ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -8th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; you wont guess what Vaughan stole...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fleeche, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod and the big pod and our live shows back after a break on the 21st of July. Yeah, we went and saw a movie very recently, the three of us, and it was pretty bad. Wasn't great. We won't say which movie it is. We won't say what movie it is. We could see a lot of movies for work. But we talked the entire time at a loud volume discussing the movie. It was only us. To be fair, we were the only ones in the cinema.

Because a lot of people might not know this, but if we do an interview with a movie star or some movie stars, a lot of the movie companies say you have to watch the movie. Before the interview. You can't talk shit out your ass. Yeah, because a lot of people will interview say you have to watch the movie before the interview. You can't talk shit out your ass. Yeah, because a lot of people will interview these people and they haven't seen, it's kind of rude. And they'll be like, how did you get into acting?

You're like, okay, you haven't seen the film. You haven't seen the film, yeah. So we went and we met ourselves at home, as I said, we talked. Shoes off. Actively discussed the movie, shoes off, relaxed. And a few trips to the toilet. Now I've gotta say, did you guys notice

the quality of the paper towel in the toilet? Oh my god, why do you have paper towels from the toilet? I took some. Feel that. Oh my god, that's almost like a napkin. It's almost like a reusable napkin. It's posh. You know like posh napkins mum will buy for Christmas

because they're not napkins, they're like almost like a proper towel. Yeah, I'm trying to rip that. And I can't. It's, it's, I can't quite easily. But it even rips with a material vibe. It's like very fabric. Listen to this rip.

RIP Oh my God, I just orgasmed. Like that is so thick Can you hear that that's in a really good way to a comparison cuz I've got one from the cafe Oh, I can't hit a coffee and I'd say this is high quality. It's a pretty good pretty good tissue. Okay So you can hear it like a full. That sounded like A4 paper. Yeah. Versus. This is quality.

This is quality, listen, listen. Muffled, muffled. Muffled? Muffled. Ooh, yep. Shut up. It's a heavier weave. It's a heavier weave.

But you know why? Because we were at a semi-posh, like a boutique cinema. We were at a restaurant, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. If someone stitched me a top out of this, I'd feel quite comfortable wearing it for the night. Unless it rained. In which case.

And everyone would see your ta-tas. My ta-tas, my nipples. You also get quite sweaty at the club as well. I do, I'd sweat at the club. But then that would be good because the towel would be absorbing it. It's a very absorbent towel. Why do you take these things?

No, I get it, I get it. Because you're amazed at a paper towel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to tell other people about it cause I don't think they would appreciate. This is like the posh restaurant that does the ascent body lotion. And I go and exfoliate my legs. Yeah, you go in and just take,

it's meant to be just for hands after you wash your hands. Hayley will do her entire body. And come back. Full body scrub and full body moist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always go in shins in the sink, bro. Cause their soap they have has a small exfoliating bead.

Beads. Oh, they're so lemon. It's like an oatmeal, it's a natural, it's not a microplastic. Not a SYNIVES. It's not apricot, it's not apricot. Tear apart your fucking skin. I really thought that SYNIVES, for a long time

I thought SYNIVES was from Switzerland, but it's not, it's from a factory somewhere else. Yeah, no, no, no, it's just factory. I'm sorry to hear this, but you're just learning that St. Ives body scrub and, because St. Ives had a foot scrub, I was using that on the face there for a while. Yeah, yeah, and it shows, man.

It shows, this is a war torn face. Yeah, you've had shrapnel. Yeah, yeah, this face is gonna need a full military aided rebuild. Right, yeah, it's an American brand, products may be manufactured in various locations, including the US and Thailand. Yeah, but not bloody Switzerland.

Yeah, because it looks like Swiss on the packs, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay, well. Now, I folded this napkin once more on itself. I tell you what. It's lush, it's lush. I tell you what, if you got a period. I was just thinking.

Oh, hey lady. How the fuck do you think you're here on planet Earth? She's got a point. Women menstruate. We're all the result of the menstrual cycle. Yeah, but there's no need to drag me into this now. Menstrual cycling your dad's big fat dick. Yeah.

What? How fucking do you talk about someone like that? That is so bad. Well, no, everybody's dad's big fat dick. If you're listening to this right now, your dads don't have big fat dicks. Dads have little dicks that float in the bath. Dads don't have little dicks.

Dads have big dicks. No, they don't. Because the last time you probably see your dad's dick, you're so small it will always seem big. It did seem big. I'm putting an end to this conversation. I'd like to... No, I don't. No, don't even continue with that sentence.

Shut it.