ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th June 2026

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... One of us is trying to be more Gen Z and adding a little whimsy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchborne and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I want to start this by just reminding people I have no children. And actually... Which is an excuse for frivolence spending? Yeah, frivolent spending and whimsy in my house. Okay. Because not only do I not have kids living with me or living from me or off me,

I don't really have kids like that visit. Yeah. And that's the way I like it. Fawn's kids are fine. They're old enough now. But when I've had younger kids around, they're all like, oh, look at this. Look at this shiny thing. Oh, my house.

And when they say, look, it's that as their hands, their greasy little hands are touching it. On the fox. Your house would be a magnet for kids to touch things. Like all the taxidermy, all the weird stuff. You dropped something off for my parents the other day and your friend was helping you. And I could see him looking and being like, the fuck is in here. Like, what is this weird? It's like, why does she have a taxi dermy fox?

Yeah, yeah. you're like that's one of three. Yeah, so just, you know, I have a child-free home, and yet I'm building a fairy garden under my magnolia tree. You're building a fairy garden? So don't ask why. Okay. Why?

Okay. So don't ask why, but I went, I was in the area, and I had a little drink at a pub, and then I was going to walk across to a dairy to get an ice cream afterwards with my friend. and between the pub and the dairy is one of those like tids and tads and tads you know bits and bobs kind of two dollar shoppy

by knick-knack shops and for some reason we were drawn in we were like should we just have a bloody little look you know it's the weekend why not freaking weekend getting in there went in and we're just looking around up and down the ais just love shops like that they all smell the same a bit like the MOTH balls yeah yeah

And then suddenly we see this rack. And it's... Suddenly we see! Suddenly we see a little wooden door that you would attach to a tree to be like, there's fairies in there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Was it tacky? Oh, it's all hell.

But it's just wooden, so you've got to paint it. Okay. And then I was like, oh my God, look at all these. And it had these small little chairs and tables, like fake raw-iron chairs and tables. And then... And then we're looking around, we saw mossy stones and all these little things. And we were just like, we simply must build a fairy garden.

So we've gone really hard out. I spent $150 in this store. Haley. She doesn't have kids. No kids. She doesn't have kids. This is why I made the pub on my way to get an ice cream. I don't have any kids.

And it got to the point where we were like putting through all these little things to build this light, little magical, mystical. We've got lights and little stones and little mushrooms we're going to put in the ground. And then we put it through. And the woman at the store was like, oh my God, would you show me the price? I was like, yeah. I don't have kids. I don't have kids.

So we're going to build this whole situation. And then we went to a pharmacy and they had these kind of like plastic birds that really catch the light. So we're going to hang those from the tree. I'm going to, I will be documenting this on my social media. I'm building a fairy garden for no purpose other than for adults to enjoy. Right. And it's going to be brilliant. And then I just need to find, well, I don't need to find a fairy.

The fairies will find the garden I don't even know Little fairies there I don't even know what to say to this one What do you say to this one? This is what you can do When you just have free will And you're like

Who told me that I can't have a fairy Garden underneath my magnolia In my adult house No one tells me that There are no rules No there's no rules I'm just making a fairy garden There's nothing under there

It's just bark Yeah it's boring It's all hell You are going to have to maintain it though And I will Otherwise you'll have a fairy ghost town Oh yeah, no, no, no, we can't have that. I even want to do a pathway leading up to the door in the tree

and string small twinkle lights. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, yeah, that rules. Yeah, that rules. I'm going to wrap. Do you know, recently I tried some moss vandalism. Oh, where you grow moss. Yeah, so you get moss.

You find moss, you like, you pick it. You try to get the dirt off the bottom, but that's so impossible. And then you put it in a blender with Greek yogurt. What? What? And then you smear it. I thought you're going to eat it. And then you paint it on as a lot of it.

As long as it's somewhere moss would grow, like it's damp and not in like shady. Yeah, yeah, it starts growing moss. Can I borrow some of your moss? A 100% of way else of moss. Whose blender are you using? I use my blender. It's an old blender. I'm actually in the market.

No, you're sitting there. It doesn't get used for anything else. Remind me not to have a frozen margarita at your house. Yoc.