ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th October 2024

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan nearly made a very embarrassing mistake...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Okay, I'm going to share something. Quite a vulnerable moment here. Okay. This is what we need more of, isn't it?

Men sharing. This is beautiful. Men sharing. Their vulnerable moments. Do you know, I think that one therapy session You had where they told you That you're not the problem Everyone else is Yeah

I think it's actually Really like grown you I still think we need A second opinion on that Fuck Because Vaughn says I don't He clocked therapy

I did I went once And I It doesn't seem like how it works I ticked all the boxes I passed And then you try to talk about Anything difficult or emotional

With Vaughn He goes Do you think I would I'd clock therapy as well? Yeah. No fucking way. I'm pretty sensible, eh? I'm very sensible.

You're sensible? Yeah. Let's dive into some other things. You'll be like, no, it's fine. What's the point? It's not bad. It's fine. I'm fine.

Okay. He's fine. He's not fine. I'm really benefiting from therapy at the moment. Well, I'm about to be vulnerable and open up. So I'm going to set the scene. It's quite an artistic. Thank. He's fine. He's not fine. I'm really benefiting from the fairytale moment. Well, I'm about to be vulnerable and open up, so I'm going to set the scene. It's quite an artistic sort of a story. Thank you for trusting us.

I trust you. Do you know that other people are listening to this right now, like our podcast family? I hear this. I'm slightly reluctant to tell the story. Okay, I'll set the scene. You know what? On behalf of our podcast listeners,

thank you for being so vulnerable. Yeah, I think it's a beautiful thing to see a man be. So, I'm setting up at home for a wank oh okay fuck i thought it was gonna be like i'm really yeah i thought you cried when you saw like i did cry baby birds or something or no so i'm i'm at the purveyor of the finest pornographic material. Where is everyone? They're out. Fuck yeah. A man that doesn't get his house to himself often enough. Same.

Everyone's out. Do you know what? Aaron literally just texted me as we started this podcast being like, oh hey, is it all good if I'm out today with my brother and he's probably not going to stay now so I might just stay out there. Boo hoo. No, it sounds terrible.

I'll miss you so much. Please, I'll be at home all day. What am I going to do? So, um... Oh, this is my life every day, but okay. I know, I know. Far out. I know.

I just don't know. He just does some things right. Sometimes I invite friends Around and give them a key Just for the sheer excitement of it Yeah to be like Wow I have somebody else In the room

Yeah yeah right So Okay setting up for a good old Pornhub Pornhub is my Not mine Not my Is my distributor of choice

Yeah okay They're all owned By the same people eh I'm a you I'm a you You're a you porn Yeah do you know Have you ever seen that graphic

And it's like What food and Like what mega global companies own all the brands like an infographic yeah there's like five yeah i want to see an infographic who owns all the pornography because it yeah it is it's very i'm sure one company owns the majority i don't want to google it now because we're at work i know i feel like there will be an infographic on that. But also, like, they're just individually made by the producers and then submitted to the hubs of various forms. I heard some, I read an article once about, like, someone submitted a home video to Pornhub.

And we thanked them. And they made, they said, like, they were just like, I'll just see what happens. Like, it was no faces, so they couldn't be identified by it. Yeah. They submitted it, and it went well. The video went well. They got a check for, like, $12,000 one month,

and then a couple of months later, they got another one for, like, $15,000. Oh, my God. Were they hot? Who's paying for it? I don't pay for anything. No, it's like YouTube. It's monetized with ads.

Yeah. It is, too. Those ads are the worst. You've got to really, like, block it out so you don't lose your vibe. Just the worst. This site makes you fuck old grannies. Nearby grannies horny for your cock.

And if you want fun with them, you'll get kicked off the site. I'm like, who's been like I'm into it. New Zealand grannies. You're like, get out. Not my nanny. You want to jerk off someone naked? Not really. I'm going to take care, not my nanny. You want to jerk off with someone naked? Not really. I'm going to take care of this myself right now.

Oh gosh. There's a lot of admin. Yeah. So, if you're familiar with it, you select your video and underneath, for some reason,

there's a share button. Like, who is... I have not once shared. No. Hey, I think you would love this. I'm in a close group of mates and we talk about everything. Yeah.

But I'd never be like, God, Callum would love this. Yeah. Share, send. I just... Do you remember the early days of the work company email and people would send naughty videos in a group email to the office? Yeah. Wild. No, I never had a real job. Wild. Yeah. I was so mad. Well, that guy lost his job. People would send like naughty videos in a group email to the office. Yeah.

No, I never had a real job. Wild. Yeah. It was so bad. Well, that guy lost his job. Yeah. Okay. And everybody associated with that lost their job.

Yeah. And they'll have historical emails from me saying, dude, why are you sending this to work? Yeah. This is certainly wildly inappropriate behavior. Not appropriate. But when you're at home alone, pull the curtains, get down to business. Oh my God. I'm all for it. Now, the share button is when you scroll down,

if you click just below the video and then flick it up, it hits share. And I know this. I'm just going to hop off the Wi-Fi and check out this button. You're still on the company plan. You're still on the company plan. But they can't see it via my plan. Yeah, they can. They absolutely do have a list of every website you go to.

Because when we used to have a lower gig amount on these work plans, if you ran out, you'd be like, can I have some more? They'd be like, do we have to look into where the data's going? Do you know where all the data's going? They 100% know. But they're not just willy-nilly having a look. Well, they could if they wanted to. This is what you're hearing now hearing now listener is a moment of reflection

you know when they say so because she's looking up into the left scrolling through the memory banks if she's looking up to the right she's making it up so she's definitely going for the memory banks just do it on your wi-fi it's wi-fi every time do it on your wi-fi yeah that's why I thought that the data was separate. It's not, no. It's company data. I know, I know. I put it in my mouth.

Share button is a share button because I accidentally clicked it. Fallen. I accidentally clicked it. What were you trying to do? Scroll down. What, read the comments? Yeah, what have you got? Leave a comment. The comments are so cocked. the comments so funny so funny if you've not you simply must think i've ever because there's been this big political scandal in america with someone one of the

politicians or republicans was posting on like porn sites yeah and i'm just like porn sites have comments that's right yeah don't comment you've got a profile i don't think i've got a profile i don't log in no fuck no i was never here i'm never paying for it and i'm never creating a login you don't get my email you get nothing because i know that you have me and you what you know about me i probably don't even know yet yeah you know and ai will be learning all of your scrolling by the way i think it just you'll get a message from ai one day being like i think you're gay and you'll be like what wait what what what so i i pressed i accidentally pressed the share button oh my god no because you're on an ipad so it's not a click it's finger tap tapped so the share button. Oh my God, no, no, no. Oh, because you're on an iPad. So it's not a click. It's finger tapped.

So the share thing comes up and of course it shows you all the people you regularly contact because it says, do you want to airdrop this to somebody or would you like to send an iMessage to your wife, your agent, or die Henwood?

Oh my God, national treasure. Die, text die because about the Warriors. And I just don't text many people and he's that's how you best get it because he's like i'm never a messenger and stuff device yeah okay wow so it's like who do you want to share this to and i'm like fucking no one and so i try to like i where do you click to click out of the share thing because i've only ever gone in when i actually wanted to share like that to airdrop something to somebody or send something to somebody i've

never been in the situation where i've been in there without going and there's no x that's when you just run to the ocean and just have that have it and then yourself so i just click out of the box and it disappears but then i'm like did it send has disappeared because it's an old ipad it's old and it takes ages To load anything up So I'm like Oh my god So I've got to open messages now To make sure it hasn't gone To die fucking inward

Who Of everyone you were going to Accidentally send porn to I think he'd have the best laugh He'd have a good laugh He'd love it Still it would be weird though But it's weird

Out of the blue Oh no like Because we get home early It's like 11 o'clock On a Thursday And I'm like Hey Henny mate How are you

thinking of you how about this hey if you're heading off to chemo today boy I've got a bloody video for you to watch treat yourself before you go

oh Jesus he so then I I try to open messages on my iPad but because I never open messages it's like trying to

load years of messages yeah and it's like showing me messages and I'm like I'm just gonna go on the phone so then I'm opening my phone and I'm like like showing me messages. I'm like, I'm just going to go on the phone. So then I'm opening my phone and I'm like, in messages, it says nothing.

I'm like, what else is on that screen? WhatsApp, Messenger. So I go into WhatsApp, nothing in the sense, like nothing. I go into Facebook Messenger, nothing. Nice racing. I go into email, nothing. And I'm just like, that straight up the most terrifying moment. Yeah.

Of my 2024. We don't need a share function. We don't need a share function. Get rid of the button! Who are we sharing? If you're that desperate to share the video, you should have to go into the address, copy and paste it, and manually do it.

You're very conscious of what you're doing. Sometimes you'll be watching porn and you'll see someone who has a porn like. You see someone who looks like someone Oh And I always want to be like Hey there's a porn actress that looks like you You'll just take a screenshot

What if No That's not something I could ever say To somebody Hey Unless it was like you guys I could be like Holy shit

Some of your closest friends You might be like You've got a porn like But occasionally you'll see someone Who you would maybe say Like a loose acquaintance You do have a porn like, you've got a porno-like. But occasionally you'll see someone who you would maybe say like a loose acquaintance. You do have a porno-like. Johnny Sins.

Fletch's porno-like. Again, Hayley. Is it Johnny Sins? It's the work Wi-Fi. That's alright. It's for work. Yeah, yeah. Johnny Sins. Is that the Fletch? Is he just bald? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know better than just saying someone's bald. They don't all look the same. Okay. He's got beautiful bright eyes. Oh my god, thank you. He's bald and mus you know better than just saying someone's bald. They don't all look the same.

Okay. He's got beautiful bright eyes. Oh my God, thank you. He's bald and muscly and quite attractive. Oh, yeah, okay. He does have a bit of fletch there. He does have a bit of fletch. He's got a goatee. Looks way more like Kim Crossman's husband.

Yeah, he does. That's almost a 10 out of 10. Yeah, again, that's something you wouldn't say to Kim either. Darling, I would not be upset that he said that that's your porn life. I would say to her But I wouldn't say to him No you wouldn't say to anyone Your husband has a porn alike

I think just stay out of their marriage Yeah Just stay out of it Get rid of the share button