ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th November 2023

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

*This episode contains content inappropriate for young ears!  On Today's *Explicit* Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley analyse a list of "The Most Searched Sexual Positions"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now I might need a little bit of help here. Okay. Because I've been given a list of the most searched sex positions, here we are, in America.

Right, so this is on A Little Bit of pod because you proposed to do this during the show. Noises included. And it was a bit much. And it was a bit much. A bit much. Oh, nature. So I'll just do, I'll include the trigger warning so we don't have to go back. Okay.

We are talking sex positions. There will be some naughtiness. Okay. Is Vaughn's favorite one just missionary? Straight up white guy missionary. Because you've already said white guy missionary is your number one. Missionary rules. Yeah. Well well that's why it's a seasoned favorite it's just a classic

it's like having a problem with roast chuck yeah it's not the most exciting dinner but god damn it it's tasty it's easy and it'll get you fed yep now the help I might need Bonnie get your fingers walking don't say that because I need you to look these up because there's kind of a lot.

Wait, look them up? Is one of them the, is this the most Googled? So, yes. So the most Googled is the pretzel. The pretzel? The pretzel is. I thought it would have been. It's dry, a little doughy.

I thought it would have been doggy. Well, no one needs to Google doggy. You know what that is. Woman on the back and she's got one leg up and over his shoulder and the other leg tucked

wrapped around the back. She's an amputee, I think, in this photo. That's all I can deduce from this. Should that leg be on the other side or in the middle? Maybe she's twisted behind her. The person on the bottom lies on the side while the person on the other side or in the middle? Maybe she's twisted behind her. Yeah, okay, so it's like a pretzel. The person on the bottom lies on the side while the person on the top kneels down, straddling their partner's bottom leg and holding up the top leg while penetrating them.

So the bottom leg is between the... Yeah. So he's using your tucked bottom leg as a little seatie. Oh, wow. Sitting on your leg. Now, you might get a numb leg from that. You might get a cramp in the calf. And some flexibility, which you couldn't actually do this, Fletch. No, you might get a numb leg from that. You might get a cramp in the calf. And some flexibility,

which you couldn't actually do this, Fletch. No, because I can't touch my toes. Yeah, you can't bend your leg over his shoulder like that. That's not for me. So that's the pretzel was the number one, just sort of voted. They've done it by state, but that kind of came up a lot. Right.

I didn't even know that was, did you know that was a thing? The pretzel? It was called that? I haven't tried it. I didn't even know that was, did you know that was a thing? The pretzel? It was called that or? I haven't tried it. I haven't tried it. Uh, now look at.

I've got a very small penis. So I, it doesn't bode well for me. Yeah, right. There's too much, yeah, you need to be right close to the source. So close.

Cause if you're too far away. For anybody to have any enjoyment, I have to be like right in there. There's no reach there. And I don't know if I'm sitting on the leg. Oh yeah, this rules. Okay. This, this is, I'm just giving my in there. There's no reach there. I don't know if I'm sitting on the leg. Oh, yeah, this rules. Okay, this is, I'm just giving my hot reviews on it in the moment. So that one, the pretzel, alongs for strong eye contact and enhanced intimacy.

Don't look at me like that when you say that. That's my strong eye contact. Yeah, it's a little creepy. It's somewhat of a poo-cunner. Intimacy, it was very Toast of London. Intimacy. When I like to go to my intimacy. Okay, so the second in the rankings was the speed bump.

This is one of the most Googled in America sex positions. Yes. Okay. Similar to doggy style, but instead of the receiving partner being on all fours, they're lying on their stomach with a pillow at you, just like arch. Oh, right. A pillow under the hips. Is that lazy?

Now, that does leave you open for a wet spot on the pillow, I will say. Yeah, well, you want to have a designated sex pillow. their stomach with a pillow yeah just like arch oh right okay under the hips is it lazy now that does leave you open for a wet spot on the pillow i will say well you want to have to a designated sex pillow yeah yeah you want to tap over the pillow yeah maybe pop a little rank i am being told uh by the social media desk that um speed bump was trending for quite a while on tiktok as well yeah right because then you're not getting as much doggy style is a bit much do you know what i mean yeah but then you don't want your pillow Holy moly Maybe use a secondary pillow

Could you have a sex pillow That you pop in the wardrobe I don't have a sex pillow no I'm just saying I'm not having enough sex To warrant a pillow Oh my god The next googled

Now this is googled So it could be a curious google Or a how do we do this google Yep The Eiffel Tower Look it up Are people googling this Because I just googled the piggyback.

Okay. How do you get? Because it came. It came? What? Underneath when I said speed bump sex position, it said, what is the piggy bank position? Is that when you're like, oh, piggy back.

Both partners need to be in the standing position and the male rider facing the woman's rear, the woman embraces against the wall, the man mounts mounts her back wrapping his legs securely around her for support oh my god there's a lot to carry yeah i was also just looking at the wheelbarrow which is on the list i mean you you get it right she's the wheelbarrow you grab her legs but that's like shoulder strength for the person receiving it. There can actually be an exercise in the gym class we do. Or a fun sort of sports day race

where parents get involved. It'll really take it out of, you know, you go egg and spoon race, the three-legged race and then the wheelbarrow. Dad will be dropping his pants and mum will be like I'm surely not here. So the third most googled one was the Eiffel Tower.

A three-person hot... Oh, that's when you hear Eiffel Tower, the person? No, you high-five them? In which one partner gets on all fours to form the base of the tower. That person before... Oh, yeah, so you're getting double-teamed. And then the outside partner's high-five above the other person. Have you never heard that one before?

What's the difference between the Eiffel Tower and the spit roast? This is on F. This is the F. The high five. This is the F. The general formations of both positions are the same. The difference in the two positions is the partner on either end of the middle touch or hold hands, forming a triangle.

And the spit roast, they give the hands to themselves. Oh, yeah, because you don't want it. That's gay if you touch the other guy. Myths about the Eiffel Tower. it has to be male, female, male. That is, it can be accomplished with any combination of partners that include vaginal, anal, dildo, or strap-on sex. Now, someone's calling me. Would this be a good time to answer this phone call?

Yes. Do you want us to take a break? Will you answer? Let's just end it there. You answer the phone. How many more did we have? We've been smutty enough. There's a whole lot

the triceratops the butter churner the the cupid's arrow there's i was here about to say the butter chicken i was like i'd take five minutes for a butter chicken you never combine sex with a butter chicken you'll come out orange