ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th January 2024

Episode Date: January 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley saw a hot tradie at the sushi shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod, the big pod is back Jan 15 Not if I can help it 2024, and we're doing some big recording days where after the show we just spend a few hours recording ahead for the summer break Yeah, I like to think of what, when we're listening,

when you're listening to this listener, where am I? What am I doing? What are you doing? I imagine you're on your new deck with a Prosecco in hand. Oh, I like that. Or an Aperol in the sun. Yeah. And you might be thinking, but I'm listening to this at 7 o'clock in the morning.

And we were also picturing it. We were still picturing that. We were. It's regardless of time. We just had a break before to go to the sushi shop Which is I reckon we'd go Once or twice a week

Yeah What was going on At the sushi shop Okay so Because the door was shut So you left You walked back The door was shut

And Hayley and I Walked around the corner And then The old mate in there Opened it up Now normally in the sushi shop Lovely family There's a son

There's a son And the old mate And the wife Now There was no And the old mate and the wife. Now, there was no son today. Also, stop pushing miso soup on me. I've not had one once. So he asked, how long have we been going to that place? Eight years?

Every time he's like, do you want a miso? Do you want ginger wasabi? All the time the answer is no. Does he not learn? I want ginger wasabi. I want ginger only. Sometimes I think i think he thinks sometimes i think he confuses us it's very rude i get it though yeah yeah i see it so today the sun who is always there or they are always open always there even when we go at like 9 35 9 45 so she's out it's it's out and it's open Today no sun

The door's locked And I'm like oh my god They've probably died We literally started Wandering around in circles Like what do we do What do we do And then just as we were

Coming back The dad opened it up And he was Opened it up He said come on in And we got our sushi We filled up our trays We got there

And he's like I don't know the prices How much is this? He said, how much is this? And do you know what? Because we're not assholes. We didn't say, I think they're a dollar each.

I know because in my head I was like, oh my God, I always pay $5. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this costs like eight pieces of sushi. even though I'm paying like $15, $16. Yeah.

Because I get a couple of, you've got to get a couple of the bougie pieces. You do go bougie sushi. I don't. Your standard dollar, $2 ones. So he sort of,

I think he just sort of made it up, didn't he? It was sort of around. I only got a small amount of sushi and it was sort of around what I get. He got out the calculator and I think I normally, I think I got it for about $2 cheaper than I normally do. Did you? Did you? I don't know.

Is the sun back today? We have to go visit. Because then we thought there's been beef in the family. Maybe he's been cut out of the inheritance or something like that. Or he's got a girlfriend or something and he's run away. I know. And then maybe the family doesn't approve. Because they're Japanese, obviously.

Maybe she's a Kiwi girl. He's showing them like, oh, well, good luck getting the prices of the sushi today. Good luck working the till. Yeah. Well, he didn't know, did he? He knew how to put the sushi, the EF post through, but it took like 10 minutes. We just looked at each other like, Jesus Christ. I didn't know He knew how to put The sushi The EF post through But it took like 10 minutes We just looked at each other

Like Jesus Christ Bring back the sun But we got the sushi We got the sushi And I mean We'll keep you updated Whether or not the sun's died Or run away

With a new lover People are just Absolutely hanging by the This is how Soap operas work This is how Soap operas work He could have been abducted

He might have just been Having a sick day As if He might have just been having a sick day. As if. He might have had an appointment. Yeah, that's true. They are open early for sushi. They're there when I pull into work. I come just before 5am and they're always unloading the car then.

Big days. Right. A lot goes into sushi. You don't appreciate it. You've got to make a lot of rice. I appreciate it. They have good sushi. Oh, good sushi.

It's really good sushi. How much rice do you think they're cooking a day? Give it to me. KGs or cups or whatever. 800 kgs. 800 kgs. Yeah, you're well off. You're insane.

That is insane. Well off. I'm just imagining, how much would a bucket of rice be? A couple of kgs? Yeah. Well, a sack of rice is like, A decent sized sack of rice is 20 kilograms Well anyway Do you think they'd be cooking that?

It only gets worse from here Because we went out Came back with our sushi We were chatting with a mutual friend in the hallway Yeah we got stopped in the lobby And then that's when Hayley got busted Perving at a tradie These tradies walked past

And I always clock a tradie Because there's something about it. Just the boots and the shorts and the high vests. And his neck tattoo. What was his neck tattoo of? I don't know but it said bad boy. It said bad boy. It implied bad boy. It was an implication

of bad boy. No it didn't say bad boy, bad boy. What you gonna do when they come for you? It just says I'm a little dirty, I've been on the side all day and I'm gonna fuck you up. Absolutely. up absolutely yeah fuck you over the scaffolding um sorry wow wow that really i think my i think you should apologize keywords just came out okay over scaffolding scaffolding training but he did he was there was a there was a couple of them and then one of them just the physical shape of him caught my eye, and I followed him with my eyes, and I turned back to Fletch,

and I said, I'm not mad. Not mad about that, yeah. I'm not mad. And Fletch had a look to see what I was looking at, and then I went to look around to see what Fletch was looking at, what I was looking at, and boy, did he look at us. Yeah, I think he heard you say, I'm not mad. Well, because I said, I'm not mad.

I'm not mad. I'm not mad. Also, when he was walking away, there was a giant pane of glass that was basically a mirror. Yes. And he could see us looking. 100%. Well, I just want him to know, maybe he looked back to be like, is that Fletch Vaughan and Hayley from the podcast? And maybe he's listening now.

Yes, sir, we were perving at you. And I tell you what I'm not mad not mad not mad about it not mad at all you are my keyword now if this was

a brat where Vaughan talked about the hot chicken reception yeah let's do it as an example yeah purely as an example yeah not the one

that's out there now absolutely not because I'm reclaiming objectification yeah whereas if Vaughan had just having been objectified sinceughn had just... That's hard to argue with. Having been objectified since I was about 11. Yeah, that's hard to argue with. Were you guys?

If Vaughn... Were you wolf-whistled and hassled as a tween in the streets? No. No, not overly sexualised? No. Fat little ugly prick I was. No, older women... Don't neg yourself. Screaming at you on the street?

That's wild, eh? That's wild eh It's fucked It's fucked in the head Do you know what I do know But I talk about hot men In a way That a man talking about a woman You couldn't And I do think about it sometimes

Like I wonder how long That's going to last Because there is an energy Of reclamation Where you're going like Well it's our turn now To objectify you Yeah because do you think

That it's a double standard But it's kind of overdue well you think about it do you know i thought about this a lot uh earlier in the year with the jason mamour interview that i did the flirtation i ended up sitting on that guy's knee now if you did the role and there were a few comments one or two online about man imagine if the role was reversed and you're like it's just fucking different man yeah it just is different you hot boys sit in front of me man i want to sometimes i shut my finger at vaughn's bum at work don't i now if he did that to me there'd be how to pay not because i've got ibs because it would be an hr hr issue