ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -8th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; this TikTok trend did us dirty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You know, I'm, well, when I say, you know, I'm trying to get better at TikTok. Remember when I thought maybe I'll try to get better at TikTok? What happened to when producer Shannon was your social media manager? Well, I didn't pay her, so she didn't do the work. Oh, I think that's how it works. That's fair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, Shannon. So now you're back on TikTok? No, well, I opened it. You know, I opened the app. I don't understand how it works at all. And me and sexologist Morgan Penn had a sleepover. And it's not, it wasn't a spicy one.

I was just a little, I was in my own room. Sort of the butter chicken of sleepovers. Butter chicken, yeah, yeah. And then the morning I jumped into bed with her and we had a little chat. You had a little cormer. Yeah, yeah. And we were talking about our, you know, our podcast and how our content needs to get further. And we were like, look, oh, what?

Shannon up there. No, Shannon's just saying that it wasn't that you didn't pay her. It's just that you ignored her. advice. You literally would be like, what time should I post? Oh my God. How did that Haley impression? Yeah, that was perfect. What time do I put it both? What a day to put it?

Guys, I'm a chocolate there. I pulled up your analytics and I said this time and then I put it up analytics. And then I am on TikTok and at like 1.30 in the afternoon should post. The video is done editing. Like, what am I going to sit there and not put it on? And I think I gave you three times of good advice and then I said stuff you. If you're not going to listen. If you're not going to listen. Yeah.

She did. Stuff, man. Okay, right. So me and Morgan open up TikTok because she was like, I'm not posting anything on TikTok. I was like, neither am I. Well, you should be. You should be. Shannon, tell her she should be. She should be.

They should be posting. I know. Yeah, absolutely. But I'm not going to give you any more advice. No, I'm not. Yeah, well, stuff me. Pay you. You're pay up, cough up.

Cough up or fuck off. Anyway, so she. Hayley. Sorry. Oh, swearing. It's the podcast. Anyway, so what I didn't realize is we were trying to figure it all out. I know how old I sound, okay?

I'm hearing it too. We open up TikTok. You've got a bad back and you're just discovering TikTok. I'm sitting on a hot water bottle as we spend. Okay? Yeah. And we open up TikTok and push the plus to make something. August is here, by the way.

Are you listening to this, Shannon? I'm so embarrassed. I know. I know. My 11-year-old is just looking at you in horror. You're speaking of the ancient text. Oh, shut up. What were those scrolls called that they found in that cave?

The tablets. Yeah, we got a stone out and we started jizzling. This is like her, this is her version of watching the flintstones. I'm laughing at the technology. Yeah, it's okay, fine. I hear it. I know, I know. So we open up the talk and we put the plus and then it's got the camera feature on.

The camera's on and it does us dirty, right? And I accidentally snap a pick of me and Morgan and it is, you know, it's chins. You know when you open up your front camera and you're not ready for it. It's chins, chins, chins, chins. And then what I didn't know. More chins than a Chinese find. Don't. What, dad?

What are you fucking doing there? He's canceled. What are you doing this? He's finally canceled. I'm going to blame that on a mental breakdown. Wow. He's finally cancelled. Is that a racist thing to say though?

Because technically, Chinese phone book would have a lot of chance. There's a room full of white people right now. I don't want to debate it. I don't want us to sit here and decide whether it's racist or not. Yeah. I mean, it's certainly a lot of... It probably is.

There's certainly a lot of Smiths in the phone book. Yeah, there is. You don't say more smiths. If the Chinese were... If the Chinese were... word for chin was Smith, you'd say more smiths than an English phone book. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

We'll say that as the joke, you know. Maybe say that as a joke next time. But the chins, I know, you have to work on it. Yeah. God, that was dangerous. Yeah. From him? Mm, it was.

Anyway, so we opened up this thing and the photo's terrible. More chins than a Chinese phone book. I can't believe she said that. I can't believe she said that. I don't know. I was just feeling gnaud. I was just like, reading him.

I can't believe she said it. Orden ruined me. Blame and on a mental breakdown. I'm having a mental breakdown. break down. I'm close. And... I'm fine. Press a piss.

Yeah. You know in the sky tower when you lean against the glass and it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the cracks on the glass. So it opens. And what I didn't know about TikTok is

the moment you snap something, it like auto selects a song to go with it. What is it? August is nodding your head. How does it work? Does it see your face? When you like

take a photo, it gives you a sound to like relate on what you're doing. Yeah, it suggests. Right. So what? AI sort of Yeah, so it was like there was one of me

and Morgan and it was something about like two friends it was like two friends da da da da I was like One of them's a manna And it was

I wouldn't tell you which one I can figure it out The song came up And it was like Big girl Bigger I was like oh my god It's done me so dirty

Yeah how does this work I want to see what it So open it up And just take a photo of yourself And then a song Will auto select And it's not like Your Popular music that you know

It was just Yeah yeah yeah I can't remember remember the lyrics but it was like a reference to me being like a larger lady yeah that's like do you remember that oh boy anybody says or what anybody thinks i have this mindset so this is your determined face wow what is this some kind of religious i don't give a fun yeah give a shit wow that's actually sums you up really well hasn't it's now that crazy a day i don't give a shit and then you get hooked on it being like i'll take a real unflattering one

Is it going to do you dirty again? I'll take a picture of Fletch. Let's see what it's here. I've been down. Okay, but this song is called Do You Love Me? I think it's because I look unlovable in that photo. You look sad. It's really doing you dirty.

I really think, honestly, it's quite a fun way to spend the afternoon if you're feeling mentally sound. Oh, you look absolutely unhinged by that. He's a pretty good guy, but stress is over everything. That is a no! How does it know? How does it know? How does it know? How does it know?

Oh, my God, that's too good. I know. Yeah, wow. Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. I mean, maybe try that or maybe don't if you're in a vulnerable place today. Yeah, if you had mental strength.

Yeah. And you can take it from TikTok? Yeah. Give it a go.