ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th May 2024

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon wasn't asked...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to a little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod A sad day Welcome to a four pod Welcome to a four pod

Welcome for ears pod You're listening to the Fleshborn and Hayley pod You're not getting better You're Pitchford and Haley pod Little man You're not getting better You're addicted to your Sudafed Your nasal spray Yeah there's some nasal spray

And the pod is Thanks to McCafe What are you doing? Things are brewing I feel like you Need to lay off I think you're high Is what's happening

From the throat spray Now producer Shannon You've been ID'd recently. I mean, you're fresh-faced. How old are you? 25? 24. About to turn 25. I out-aged her.

This is actually what happened. Great news for the car insurance. Yeah. That's not under my name. You're not my dad. I pay them and then it's over 25 nice yeah so anytime I buy alcohol

they always kind of give you a double look of the because you have to be under 25 looking to be ID'd yes yes yes so they kind of look at me

like oh she's probably in that range and then I always just hand it over when I hand my card over I'm like do you want my ID here and here's my card

yeah your cusp yeah so I just avoid the awkwardness your Gemini 25 cusp yeah yeah your Vir card yeah yeah cusp yeah so i just avoid the awkwardness your gemini 25 cusp yeah yeah your virgo gemini cusp yeah and so i went to the liquor store it was the day i moved into the apartment and i thought i'm gonna go get a wine i should celebrate and then i thought

that's a bit sad i'm by myself but then my is it sad to drink by yourself well then my phone told me if you do a brisk one minute walk, you'll shut your rings. And I said, well, I simply must go get a wine. This is the only way I can shut my rings. Incredible. So I walk up to this liquor store and I grab my bottle of wine, go to the guy and I said, hey, would you like to see my ID?

And he said, no. Oh, yeah. It started. Okay, it started. Straight away. This is what happens. This will tell you what happens. It might happen a few times. They might ID you. It pitts.

Yeah. It pitts out. And then you might get Botox, like Hayley, and then they'll ask you. And then for like a good couple of months, they'll be like, and they'll look at you and you're all fresh faced. They'll be like, ID, and you'll feel really good. Yeah. But then you realize that it's chemicals in the face. And the Botox

is wearing off and they stop asking. Yeah, you start frowning again. It really hurt. It does hurt. I think it would hurt less if I didn't offer it, but it was the rejection of such a harsh no. Yeah. Do you want to see my ID? No. You old hag.

Yeah, grandma, is it in colour? I think I also get so proud to give it over because it's a full licence now. Back when I was on my restricted, I'd feel a lot of shame handing over a yellow. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, look, it's green. Now you've got a green. You're growing up. Except I did find out you can get a pink licence the other day.

What? What's the pink one? It's like a bad one, though. Yeah. It's not a good one. What is that? Yeah, but like drink driving, right? Yeah. day what's the pink one it's like a bad one though yeah it's not a good yeah but uh like drink driving right yeah isn't it the one that you can it identifies that you can drive to and

from work if you've had like a dui and oh you don't want one of those because of a suspension or disqualification the words alcohol interlock appear above the photo the driver can drive all classes of vehicle displayed on the car but the vehicle must be fitted with an alcohol interlocked device to prevent drink driving. Because I saw a TikTok and someone's like, check out my cute license. They didn't say why. And I was like, no, I want one.

I thought they'd gone pink licenses for pride. It's a rainbow license. No, it's not gay. It's illegal. Oh, you're right. It is a nice pink. It's a lovely license. It is pretty funny to see a license with alcohol interlock written above it.

That's the pink license. That is cute. You laughed at me when I said it was cute. Isn't it cute? It is cute. Blue is lunar. Yellow is restricted. Green is full.

And I got a green now. Pink is boozy. Pink is booze hag. Oh, the colour of a cosmopolitan. The one that tipped you over the edge.