ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th April 2026

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

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From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following Little Bit of Pod contains course language, sexual themes and content inappropriate for young listeners. Listener discretion is advised. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and the Big Pod and the Little Pod we resume with the live show, normal programming on Monday the 13th of April. Just between us in the pod today is, what do you miss about your ex? I mean they're an X for a reason, aren't they? Yeah, but not to say everything was bad, right?

Yeah, true. And there'll be little things. Like, could have been an absolute prick, but I had a whopping coat. Where there he is, yeah. Kind of along those lines is our first. Oh, really? You respond to free venison and fresh fish that kept appearing in my fridge. Oh, your protein sauce.

It's nothing to do with a whopping cod. Oh, wapping cod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wopping cod. That's what I said, yeah. And a good venison backstrap. Yeah. That would be a loss. Yeah, because it's expensive to buy.

Yeah, two very expensive meats. I tell you, there's plenty of fishermen on bloody Tinder. With what they're actually. Hold them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss his sex drive. No one else can keep up with mine. Oh, wow.

You had a nice match there. Yeah. Good when you get a good match. Yeah, it's good when you get a good match. Miss match, it's just horrible. When you've got like those magnet genitals, I don't always want to be near each other. I miss her air friar.

Well, you can go, Let me just have a red-hot look at what an air friar kind of sit. A couple of hundi's going to get you a pretty decent air fry. Yeah, yeah. Because mine's from Kama, it was cheapest chips, it works of trade. Kama, Anko, two-liter, sorry, nine-liter twin air-friar and black, $89. Yeah, there you go. You're all right.

You don't need that from a fire. And then you'll buy that from Kmart. You won't miss her at all. No, no, you can air-fri any gifts she gave me. Yeah, totally. Fine without her. His cat. I don't miss anything about him, nothing at all, but his cat.

Oh, yeah. that's why some people when they split, like they have joint custody of animals. There's like a real serious thing about how reluctant people are to leave sometimes abusive marriages because they're not sure what's going to happen to the pet. They don't know if they can take it with or

they're getting into our hearts, don't they? Set up, yeah. I miss her sister. Aw. In which way? In which way? It's sinister. It's, and then she's literally says her sister. All the messages we've had, it's got to be something sinister. It's got to be something. Yeah.

Do you think these, these, These pods, these naughty, just between us pods, have, like, warped our perception now. Now we're dubious of anything and anyone. Yeah. This one sounds wholesome, but there's got to be some seedy undercurrent. I miss board game nights with his family. Oh, wholesome. They're so wholesome.

Yeah, what were they playing? Naked twister. You strip poker with his family Christmas. Don't want to play strip poker with your family. I miss his big old dick. Big dick! And the sex. That was bomb dick.

I still think about it nine years later. Well, nine years later. But Bomb Dick can never replace a shit personality. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Actually, we'd get that on a T-shirt. Yeah. Bomb Dick.

Well, you'll go to Thailand. Get one more you're over there. Do bomb dick and do that open mouth, you know, better, greater than shit personality. Yeah. Yeah, it ends up winning out, doesn't it? Yeah. Their friends, they were such a fun group. I missed their friends.

Oh, the friend group. They were their friends. Yeah. You came in and kind of assimilated into their group, then when he breaks up with you, you're gone. Keep back and take them. Definitely her watermelons. They're big enough to be bouncing around.

Boobies. Oh, right. I was thinking about. Juicy melons. They don't chender themselves here. They just definitely miss her melons. Yeah, big juicy melons. It could have just been really good at growing melons.

Might have been a melon farmer. Might have always had free melons like the guy had the venison in the cold. No, because what was the part two of what they said, bouncing around or something? They're big enough to be bouncing around. Yeah. On the truck, on the delivery truck. Yeah. Heading back from the fields into the packhouse.

You're quite right, actually. It might not be so sinister Would you miss about your ex For just between us The Police uniform Oh okay Hello And the free getting off tickets

Yeah Help I miss his abs as the next one Oh okay There's more sets of abs out there I reckon It's heaps How are your abs for?

Oh sweetie It's all right They're under there somewhere I think They're not as prevalent as they were This time last year And then we treated us kindly I did It did

Stress anxiety waking up at two in the morning with you, the spiraling. Killed the appetite. It was my own little, a Zempik. Yeah, what happened? Not having to do groceries and meal planning. That's a horrible thing to miss about someone. That makes it really sound like you were just unloaded.

Yeah, they're for the food and for them to do all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I miss the dog. Yeah. Somebody else said there's another one of the pets one. I miss his big dick. It's another one.

Another one for the big dick. But big dick. Equals, great personality. No, no, no, no, no. It's not better than shit personality. Right. If you go from a big dick and then you go to a small dick, what if the person's better at, like, using the dick?

But they can't get back the size, obviously. Skill trumps size. Absolutely. So she says. Okay, that was a big roll of the eyes from this guy. When you got both, we've put a big dick you don't know how to use it. Pointless. Yeah.

Just whamming it in. Whamming it. shoving it at the general area Yeah, yeah, yeah, poking it around My ex cleaned the house more than me and my partner ever will I miss the clean house Oh yeah Oh wow, okay

Get a cleaner Get a cleaner Way less drama Yeah, and pretty cheaper in the long run too Yeah, to be fair I miss her paying half the mortgage Oh, yep, that will That would absolutely

Yeah Hell, that would change everything, wouldn't it? His money That's somebody else misses So we've gone from her paying off the mortgage I miss his money Yeah. Wow.

True love, a true love. What's it about? Okay, they put the and then peach emoji. Yeah. And then organisms. Now, I'm assuming they mean orgasms. Orgasms, yeah.

The peach orgasms. The booty orgasms. Yeah. It gives the new meaning to hands free. Oh, wow. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm confused.

The peach orgasms gives a new meaning to hands free. Do you think she's... Okay. Is she not using her hands free? I don't. And she's using the peach. I'm confused. All this smut.

I'm confused. It's too much for our sweet little flet. Bring it back to the wholesome because we had, you know, his money, her paying half the mortgage, that massive dick. Her peach, massive thing. His family. Oh, Holston. Mrs.

Beautiful. The sex, the current boyfriend just doesn't hit the spot the same. Well, then why did you make it a thing? Why did you make him a boyfriend? I always blow into my mind the amount of people that. You can talk your way into having better sex. Like she's saying it's not hitting the same. He doesn't hit the same.

Well, you'll teach him how. What if he's just not to be told? Well, you must teach him. You must teach him. You must teach him. If you want it. Teach him man how to fuck, he shall fuck for a life. Yeah, that's good, yeah.

Fuck a man. He'll fuck. He'll fuck. Teach a man how to fuck. You're all getting fuck for my phone. Is he bringing, are there any fish at all? Not in this one. Any cod?

No cod. Teach a man how to fish. He'll fuck yeah. Okay. Teach a man how to fuck. He'll give you fish for the rest of your life. And a good fucking. And a good fucking.

Okay. Okay. Okay. best friend who completely gets me. That's a bit sad to hear a bubble baths made just for me. And that left turn. What does that mean? That left turn.

Or maybe the left hook and the duck in the dick. Oh, he's got a curvy duck. We've got a curvy duck here. We've got a curvy duck. Curvy dick. Well, we'll end on that note because there's no more to add to that one. So I want everyone, your whole work everyone is to teach a man to fuck and you'll be fucked for a lifetime. No, teach a man how to fish, he'll fuck you'll catch fish.

And he'll feed you with his fish and his dick. for the rest of your life. Jesus Christ.