ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th August 2024
Episode Date: August 7, 2024On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch got an email...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I mentioned several times
That I now own four pairs of the same shorts
Beautiful shorts, I love them
I just got an email from the place I got the shorts from.
Because they were Nike shorts, but they were sold by someone else.
Did it say, hey, did you mean to buy four of these in the same size and colour?
This is what the email says.
We noticed you like to shop when prices drop.
How dare they?
Oh, excuse me.
Doesn't everybody?
I'd rather a price drop.
Like they might as well in the subject said, tight ass Here's a deal Here's another deal
Hey you stingy brick
Here's another
Reduced to clear
Mince pack
You know like
Yeah
Wait did you buy
These shorts from a place
That also sells mince
No
Because now I have
No respect for the shorts
No I didn't
But you know that I do
Love a reduced to clear meat
I'm not against
A reduced to clear meat
If I'm eating it that night
Unless I'm eating it that night
Or freezing it
No no no I'll never freeze A reduced to clear Because. If I'm eating it that night. Unless I'm eating it that night. Or freezing it.
No, no, no.
I'll never freeze a reduced to clear because then I'll forget.
I can't do it.
I'm a bit iffy with freezing meats.
Why?
I don't know.
I panic. You can't freeze them if they've been frozen.
Yeah.
And a lot of the times it'll say pre-frozen.
What are you doing?
Shaking your phone.
Undo.
Undo.
Well, just press undo.
That was fucking embarrassing.
No, you can't in the email.
Did you see?
You grabbed it with both hands like a kid shaking their juice box.
You remember to shake that juice box?
If you make a mistake on your iPhone, you just double shake it and it brings up the undo thing.
Oh, that mind always comes up like that.
Up and down.
Yeah, like you're, yeah.
Like I'm what?
That's not how I do it
Mine's not working
Hang on
Gotta get my nipples involved
Jesus
Come on
Well look
I'm just
If you're marketing to me
I'm gonna need a little bit more
Of a compliment
Rather than
You're a tight ass
Yeah budjo
How do they know this anyway
I hate it
Stop listening.
Like, I know I have not looked up these shorts that you've bought.
I know at some point they're going to be on my feed, advertised to me,
because someone within my proximity was talking about these Nike shorts.
Do you know, like, email-wise, if you order,
pizza places are the worst for it.
If you order online from a pizza place, the next night they'll be like,
hey, remember how much you loved pizza?
You're like, delete.
And then the next night it's like, boy, hey, pizza, pizza guy.
You still like pizza?
You're like, fuck off.
Every single night they're like, Tuesday night's pizza night.
It's like, goddammit.
It's taco night, obviously.
Unsubscribe.
Unsubscribe.
And then they'll be back in the next week with being like, we didn night unsubscribe unsubscribe and then they'll be back they'll be back in the next
week with being like
we didn't unsubscribe
we just turned it to
weekly reminders
on how much you love pizza
yes because you didn't
unsubscribe from the
10 different options
they had
yeah
scroll through
a lot of places it takes like
10 days or a week or two
to actually unsubscribe
which is
bullshit
there is no reason
why it's not immediate.
Yeah.
I've been on a real buzz lately of unsubscribing
all these just constant emails.
Yeah.
Hey, how about this?
And oh, remember that time you bought this thing off us in 2010?
You still need washes?
You still need some washes?
Are you still into like throwing bamboo sticks or something?
You're like, what?
And AliExpress is like, you had your eye on this.
It's still available.
It's like, well, yeah, it is.
I've clearly moved on because I didn't buy it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm buying that piece of shit.
Although sometimes if you buy something or you're looking at something,
you add it to the cart, but you don't buy it,
sometimes places come back with a, do you want 20 bucks off that?
And you're like, actually, okay, now yes.
Did you miss something?
Still got it.
So you are a cheap bastard.
Yeah.
I had things in my car.
Walk away. You're like in a Thai market
when you're like, nope, sorry, I'm walking away.
I'm walking away. And they're like, okay, here's a little discount.
Cheap bastard.
Haggler. Short haggler.
You haggle forggler. You silly.
You haggle for mints.
You old.
Haggling for mints.
Expired mints.
Cheap bastard.