ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th February 2025

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley did something in her backyard that people definitely shouldn't have seen...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And they said, must be nice. I'll tell you what, it fucking is. Okay? That's all I can say. She's done it. She's done it. I've bought a spa and I've made it. You know, that's how it feels.

It's funny when you've never, I've never had a spa in my life. Didn't grow up with one or anything like that. No, we didn't. Never like managed to, you know, every now and then you had a friend who got a flat and randomly had a spa and they sorted it out. Never. And so it feels when I get in it like it's temporary and it's going to go. Right.

Well, life's temporary, isn't it? Oh, wow. Just sit with that for a bit. Yeah, it is. In the big scheme of things. Sit with that a bit. As far as your own personal experience, your life will be the longest thing you experience. Whoa man it's your everything albeit temporary it's my everything and when it's done it's done well i did i got a spa okay and and it was nice because as soon as it was filling up and running the first invite what did i do wow i invited you yeah and we should be doing that

yeah we should be on friday us with spas should be sharing the spas of those who live in tiny, povo, little dinky apartments. Wait, so what you're- Little dinky dive apartments. You're feeling sorry for me. This isn't a genuine friendship invite. This pitiful man doesn't even have a bath. Oh, yeah.

The dude doesn't have a bath. He doesn't have a bath. No. Okay. I don't have a bath, but I've got a spa now. Yeah. You know what I mean? I switched.

Inspired by you, I tried my spa because it works periodically, and it hasn't been on for ages, and I switched it to the on position yesterday, and then half an hour later felt the water, and it was hot, so I had a spa too. Oh, nice. God, I can't relate to this chat at all. But the best part about it is you might be thinking, yeah, that must be nice. It must be nice to have a spa. It's not.

It's a fucking pain in the ass. Pools and spas, just money pits, and they never work properly, and then when you want to use them the most is when they stop working. If it hadn't been there when we moved in, we wouldn't have a pool. I will say we had a friend of a friend came around to sort of teach us how to do the chemicals and all the testing, that kind of stuff, and we were like, every day. He was like, yeah, man, you're going to top it up.

You're going to test it all the time. Every day? I was like, every fucking day? Yeah, every fucking day. Surely every couple day. No, every day. If you want it right and you don't want a burning bloody penis opening, and it's all right.

Every day. I promise you we're doing it every day. So if you come over, your penis opening will be fine. Although, no, there's no promise if you arrive with a burning penis opening, it will continue to burn. That's not on me. That's not on you. That's not on me.

But thankfully, the chemicals she's put in will stop your sore penis spreading to everybody else. And ensure every. Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah. So I've been, we got it going like a week ago. And I've had one every single day.

And I was wearing togs. Yeah. And then I live in my feet my i've got fenced property yeah and you can't it is nice and it is it's a shit fence but it's nice to have and i was like why am i wearing talks this is your house your house so the first time aaron was out i was like i'm gonna have a spa and I shall be hopping in as I was born you know nude with crying deep

covered in weird white big breasts and I so I just took off my clothes and it felt so funny to just be rattling around in my backyard nude. I've been nude in spas or pools before and it's weird I don't like it it's nice now and now I feel like I'll only put togs on when people are around.

However. When I'm around, please. Yes, absolutely. It is nice getting, I won't walk out there nude. I'll get in and then take my togs off. Take them off. When it's dark and I'm sort of by myself. Yeah, it's lovely.

And the light stuff working in our spa, which is good too, because looking down in a bright blue light, that's trauma for the family if they happen to see that. Yeah, it's a lot. Dad's bobbing junk. We all remember it. Anyway, so the only problem is, so I've got,

mine's like not like a flat square one. It's one of the seedy ones. It's really tall. It's up and it's out of the ground. And so you have to climb into it. And you had to buy these steps. And you know Aaron, I'm not fucking buying those.

I build them myself. Where are they? Anyway, he's added to the list. And so to get into it, we've just been using a small step ladder. Like it's so tacky. Just one of those metal step ladders, two step step ladders.

And I realized as I got up, and just imagine how naked and volney as an adult is, climbing up the step ladder, hooking a leg over the side. Oh, yeah, you're really showing the neighborhood your foo-foo. Well, because our house is a little bit higher. I looked across, and there's a property being built, two properties along, scattered with builders. Like, they would have seen not a a graceful nude you know me sort of

doing my hair like hunchback sort of climbing this ladder swinging a foot over baps hanging around they would have seen the the works yeah is it the same builders that when we moved the spa you went and got them to help lift the spa haven Yes. Haven't they been through enough? She marches down and she's like, you guys got five minutes? We just need to move something. Don't speak English. They just followed this woman. They should just like terrified of what's happening. And now the punishment continues. You're flapping

the foof. They're flapping everything at them. From a couple of houses down. I know. So then I was in the spa for a bit and I was like, oh, I have to get out the same way. So I sort of tried to snake down. It just looked so ungraceful. And do you know what is hilarious?

And I just realized this as I'm saying it. We've got security cameras. There'll be footage of this. I'm going to look for it. I hope you change the factory password on your cameras. Yeah. They're youthy ones as well, too, aren't they? So that's linked straight to the Chinese government.

Oh, yeah, the CCP. Yeah, so the Chinese builders get an eyeful of it. Now, the Chinese government get a bloody clip of it all. Lucky them. Oh, my. Yeah.