ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th October 2026

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... can you gym on the weekends?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I was at the gymnasio yesterday, the gym. And they always have one of the Sky Sport channels on. Can you gym on the weekends? I thought it was closed. No, they're open. Since bloody when?

Our gym, all of them are open. Both days. I think that they're a Tuesday to Thursday. Just a couple of hours, though, I'm imagining. Sunday's the Lord's Day and Saturday's the Sabbath So very busy even on the Lord's Day Really?

So I was there and on this occasion Because normally it's your classic cricket or rugby Or some kind of league highlights on From the weekend But it was darts Oh yeah We must go Because

So have you seen televised Yes They get dressed up like the sevens I don't know how the darts work They're like they've got one hand The other hand's got a beer in it Yeah. We have to go.

It looks insane. Yeah. I know. They're old mates. I love. Sorry, I've got Losen Jim. You can take that out. Have you seen that real young guy that does it?

Yes. The other day he said he's going. He said he's going to stop going if people stop, don't stop abusing him, like yelling things. Why they're abusing? Because the crowd gets rowdy and booing him. It's so boozy. And that young guy who's, excuse me, the young guy who's amazing. Who looks 45.

Couldn't even get a beer. Yeah. He was that young when he stayed. He looks 45 with respect. But it is all these massive signage, all the lights. It's like a party. They get dressed up like shower leafers. It's like the sevens.

I've wanted to go for so long. And I also think it's a very fascinating and fun game to what. Go, go, go, next guy. Go, go, go, go. It was endless when we were watching it on television. It just kept me just, because what is it, 500? I don't know how it works. And you've got to get down.

It's the first person that hit zero. But yeah, I don't know how that all works. But what I did love and what made me laugh the most was one of the sponsors of the darts. Because, you know, all the sponsors are up in big lights. I can't remember any of the other sponsors. I'm just having a look, because there's that guy. Here's the guy who's a teenager. Luke Littler.

Luke Littler, that's his name, yeah. I'd call him Luke Clitler if I was at high school wanting to bully him. Yeah, that's what I call him. Yeah, that's what came to me. That just the bully in me still exists. Yeah, that's just what happens. Yeah. One of the sponsors for the darts, anusole.

Anosol. Yeah. Aenosol. A-N-U-Sol. So it's like there's a couple of brands. But isn't that hilarious that they know their target market? Yeah, yeah. Totally.

Old mates. Have hemorrhoids. Yeah. And their wives want the, because my mum, you know, was part of the generation that was told to put anus hole under your eyes. It fits. Do you know this? Well, yeah, because that's what it does, right?

Dark bags and stuff. Yeah. So my mum's put anus hole. I think there's some anus hole in our house. Anusole. Isn't it not anus hole? Is it not where we're? I've got pro-secto. Oh, yeah. That's its competitor. I haven't knowingly had a hemorrhoid before. Yeah. But it'd be like watching the netball and vagusils like on the big billboard. Yeah. It was just weird. Like it's not something you ever see advertised. All the sweat and got your purse a bit out of whack. Yeah. Yeah. It's always just there on the shelf of the chemist if you need it.

But it's never out there advertising. And it was just weird to see it. I'm trying to look at other sponsors to say, but I can't see any of these. There's a Vagicil sponsored race car. I just Googled Vagicil sponsored the famous amazing. Oh, okay, no, it's wrong. Okay, so it started as a South Park joke. Cartman decides to get it to be a NASCAR driver.

And so he gets Vagicil to sponsor, but it was such a popular idea. They really sponsored Vaggisle sponsored a car because of the South Park joke. But who was driving the car? Was it a male or female? I don't know. The Vagasil Camero, though, look. Funny if it's a man. It's funny.

Oh, wow, that's amazing. That's so good. That's good. Oh, my God. We need a, we need like a silly sponsor. Like Fletchhorn and Haley, brought you by anosol. Heteros. Fingers.

Fingers, I'm in. Fingers, finger it in. Piffy eyes, rub it on. Puffy eyes or puffy ring. We've got you covered with anosol. Oh, two weeks ago. Here's another car. This is a Toyota super sponsored by Vagicil.

And it does the D, it does the, well, maybe we can be open in the future if any of our show sponsors drop out. The only thing is with that, isn't it you sort of not really supposed to put anything in there, down there, you're supposed to let it do itself, cleansing thing?

You're asking the wrong person, Haley Jane. I divert to the pussy expert to my left here, Fletch. Intimate wash. I thought there was sort of, people were a bit anti. Let it clean itself.