ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th December 2023

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared had a collision!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Producer D Hi Hi I tell you what, the end of the year cannot come quick enough

Do you know why, this is why we're being silly It's because What the fuck I'm sorry but Producer Jared has broken the law. He's hit and run someone. I didn't recognise the

song immediately and I just thought you just started playing some steel drums. It's just some like Westafarian music underneath us. Low ball bang! Have you broken the law, Jared? Not technically, but in the eyes of the law, it would probably be frowned upon. You've hit and run someone.

Yeah, he's run someone over. A hit and run at the supermarket. Do you know my dad didn't have a hit and run? Like a natural one. My dad hit someone with their car once. And when I say hit, like this. Oh, yeah. And then got out and was like, oh, sorry, I didn't see you.

And they were like, like No it's totally fine Dad being the good person Gave him the number To be like oh you know For some reason I thought he took him to court What? I know

My man what? I was in the license for six months For literally like just Creeping past to see past a truck To see if there was anything And just There and the person Oh my god

Calm down Nudged And then my dad Just being the guy he was Just gave him the number just like Oh my god calm down nudged and then my dad just being the guy he was just gave him the number gave his number to be like oh sorry about that you know

I'm a bit of a prick and here's my card took him to court my dad lost his licence for six months for whatever it was crazy eh that is nuts

I know my mate's little brother lay down behind a car in a supermarket to try to get 50 bucks out of somebody oh my god and the person jumped out and there was mate's little brother lay down behind a car in a supermarket to try to get 50 bucks out of somebody. Oh my God. And the person jumped out

and there was an old lady and they're like, oh my God, oh my God. He's like, help me, 50 bucks, help.

Give me 50 bucks or I'm calling the cops. And the manager of the supermarket came out and was like, you fucking idiot. We've been watching on the security camera.

And then they showed the security camera of him like waiting for her to back out and they're like running and jumping and lying down behind it because that's something people do in america because they can sue right and get it and that's why everyone's got dash cams yeah if you people have dash cams because yeah as much to prove that they didn't cause an accident yeah so did you hit and run someone jared yeah but not with my car it was just my trolley Oh Did you go up the back Of someone Fuck you On my half

No Ankles With a Achilles tendon Yeah I saw a kid Hit an old dude Like in the back

Of the ankles Right in the Achilles And the dude Just crumpled Oh yeah It hurt so much Speaking of my dad My dad snapped his

It went You know when you See him Apparently you hear it I've never done it Or been around someone Who does But apparently You hear it happen.

So what happened? You ran over? A child. I would say he would have been about nine. But in my defense, I was not like running around with the trolley. I was walking on the left side of the lane at an appropriate speed. Now there's no rules in the supermarket. It's a free ride.

No, but you should be like on the road. You should trolley on the left. Go down on the ride. No, but you should be, like on the road, you should trolley on the left. Go down on the left. Yeah, I think you're right. Actually, that could be a silly little poll. Do you stick to the left at the supermarket? Yeah, do you go to the left of the aisle? Do you follow road rules? See, what you're hearing, listener,

is a behind the scenes of how the show comes together. That's us. We're going to do that tomorrow. How old was the day after? No, we're fucking not. So it was nine. This, like, nine-year-old kid was just standing there as I come around the corner.

You rammed him. Do you do that thing with the supermarket trellis? You pretend that you're, like, drifting? Drifting, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love doing that. Drift, drift, drift. And out of the blue, I'm, like, a meter away.

He grabs his little sister, does some like wrestling move, slams them both on the ground. His arm goes out and I just fully drive over his arm. Oh my God, you ran over his arm! Yep, yep, there was a whole black mark and everything. I'll say it, fuck it, fuck him, he deserved it. He deserved it, but his mum was fuming. Wait, she should have been fuming at the fact that her son

was roughing up her daughter in the supermarket. Wait, was she upset at you or the kids? At me. She was, like, giving me the biggest stare down. Terrible parenting. I was like, oops, sorry, I think I might have run over your child. And she just glared. Never admit to the crime.

You learn from my dad, you never admit to the crime. You're going to lose your trolley license for six months. Yeah. And, like, as we continued on shopping, I just hear like this muttering of her like talking to a kid, being like, oh, some people are just so rude. Oh, wow. Roll the cameras. I hate it when people do that with their kids.

Yeah. Wow. So did the kid cry? It was that like not crying, but like the tears and the sniffling and the. Whimpering. Yeah, whimpering. That's the one. Oh, God. I can't stand them, eh? Yeah, just. sniffling and the... Whimpering. Yeah, whimpering. That's the one. Oh, God.

I can't stand them, eh? Yeah, just... Nine sucks as well. I feel like kids... I know this is sort of the age of your kids at the moment, but they're just so dreary from seven to 12. Do you know what I mean? Oh, I think seven to 12...

They're not cute. It's 12 on that I'm... They're not like... Yeah, you're going to get the worst age soon. Yeah, but they're spicy. They get a bit of spice back. You've got to get a bit of spice. And they develop a cool personality. Seven... They're just kids. They're not like Yeah you're gonna get The worst age soon Yeah but they're spicy They get a bit of spice back And they develop

A cool personality Seven They're just kids They're not even cute anymore Start to smell and stuff As someone without Any children I feel like

Between the age of one and three Is the sweet spot Yeah Cute Hard work Cute though Yeah that's hard work Hard work

Just judging from Vaughn I want a one week old I'd say No Just a one week old Andold. I'd say... No. Just a one-week-old and then get... Yeah, and then... Shuffle off. Shuffle them off and get them back when they're about four and a half.

Yeah, just... I want the little when they're like a nugget. I know, cute with... Yeah. Just, yeah. When does that baby cry, not normal cry, that... When does that stop? Ooh, good question.

Toddler, when you're a toddler, I think... I still do it. ...you become more of a crier. Yeah, I get upset when I do that. So 34, it's still going? Okay. God. Did you just hear my ovaries shrivel up?