ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th September 2024

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan gave someone a Bath...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I must say this week I've been fielding some questions about um bathing chickens I saw this on your Instagram

so you did this in the house in the kitchen sink No laundry sink You know how laundry sink was a second-rate sink? You can put all sorts in there. Yeah, we always had a big stainless steel

tub growing up. Yeah, same. Because then you could just scour it and all sins were forgiven. Just a bit of paint. We won't talk about it. We won't.

We won't. We'll just wash paint down there. Wash paint. It's almost as good as it's pink. Yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible that that goes

into the system. But no, that goes to the sea, so don't do that. No, don't do that. Wait, where are we cleaning our paint brushes? How does yours do? Have you re-piped your house so it just flows straight into the sea? Yeah, it does. It goes through a whole lot before it gets there.

No, I just lay a pipe. Don't tip it down the drain. Don't tip it down the roadside drain. That drains directly into the sea. That goes to the sea, yeah. Yeah, but maybe even not down your plug i'm sure there's a proper way to do it but uh yeah i bathed the chicken in there because the chicken had a shitty bum how do chickens clean themselves well they shouldn't have so the cloaca uh sort of like

goes open and the feathers should go apart and the poo goes out without hitting the yeah i've seen i've seen it before it's the equivalent of like dags on a sheep or a dog. So have you got a bung cloaca? So, well, there's... Tight. I googled it. Too tight. There's many reasons.

It's not opening up enough. No, apparently that could be like an infection or it could be an illness. Oh, my God. So they say you clean it. Yeah, maybe. Chicken thrush. Yeah.

Is that a thing? Well, the temperature's getting warmer, you know? So Matt's got taken inside and... Sat around in your gym leggings too long. Yeah. Didn't a thing? Well, the temperature's getting warmer, you know? So Max got taken inside. Sat around in your gym leggings too long. Yeah. Didn't let the area breathe. Got to let it breathe after a workout. Got to let it breathe.

You still were going into your third summer in a row. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Proud of you. And so, yeah, I just washed the chicken. Shade was like, what are you doing? I was like, I can't let an animal, knowingly I can't let an animal that can be washed go unwashed if I could save it.

Why didn't you get the hose with like a squirt attachment? Oh my God. How would you like that if you had a raw cloaca? Yeah. You've got to be gentle with it. In your house, even though it was the laundry sink, it's like, yuck, that's chicken shit. Yeah.

Yeah, I probably would have done it on an outside tap. Same, yeah. Then we didn't have a hot tap outside. That's an outside thing. It was warm water. I wasn't doing it in cold. Why not? This is nature, Vaughn.

If it's got a... Oh, yeah, I know. Too bad. What, is it going to shed on the eggs? Wash the egg. No, it could stop the egg production completely. Oh, well, this is a bung chicken that needs to go. Give it a wash.

I don't want that chicken's eggs. Do you know what was weird, though? Washing it when we were finished and it was, like, drying is a bung chicken that needs to go. Give it a wash. I don't want that chicken's eggs. Do you know what was weird, though? Washing it when we were finished and it was, like, drying. Did it like it? Hang on. Did it like it? It didn't hate it, which was weird. Because chickens don't like being in the rain.

They hide immediately when it starts raining. They seek cover. Would you like it if a giant man swooped into your home and picked you up and washed your food? Kluaka? No, I guess I'd wash my food. I don't know. Who's picking me up?

A giant man picks you up and washes your nether regions? And a guess I'd wash my floor. I don't know, who's picking me up? A giant man picks you up and washes your nether regions? And a giant stainless steel tub? Yeah. The story writes itself. Oh yeah,

okay. That might be not. There you go, I've tapped out of the fantasy. It was weird because it's also the first time the chicken's legs have ever been clean.

Oh yeah, gross. Because when we got the chicken, it immediately went into the dirt and I've only ever seen, so chicken's legs when they're like clean. Oh, yeah. Gross. Because when we got the chicken, it immediately went into the dirt, and I've only ever seen. So chicken's legs, when they're, like, clean, look really weird. You're messing with nature.

I don't like it. Yeah, I think you've messed with nature here. You're messing with nature and the nature-time continuum. You think I'm causing a paradox. Yeah. I could possibly cause a time-nature paradox. Yes, you could. It's going to be so confused now, the chicken, as well.

It's been through this harrowing experience. It might need it. The news is it may need another bath. It's still got a bit of a shitty bath. Oh, my God. Not nearly as bad, though. You didn't even clean it properly. No, I did, but it's continued to.

I think you've got to put this chicken down and get a new one. No, because she must be laying, because there's two chickens that aren't laying. Don't worry about it, then. Well, I want her to continue laying. It's maintenance. Oh, this is... I don't know. It's cloaca maintenance.

Yeah. One must maintain their cloaca or their cloaca-adjacent genitals.