ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th August 2024

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch got an email...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now on A Big Pod this week I mentioned several times That I now own four pairs of the same shorts Beautiful shorts, I love them

I just got an email from the place I got the shorts from. Because they were Nike shorts, but they were sold by someone else. Did it say, hey, did you mean to buy four of these in the same size and colour? This is what the email says. We noticed you like to shop when prices drop. How dare they? Oh, excuse me. Doesn't everybody?

I'd rather a price drop. Like they might as well in the subject said, tight ass Here's a deal Here's another deal Hey you stingy brick Here's another Reduced to clear Mince pack You know like Yeah

Wait did you buy These shorts from a place That also sells mince No Because now I have No respect for the shorts No I didn't But you know that I do

Love a reduced to clear meat I'm not against A reduced to clear meat If I'm eating it that night Unless I'm eating it that night Or freezing it No no no I'll never freeze A reduced to clear Because. If I'm eating it that night. Unless I'm eating it that night. Or freezing it. No, no, no.

I'll never freeze a reduced to clear because then I'll forget. I can't do it. I'm a bit iffy with freezing meats. Why? I don't know. I panic. You can't freeze them if they've been frozen. Yeah. And a lot of the times it'll say pre-frozen.

What are you doing? Shaking your phone. Undo. Undo. Well, just press undo. That was fucking embarrassing. No, you can't in the email. Did you see?

You grabbed it with both hands like a kid shaking their juice box. You remember to shake that juice box? If you make a mistake on your iPhone, you just double shake it and it brings up the undo thing. Oh, that mind always comes up like that. Up and down. Yeah, like you're, yeah. Like I'm what? That's not how I do it

Mine's not working Hang on Gotta get my nipples involved Jesus Come on Well look I'm just If you're marketing to me

I'm gonna need a little bit more Of a compliment Rather than You're a tight ass Yeah budjo How do they know this anyway I hate it Stop listening.

Like, I know I have not looked up these shorts that you've bought. I know at some point they're going to be on my feed, advertised to me, because someone within my proximity was talking about these Nike shorts. Do you know, like, email-wise, if you order, pizza places are the worst for it. If you order online from a pizza place, the next night they'll be like, hey, remember how much you loved pizza? You're like, delete.

And then the next night it's like, boy, hey, pizza, pizza guy. You still like pizza? You're like, fuck off. Every single night they're like, Tuesday night's pizza night. It's like, goddammit. It's taco night, obviously. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe.

And then they'll be back in the next week with being like, we didn night unsubscribe unsubscribe and then they'll be back they'll be back in the next week with being like we didn't unsubscribe we just turned it to weekly reminders on how much you love pizza yes because you didn't unsubscribe from the

10 different options they had yeah scroll through a lot of places it takes like 10 days or a week or two to actually unsubscribe which is

bullshit there is no reason why it's not immediate. Yeah. I've been on a real buzz lately of unsubscribing all these just constant emails. Yeah. Hey, how about this?

And oh, remember that time you bought this thing off us in 2010? You still need washes? You still need some washes? Are you still into like throwing bamboo sticks or something? You're like, what? And AliExpress is like, you had your eye on this. It's still available. It's like, well, yeah, it is.

I've clearly moved on because I didn't buy it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm buying that piece of shit. Although sometimes if you buy something or you're looking at something, you add it to the cart, but you don't buy it, sometimes places come back with a, do you want 20 bucks off that? And you're like, actually, okay, now yes. Did you miss something?

Still got it. So you are a cheap bastard. Yeah. I had things in my car. Walk away. You're like in a Thai market when you're like, nope, sorry, I'm walking away. I'm walking away. And they're like, okay, here's a little discount. Cheap bastard.

Haggler. Short haggler. You haggle forggler. You silly. You haggle for mints. You old. Haggling for mints. Expired mints. Cheap bastard.