ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th October 2023

Episode Date: October 7, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon broke the law, IN FRONT OF A COP!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And Shannon, producer Shannon has a question for us today. Something that came up, I believe, after you were walking yesterday. Yeah, I jaywalked in front of a cop. Oh my gosh, she's a bad bitch.

Yeah. She looks sweet, eh? She's a bad bitch. Yeah. She looks sweet, eh? She's a bad bitch. Yeah. She's a rebel. Going home from work, there's a real easy jaywalk, so I just went with confidence, and it was right in front of a cop,

and he glared at me. And I know it's illegal, but has anyone ever actually been fined for jaywalking? No. Not in New Zealand, but in Singapore, and Australia's pretty strict on it too. Okay, so in New Zealand, the law states the offence of jaywalking? No, in New Zealand I don't think they bother. Not in New Zealand but in like Singapore and Australia's pretty strict on it too. Okay, so in New Zealand

the law states the offence of jaywalking applies if you cross the road within 20 metres of a fixed crossing and if as a pedestrian you cross at a red light the fine is relatively modest

$35 for adults $10 for children. Because they don't know they don't know shit. Yeah, it's where they even have to pay. So you did this knowing it was a crime? Well, yeah.

In front of a cop? I wanted to go home. I don't mean to objectify them, and I'd hate if it was a woman, but was he hot? Yeah. Because it's such a thing for cops. Yeah, and then I kind of, I don't want to say I glared back, but I kind of gave it to him back, you know? Give a little giggle. So you looked and he glared and you returned, said glare.

Yeah, not glare, maybe like a little hee hee. Oh, yeah. It's good life when you're shorn and trimmed. Yeah, I was going to say, the same look you gave the old boys in the pub when they'd tuck a 50 in your pouch. You know it. Yeah, she's good at that look. She knows that look.

Did he have the shirt where the arms are too tight? Probably. I didn't look too much because I was running across a red light. Running a crime. So I didn't have to go at pace. Okay. Because I don't know of anyone in New Zealand that's ever had a ticket for that. I've seen one.

I've been in Aussie and it's big in Melbourne, I think because of all the trams. Yeah. They run over a lot of people. Yeah. So they crack down on it hard. I've always seen cops giving out tickets in Melbourne for it. Because you're terrible. You're such a jaywalker.

I jaywalk every red light if there's a spot. He's a rebel without a cause. He is. Well, his cause is getting to where he's going as quick as he can because he's so busy and he's got so much to do. Quickly before the mints expires. Yeah, I've got to get home. I've got to do this thing.

I've got one thing to do all day, so I better get home as quick as I possibly can. Sometimes I'll just rush home just to relax. You need to get home now to sit down. It's the R to R. It's the rush to relax. Rush to relax. Yeah.

Rushing to relax. Well, it's nice to know we've got a couple of absolute bloody rebels in the mix here with Shannon and yourself. Well, see, I'll walk home and I might jaywalk, but you speed home at 120. So who's the rebel here? I'm getting home to fucking relax.