ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th March 2024

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon, The Tribe has Spoken.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sledgeborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, Shannon, you went to a party over the weekend. Yes. And when I go to a party, I want to arrive, I want to have a drink, I want to see that there's some food there, I want to sit there,

and then I want to leave, basically. But you did like a full someone got an email, you did a full experience. Yeah, I played Survivor over the weekend. What do you mean you played Survivor? So I was kind of a plus one, it was my best friend's boyfriend and he had

there was 20 people, this is the fourth year in a row they've done it, so this is like an ongoing big deal. Oh god. It was my first time. She needs a new boyfriend, I'd say. Once. For me once. Shame on me. Something, something.

Break up with a nerd. Yeah, that's the saying. Well, yeah, I didn't know anyone really. I had a few kind of mutual friends, but I was coming in as like an intruder, you know what I mean? Right. So we get there and I get told,

you have to dress monochromatically. So I had to wear all one color. What color did you go with? Hot pink. It's a Rubik's Cube party, isn't it? Remember those parties? There's no hot pink on a Rubik's Cube. And you'd go in all in one colour and you had to swap clothes with people

until you had a bit of everything. That feels size-ist. Do you know what I mean? No one wants to be there being like, oh, I'll swap clothes with you. And you're like, you're a size six. Seems a bit keys in the bowl-y as well. Yeah, it is a bit. But this party was not.

So wait, how does this work? You're all dressed in a colour. Yes. So we show up and there's 20 people. Two people are team captains and they did a full draft. Like, I want you on my team. I'm petrified. I hate this already.

This has like some kind of youth group vibe to it. This is not fair, Christian kids. I was so nervous because I don't know these people picking teams. I'm like, they're not going to pick me. Okay, Steve, you pick first? Well, obviously I pick Jesus. Oh, yeah. Good one, Steve.

Good one, Steve. But Jesus can't pick side, Steve. Seriously, pick somebody. This is like high school. All the fit, good, athletic ones go first. Well, you two got picked first. Did you get picked first? I got picked first. You got picked first all the manipulative did you get picked first I got picked

first you got picked first I don't know why it's because you're hot I don't know

what happened everyone was just I love you I don't I don't look at you and think survivalist

skills but I look at you and think beautiful woman I think someone just wanted eye candy on the

team well there were two males leading the team there we go there it is and I was like, oh, yeah. Here we go. There it is.

And I was like, mistake. But no, I'm very competitive. And they told me, this was a whole day thing, by the way. This is like midday. Oh, no. Are we drinking? Are they drinks? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Heaps.

OK. So I get there and I'm like, what happens if I get eliminated? And my best friend goes, oh, you can go home or you can just stay and watch. And I was like, well, I'm going to win then. Go home? I just came here. Yeah. And like, you know,

so there was a few games and I kind of start off by being like, I'm going to play this cool. Like, I don't know anyone, just act cool. As every competitive person says, I don't even care.

It's not even a big deal to me. I got so competitive so quick. There was like, because a lot of the games were based off TV shows. So there was Family Feud and like they had quizzed 100 people for it and then what and then like there was a categories game so it was everyone had to say a beer and it was the last person standing oh yeah because i pulled out all these australian ones that my parents drank oh yeah great you could

also just make them up dindry dindry um exactly pete's pilsner yeah we got down so there was 20 people at the start. We get down to about 10, and then there was a challenge. We had to spin a wheel, and there was 20 things on the wheel. All of them pretty much did drink, and then one was eliminated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is full noise. I spin the wheel third. I was the third person to go up, eliminated on the spot.

And I was like, you're kidding me. Oh, that's unfair. I've been carrying my team. I've been doing so good. I was so mad. I was like, I'm going home. Sat there and had a few drinks. And I said to the host, I was like, hey, someone said I might have a chance to come back in the game.

Is this a chance? And he said, I'm not spoiling it, but I wouldn't go home if I were you. Oh, wow. I hate this party so much. I'm not going to spoil anything, but I wouldn't go home if I were you. Yeah, but Shannon's invested. I'm so invested. I'm not going to spoil anything, but I wouldn't go home if I were you. Yeah, but Shannon's invested. I'm so invested. I'm already going home.

No, at this point, I just sit there, finish my box of Albas. It was a big afternoon. Oh, dear darling. Did you go to the coconut ones? No, I just went normal because I knew I was going to have a lot and I knew there were sculling games and stuff. Oh, yeah. You don't take Albas if it's a sculling game.

You'd be fucking paralytic. Yeah, it was great. So then, anyway, another two hours goes by that I'm eliminated. I'm just sitting there. Two hours? Yeah, I know. Oh my God, Shannon. This is like 8pm at this point.

And then there's down to six people. And they go, all right, we have a chance to get someone back in. At this point, I'm staring at all these six people like, vote, Shannon. I'm like campaigning. I'm like, if you vote me back in, I'll vote out whoever want I'll be your best buddy like I'll because we did full voting out you had to walk into another room and eliminate people oh my god I hate it no well I got back in the game so great well congratulations I just I let's be honest I was a bit like let me back in yeah she was flirty we know how you used to get your tips when you worked in hospital. We know. So I get back in the game.

I align up with three people secretly. I'm like, you tell me what to do. You tell me what to do. You tell me what to do. Anyway, I played them all against each other, manipulated the fuck out of them. Shannon! Came second. Yeah, there she is.

Jesus. And it came down to a final vote. Everyone at the party had to vote. And it was me and another girl left. It's like a popularity contest. I would hate this. Ten people did a no vote because they were men and they were mad that two women had bet them, and I had played all these people.

Oh, my God. So ten people just didn't even vote. Can I ask you a question? After you came second, you got invested. If you were to be invited back in a year's time, would you go? I think I've peaked. Yeah, yeah. Don't go again.

And you're a Presbyterian now? Is that Anglican? I've got big underwear on now. It goes down to my knees. Yeah, that's the one. She's straight to Mormon. She is. Straight to Mormon.

Now, was the winner got to take another wife? Oh, my gosh. And that's why these guys were pissed. They all wanted another wife, but now this woman's one. That sounds so hideous. The whole's why these guys were pissed. They all wanted another wife, but now this woman's one. That sounds so hideous. The whole thought of that. Even better, my mum had to come pick me up after because I'm living back with my parents.

And she's too drunk. And I was like, mum, can you come get me? And she's like, how'd you go, sweetie? Did you win? Oh, that's quite sweet. I had the hiccups real bad. And I was like, I'm not even that drunk. I just had the hiccups.

She's like, it's okay if you are. I was like, I'm drunk even that drunk. I just had the hiccups. She's like, it's okay if you are. I was like, okay, I'm drunk. Big weekend. Big weekend.