ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch and Hayley thought they were cool regulars...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shoutout on our Instagram, bio Or at ZM online FVHZM on Instagram Now we had a funny moment the other day Carl Peter Fletcher and I Vaughn't you were You were You were absin there

This is before Haley and I went to the gym together I think it always goes without saying that you are always invited to anything that me and Fletch do together. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Yeah.

Just goes without saying. You choose. You opt. Yeah, I opt out. You opt out. So we went into a coffee place that we always go to before we go to the gym.

Yeah. And we've got little cards there. Prepaid coffees. Little snippets. Some coffee shops do this. What? So you go in and you put 50 bucks down? And your cards there,

or you just buy a card and it's X amount of coffees and one's free, that kind of thing. And then other coffee shops have you seen they'll leave your stamp cards in a like a folder. Oh, like those business card things that your dad used to have. But I reckon that's open to like people just rifling through them, finding one that only needs one coffee and then getting a free coffee. So I'm Stacey.

Yeah, you're Stacey. I'm Stacey from Mar to 10. So anyway, we go in there and we're like, get in, mate. And the guy who's always there, who always knows exactly what we order and who, like, our names and exactly what we order, we're like, Gatoh, mate, how are you? Haven't been in for a bit? And he was like, hello.

Oh, you thought you were regular as the guy is not... He asked what our name was and was like, oh, what's your name and was looking through the thing? We were like... Asked me for my name? I was like, looked at Hayley, I was like... This is weird. Like, has this guy got amnesia?

He's got, he looks exactly like he always has. He's got tattoos, he's bald, he's got a British accent. We were like, there he is. And then, I think... I think, peace my foot, you could see, like, us both, because you don't want to be like, excuse me, this is really, ridiculous. Do you not recognise us? Yeah, yeah.

Why have you greeted us personally every time? And now you're pretending that you don't know us. It hasn't been that long. Have we offended you? Yeah, did we do something wrong? Yeah. And then we, so we do our thing, we have to give our names like plebs. Yeah.

And say our order, like plebs. And then we go around the corner and wait. And then the penny drops, we sort of look at each other, we're like, that's not him. It was like an identical twin. twin he must have a twin This guy has a twin Wait so his twin works there as well

Yes But we've never seen him in like The year that we've been there Yeah we've never seen this guy Is it a family owned cafe? It must be Must be And then this guy was like

Because he was slightly different We were like he's a little bit slimmer He's a little bit like Whatever And you could just see us both be like Gatay mate And then we more doubt and we're like That's a twin eh

That's a different guy Or just like oh fuck That was embarrassing Because I were like Gat hey I've had it once One of my friends who it's not her twin sister but you know sisters that just look oh my god almost identical

but they're slightly different ages yeah and i lived with my friends like she was my flat mate i went to drama school with her i knew i know her in and out yeah and wait a minute what yeah really and um she didn't even deny that wow can i ask wait that was a joke okay who they looked most like their mom or their dad uh mom how good is it when one parent's jeans just absolutely give in to the others. Like someone just, everyone looks like the mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all look the same and they all look like the mom.

And you're like, I don't know who's a strong job. Yeah, dad could be anybody. Yeah, yeah, totally. So this is one of my closest friends we live with. And she walks in the house and I was like, what was your time? Because she'd just run a marathon. I'm like, what was your time? She was like, what do you mean?

Like the marathon? She said, I didn't do the marathon. That was rare. And I was like, you are. Penny drops. That's not rare. That's her sister. And I just was, I was so, like, looking into the eyes of this friend.

I ran into a twin once, because I knew some twins. Oh, yeah. In and out? One of them said, uh... That was their names. Like, mid-combo was like, which one am I? And I was like, fuck. Oh, no.

Fuck, I don't know. And you know what? I guessed, and I was right. 50-50. I know, you're... Yeah, the bit of... Jeremy. But if I was a twin, I would totally do that all the time.

Which one am I? Yeah. same. Especially when they do look very similar. Or when you can see that slight vagueness and they're not talking about anything specific. Yes, you know. You'd be like, oh yeah, you don't know which one I am. Anyway, yeah, that was

it was a very confronting thing, wasn't it, this guy?