ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 7, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had a little bit of fun fulfilling his civic duty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley's a little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod Vaughan has just eaten cereal without milk and it's really It's fucked him off. No, it's really fucked me up. No end like pour some fucking Even a little bit and it was gross cereal like it wasn't even Coco pops. Yeah exactly What now? For you can draw dog fruit't even Coco pops. Yeah, exactly Why now? Coco pops, you can raw dog fruit loops in Coco pops Yeah, cuz they have a weakness to them I don't reckon you can raw dog too many Coco pops

Because they're full of air yours was a muesli that's just like pure like fat nuts It was big Yarm, but yeah, it was it was a lot I got to the end of it I was dry I was dry Listen to that right there. Yeah, that was disgusting. Um, I did a civic duty yesterday. What did you do? Jury duty. I've never been asked.

Did you build a bridge or a tunnel? No, that's civil engineering. That's your civil duty. Did you fight against the opposing political faction within your own country? That's a civil war. Oh, okay. Did you get married, kind of married, but not really married to a man? That's a civil union. Okay. No, I did a civic duty.

And you guys will know this because you were in the group chat with Councillor Richard Hills. I reported a cock and balls. Yeah. I spray painted cock and balls on Queen Street. On the pavers no less. Oh, not in Queen Street. On the new pavers.

I'm a rate payer. There. Well, I took a photo of this. It's actually been there a couple of weeks I've noticed because you know I noticed the cock and balls He's got a little radar like a submarine hunting a Russian there boat Just dolphin sonar right in on yeah, it was just very anti graffiti isn't a I don't know why but maybe it's cuz you get older Just graffiti really it irks me.

It does. I'm always just like, how does no one catch these motherfuckers? I love a piece of commission straight up. Yeah, straight up. I love some Banksy. It's clever, but just a tag, it's so gross. Cock and balls, grow the fuck up.

It was also- Well, no, see, cock and balls can be funny. No, I mean in a graffiti context. Yeah, but for example, when Vaughn's bus photo, when the photo of us on the bus was, uh, I had it, Vaughn had a cock and balls on his face. That's humour. That's, that's humour.

That's humour. Oh, it should hurt a lot. I'm surprised I haven't been in C&B more, because my go-to publicity face is, ah, big wide mouth. Yeah, that's asking for a spray paint. Put a cock right in. Like, oh, hands, ship two, three, you know what I mean?

So I did complain to, I would just not complain, but just let Councillor Richard Hills know. Disgruntled message. And he said, he said was very small and choney, wasn't it? It's very wide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dimensions were all up the fuck. I mean, unless it was a self portrait,

that person feels like they've never seen it. Or a softy. Yeah, or a softy. A fat softy. It was a fat little dick. A fat softy. I feel like when you draw a cock and balls, it's at least half erect.

You've gotta go at least two or three times up compared to the length of the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a tag, just, I guess, just a little. That's the golden ratio of cock and balls. Yeah, yeah, balls, one part, two parts the cock. At least two parts. At least two parts.

Preferably three parts cock. Yeah, but I'm hoping that they'll send the graffiti team down there. Why don't you get Vaughnnie and the water blaster down on it? You know, there is... Having a direct connection to Councillor Richard Hills of Auckland City, it is weird because I'll just message him being like, oh hey, there's this, as a joke. Like I was walking once with the dogs,

I said hey, someone's done their best here, but someone's swept the road and all the stones have gone into the thing and it's blocked some culverts. Now we do have floods in my area, this could cause a problem. He's like, pin drop me. I pin dropped it, no shit, three days later fixed. Yeah, but that's like if they would actually

report these things rather than bitching on social pages. This is the thing. Things get done. People don't complain through the official channel. They just bitch about it. What, our official channel being our Facebook group chat? No, but you can submit to all the counselors around the country. Oh yeah, totally.

But no one ever does. So nothing ever gets fixed, but everyone bitches about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I actually don't mind seeing a cock and ball on the pavement so we'll see how long that lasts. Yeah, well. We'll walk past it every day. Can we have a cock and ball update when the time comes?

Yeah, sure, absolutely. Right. CMBU I think that's called. CMBU, CMBU. CMBU. Yep.