ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th September 2023

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

*Explicit Content Warning*  On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw David Hasselhoff - and Invercargill invented something??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to today's A Little Bit of Pod. Today's following pod mentions... Don't say it because what you're getting now, this is technically the warning for the warning. Yeah, this has happened before.

It's too much. So we're only doing this. This is it. Don't say anything in a front row. But I can use a technical term. Genitals. Yeah, there's genital chat. Yeah.

And sexual actions towards those genitals. But not said in a sexual nature. It is screamed. Yeah. It's an aggressive screaming of a genital nature. So the next warning and the following podcast is not suitable for young ears. This is for an all. Or sensitive ears or prudes.

Yeah. Welcome to today's Little Bit of Pod. Now, a slight warning. We've just recorded it and now we've come back to the start. Yes, and we do want to warn you that there is mention of sucking balls. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. We always do this.

Now we've got to put a warning in front of the warning. Warnings always need a warning. I would just say that there's... Okay, we'll go. Okay, so, no, no. We always do this. Now we've got to put a warning in front of the warning. Our warnings always need a warning. I would just say that there's... Okay, we'll go. Okay, so now if you're hearing this, we're about to go back and do the first ever one you heard. Okay. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

Gaze. Gaze. I had a celebrity sighting. Not both of us, but go on. I had multiple, multiple celebrity sightings. Gaze. Gaze. Gaze. So I was in Invercargill, right? And I got there. multiple, multiple celebrity sightings. Guys, guys. Guys. So I was in Invercargill, right, and I got there,

and the woman, we'd had separate flights, so Di Henwood and Ben Hurley, they went early, right, and then we turned up, the rest of us, and the woman goes, oh, my God, it's Celebrity Day here at Invercargill Airport. And we were like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And then she got photos of us, Jeremy Corbett, Paul Ego, me, da-da-da-da.

Yeah. Very exciting. Next minute, Rhys Darby turns up in Invercargill Airport For overseas podcast listeners Flight of the Conchords He's Murray One of our proudest exports He's the same person In everything you've seen him in Same character

Shots fired Anyway Rh, no, no. Shots fired. Anyway, Ray Starby turns up, and we're like, oh, hello. And he comes to say hello, because he's friends of lots of comedians I'm hanging out with. And so, you know, celebrity signing. Oh, my God, that's weird. In the Cargill Airport, again, for our international listeners, In the Cargill sucks.

It's like the bottom of New Zealand. That's shit. That's shit it's shit um who called it the arsehole of the of New Zealand that was gore no John Cleese called Rolling Stones called Mick Jagger called it the arsehole

of the world it's um surrounded by beauty it is surrounded by beauty there It is surrounded by beauty. You know, there are some incredible beaches and walks and stuff. Yeah, but what do you like about Invercargill itself? Wide roads. They predicted the future.

They predicted the future. They really built themselves up for a boomer. And it's got a Lone Star. Instant Coffee was invented there. No, it wasn't. It was freeze-dried. It was freeze-dried Instant Coffee was invented in Inried and some coffee was invented in Invercargill. Bullshit, it was.

Bullshit. Fuck you both. Where was instant coffee invented? Invercargill, New Zealand. Oh, fuck us both. You both can suck my cock and my balls. Wait, you want us to suck your balls? Let my ass off.

It's on the balls. I don't want the balls. I'm telling the balls. I Let my ass off! It's on the balls. I don't want the balls. I'm telling the balls. I'm not sucking the balls. Suck the balls! No, I'll suck the cock. I won't do the balls. Suck the balls!

I'm not doing the balls. Don't suck them hard, but suck the balls. Has this been a fact of the day? It really should be. Yes, it has been. Thanks for listening. Fuck you. Maybe we need coffee week.

The fact that we don't know that. That would actually be really interesting. So instant or soluble coffee was invented and patented in 1890 by David Strang of Invercargill, New Zealand, under the patent number blah, blah, blah. Under the trading name Strang's Coffee, citing the patented dry hot air process. We apologize. What the actual if? Are you kidding me?

How is there not a coffee museum down there? How is there not like a thing? How is it not a thing? Because there's nothing down there. That's what I was trying to say. There's not much happening in Invercargill. And they are the butt of many jobs. To our podcast listeners from Invercargill,

we welcome you. I think down there is wild, man. Like to a topiary where we put a sausage up and then we went down to that beach on the south and it was just like everything was being hammered like yeah

really wild place to visit and I really want to get to Stewart Island that's on my absolute bucket list but Stewart Island isn't Invercargill that's the point the actual township

of Invercargill is a bit boring and I know that's where Reece Darby was so this is where Reece Darby was we were Invercargill and then all these

comedian celebrities are Invercargill right so everyone's fizzingce Darby was, where Invercargill, and then all these comedian celebrities are Invercargill, right? So everyone's fizzing. Guess who else is in fucking Invercargill Airport? Where coffee was invented. David Hasselhoff. The Hoff. The Hoff is

there. For overseas listeners, imagine like a regional airport in the middle of nowhere. That's like what Invercargill Airport's like. It's not a hub. Invercargill's not a hub. It's a tiny airport. It might see like three or four flights a day.

Yeah, totally. Regional flights. Maybe the odd jet flight, but yeah, it's small. And so Reece Darby and David Hasselhoff. So I'd heard rumours that Hoff has been in Stewart Island, so they've come up from there, right? Yeah. And he's been hanging out with Roy Stubbs.

So that makes sense. Are they like scouting a movie or are they just friends and they're on holiday? Well, I know, but I can't say. I know, but I can't say. Can I turn the mics off and you just tell Vaughn and I? Yeah. Oh. That was my guess. Really? That's what I thoughtughn and I? Yeah. Oh. That was my guess.

Really? That's what I thought. Okay, right. Yeah. Okay. So that's why they're there. Anyway, David Hasselhoff. Also, for $5 on PayPal, if you message me on Instagram,

I will tell you what Reece Darby and- No, because now they know that I'm the source. David Hasselhoff, what they were doing there. I'll tell you $5. Yeah, you're saying. Well, should I go $4.99? Because you know stores do $4.99 and it makes people think- Yeah, it makes it seem more'll tell you $5 well should I go $4.99 because you know stores do $4.99 and it makes people think

$4 even though it's definitely $5 even though it's $5 okay for $4.99 I'll tell you what they were doing can I also just apologise

for screaming suck my dick and my balls no don't apologise for wanting to have your balls sucked suck my arse things got a bit wild

they did mate it got wild I just felt like you really poo-pooed me and literally you put where was instant coffee invented and Invercargill was in bold at the top. Yeah, it really is. There's no question about it. I think we'll go now as we wrap up this little bit of pod

and make an intro. I think we should. Warning people. Because a lot of sucking balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I've got to say has never been my thing. Sucking on the balls. No, no, when the balls, you just don't do that.

Don't suck on the balls. I'll play with the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's a whole area. It's its own area.