ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -8th Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We're discussing one of your SPICY confessions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, today, for Little Bit of Pod, we have some audio to play you. Yeah. Because podcast listeners maybe won't know this, because on the radio show for the last few weeks, we've been running a competition where we've been asking people to give us their juiciest, their spiciest, summer confessions. Spiceiest because of the new Subway Hot Honey Chicken range.

Beautiful. Thank you. Beautiful slipping from just Fletch into promotion and back into Fletch. It's just gorgeous. Well, I will say hurry because nothing this delicious lasts long available at participating restaurants

for a limited time only. I feel like. In New Zealand. I'll say in New Zealand in case people are listening in Russia and because they... Huge list of numbers in Russia. I don't know if they have Subway there.

Huge. Yeah. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah. Fantastic. Well, so anyway, so we've been giving away these prizes and people have been quite open with their secrets because it's a $500 voucher.

Yeah, yeah. And then we were like, give us a lot of inches. Yeah, it's a lot of inches. It's a lot of inches. Yeah. Okay, so this one is wild. Can you play it? I want to hear it again.

Hey, my story for the ZDM hotline is that I caught my brother-in-law out with another girl just before Christmas and I'm unsure whether I should tell my sister or not. could be a bit of a family wrecker, I think. I... That's wild, eh? I don't have a sister, but I'm going to be a podcast. If we're on air, we'd be like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Fuck me.

Fuck me. Yeah. The reason we thought we'd re-bring this up is because it's so, like, juicy. Because I don't have a sister, but I've got a best friend who was, like, essentially a sister. But it's not different, though, because it's not blood. You know, like it's your best friend. It's different. Yeah, but I'm closer with her than most people are with their siblings.

Yeah, but she's not there on Christmas on Christmas Day with the rest of your family, is he? With the guy that's cheating on. Well, okay, then I'll say this is, if this was my brother and I saw his fiancé out with another guy. What would you do? I would not hesitate a second to be like, oh, Sam. I just saw Nina out with a guy. And they were canoodling. They were canoodling.

They were doing a bit of that. But you wouldn't hesitate, would you? Also, don't you think it's wild when people cheat? They're just like in these small towns or cities. Oh, dude. Small towns are right. I know, but then you're like, there's so many caught. Yeah, but who goes out to like a restaurant or to a bar or wherever where there are lots of people and they're seeing?

And the local Indian, you're like, what they fuck you? There's only one restaurant here, dude. What are you doing? It's so weird. It's so weird. And you come here on Tuesday when they'll do a curry with a free entree? Up the town's here. Yeah.

The place is heathen. I also find it wild that people cheat. Like, and we're not aware that we can just have open relationships these days. Like, it's like, Oh, that's very progressive. Yeah,

that's very progressive. Ethical cheating. Both partners have got to sign off on that. Yeah, that's what makes it be ethical. She has to say something. But like she says family record, there could be kids involved.

Oh, and you know, like, it's always don't shoot the messenger, but it's a messenger. Yeah. But you've seen what you've seen. You can't, you can't just not. How wild. Also, would you, I'm sure.

that family secret for $500 of Subway? Yeah, I would. This was my first thought when I was like, I would. She can't. I'm always going to work out how many inches. I mean, imagine how many, like, lunches that is. It's so many.

I mean, I do love it. Sometimes people call up on any topic and tell us the most wild shit. Nothing, for nothing. For nothing. And you're like, why would you tell us that? And they're like, I haven't told anybody this for 15 years, but blah, blah, blah. You're just like, I love it. I love it.

I love it that they can trust us to do that. I know. I love it too. but yeah, oh my God. I mean, if you're listening. I'd tell, you've got to say something like... You have to tell your sister. Even though it's going to blow your family a little bit,

you don't want your... You are going to be watching this relationship from a farm and know what you know. Yeah. You couldn't do it. Also, has it been too long now? Like, I saw them three weeks ago or a month ago. Why didn't you tell me?

Tell me now. After a little strategy, you could get 432 inches of a sandwich. Oh, wait, I thought you had AI'd the best way... The best way to tell you're... No, no, no, no, no. How many inches of Subway sandwich could you get for $500 in New Zealand? Okay. How many inches we're talking?

We went to have 432 using the sub of the day method. Oh, okay, right. For 72 six-shunding you for just shy of 500. That's inches on inches, eh? That's inches or inches. 432 inches in centimeters is 1,000 centimeters. So, oh wait, is it over a kilometer? It's 10.

No, no, no, it's 11 meters of sandwich. Oh, that's delicious. So you measured a 10-meter diving board with a, with a 1-meter person, a small child. Yeah. It's that much. From the pool level to the top of the child's head. That's what sandwich is getting. Now that I've put it like that, it's a fuckload of sandwich.