ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th May, 2025

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Or wherever you get your podcasts From the Zedium Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now you guys, and I exclude Vaughan from this Because he was like, I'm going to go help my dad I'm going to prioritise my family. Came and supported me.

Yeah. Yeah, sorry about that. Came and supported me. What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit, actually. This guy, I'm just going to turn on my front-facing camera to just confirm something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Can you see it? What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit. But the three of you,

Fletch, Shannon and Cowan came and supported me at the Comedy Fest opening, at the gala. Yes. And Shannon, you were there. Yes. And you had a cuddle with my mother. Yes.

And so did you, Fletch. Carwen, did you get a cuddle from Patsy? I didn't even see Patsy from afar. I didn't. She snuck up on me. I just turned around and boom, she was right there. She does that. Hello.

It was one of those moments where like, I didn't know because I walked behind a woman and I said, is this the line for the woman's toilet? And she looked at me like she knew me and I looked at her like I knew her. But she pulled the trigger first. She's like, are you Shannon? I was like, you're Patsy. She's Patsy. Yeah, it was lovely.

What a woman. Yeah, we had a great night though. It was good fun. We did get approached by quite a few fans actually that night. It was awkward. We were like, what were we just talking about? Were they like, oh my God, girl meth. And you're like, stop it, stop it.

Yeah, they were like, oh my gosh, I didn't think I was going to come over to you, but I have to say hi. Like, oh my gosh, listen to you guys every day. I was like, stop it. It's crazy. I think our boyfriends were like, whoa, they actually like have listeners. Wow. They didn't expect people to know who we were.

Oh, I love that. Yeah. But we had a good time, but there was one thing that really stuck out to me. What? So one of the comedians, who we love here on the show, friend of the show,

Josh Thompson. Josh Thompson, yep. He made a joke, and he was talking about young... How dare he? At the comedy club. He needs to open up his front facing camera and check. That's a piece of shit. I was really upset by it.

But no, he said, he's like, do we have any young people in the room? Anyone under 25? And the gasp, Colin and I gasped, we're not young people. Welcome. Now you know you've got discounted car insurance now. Yeah, welcome. I don't pay for my car car insurance my dad's been registered for years but anyway oh my god i only just took mine over at arm 35 and earned way more money than my parents ever did so yeah um but yeah we are no longer young people yeah it was funny to be sitting um next to you and

you're just like oh it happens so deflated it just happens though it just happens and then because it was about 9-11 and I was like well I was there but I was like one yeah

like I'm you were there I was there what in the towers yeah it was crazy north or south south it was crazy

because you would think the metal beams wouldn't melt but that's a whole other thing jeez here we go god what is this a fucking

conspiracy theory it was an inside job here we go. God, is this a fucking conspiracy theory? It was an inside job? Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Katy Perry's JonBenet and... Yeah, JonBenet Ramsey. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. Wait till I tell you about the crosshairs with the moon landing.

Oh my God, stop it. Do you know, this happens. Like, I've always... I remember this happening, and for the next decade, this is really going to hit you quite regularly. That you'll remember, you'll be like, I am young. And then you'll be like, I am young. And then just every time you're scrolling down on a web form

and you just keep going on those years. You keep going and keep going. It just gets longer and longer. It gets longer and longer. And then one day you're like, how old was the character Phil Dunphy in Modern Family? And you look it up. And when Modern Family started, he was 41 years old, and I'm 43.

So technically I'm season three Phil Dunphy now. Jesus. Well, because I feel geriatric at ZM. When we walk in the office, there's times where I'm like, I've aged out. Well, we're fresh, hip, and young. We like to keep it fresh, hip, and young. Yeah, the office girls are young, but I come around you guys.

Do you know? I feel good. Wow. Wow. The old good. Wow. Wow. The old God. Yeah. It's good. I think it's a nice cross-reference because we've got a 25, a 35, and a 45.

It's like we're just covering it all. Yeah. The nine years. We won't say which one's which. Car one's 45. She's all like, Gen Z, Gen Z. We're like, shut up. You're 45.

You're halfway to 90.