ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th December 2024

Episode Date: December 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has something disgusting to confessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Treat yourself to McCafe Coffee with my Macca's Rewards Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Thank you for having me

Are you yawning? Thanks for having me Apologise to the podcast listeners. Are you yawning? Thanks for having me, yeah. Thanks for having me. Apologise to the podcast listeners for yawning at them. I'm keeping it real, man. I'm keeping it real. That's why they like us. We're real.

We sneeze. We do all sorts of real things. We do all sorts of weird body stuff. That was my mouth. I've got a weird body thing to talk about. What? I finally, finally lost my toenail. Oh my God, have you seen it?

I haven't. Hayley and the cat, we just got coffee before we recorded this. And I was like, Hayley, because I'm wearing Birks today. I'm like, look at my no toenail. Here you go. Show me. A new one. A new one's coming.

Starting. It's full noise. Aren't they fucking weird? Aren't they fucking weird? Aren't they weird? They do. It's like an insect. No, no, no.

Toenail's full stop. Yeah. They're weird. No, no, no. You've got great feet, Horne. So for those that don't know I did the hike 80k's heafy track

And it just was Banging against my boot This toenail And It was banging boots You know what I'm saying It was my boot There's boys out there

Banging boots It went all purple And then it went white Like a white dog poo Like a fossilised White dog poo Why does it do that It's so bizarre

Why does it do that And then it just It fell Why does it do that? Why does it do that? And then it just fell off. And I was like, and then underneath, yeah, it's like there's a little one at the end that's going to grow to be a big one. A new stub. I suggested to him because the girlies sometimes use a growing nail polish and you put it on your nails and it kind of helps it grow. I don't know what's got in it, keratin or like collagen or something.

Fertiliser. Yeah, yeah, yeah, plant food. Yeah. Maybe you should do that to get it going longer. it grow i don't know what's got in it keratin or like collagen or something fertilizer yeah plant food yeah maybe you should do that to get it going longer so well up until it fell off yesterday i have been doing a bit of swimming and walking around and all that and just life who did it fall off in the pool you mangy fuck with a big plaster all over my time i got these special big pack of plastic okay to stop it falling off in the pool so i was swimming along in the pool no no and i was swimming i was swimming along in the pool and i was like how effing disgusting someone's fucking plaster is floating in my lane i was like that is so manky and it was you and then i could feel my toenail flapping against my toe. And I was like, it's me.

I've plastered the pool. It's me. Hi. I'm the plasterer. It's me. Oh, my God. That's feral. And it floated down into the deck.

And I was like, oh, I'm not getting that. Fletch. I was middle of the swim. You don't stop. Dive down. Oh, you Mickey fuck. Oh, this is upsetting. You'll get't stop oh that's disgusting i did something i've always seen and thought that is manky how dare you oh my god and it was still like round like it was around my

toe it was like a plaster jellyfish like your toe it had a little bit of shrinkage just scooched yeah Oh, Fletch. You should have dove down and got there. I know. I was just like, I just need to leave. What is the past tense of dive? Dived. Is it dove? Dove. Suddenly saying you should have dove down. I dived off.

No, it's dived. No, it's a dove. You're thinking of the past tense of the bird. No, it's like the bird. A dove. Yeah, past tense. Those beautiful turtle doves. But if you see it's like the bird. A dove. Yeah, past tense. Those beautiful turtle doves. But if you see it in person, you'd be like, look, a dive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I saw a dove because it's past tense.

I saw a dove. Yeah, and if it's about that, I think, man, I hope today we see a Dave. Yeah, that's a lot of that's plural, isn't it, for dove? It's dived. No, both dived and dove are acceptable. Really? I dove into the ocean. Yeah, that's right.

Dove is mostly America and dived is mostly like British. Right. So we use a bit of both. Okay. We like that. Either way, you should have dove or dived and picked that thing up.