ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th September 2024
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I'm in Melbourne this weekend.
I'm really excited.
I haven't been for a while.
Yeah.
And I've been talking about this drink.
I don't know if I've mentioned it before,
but I am fizzed to have this drink.
And I don't know if it would be your cup of tea.
No, Fletch, you'd hate this.
Okay.
One, I want to feel you'd hate this. One,
I want to feel you out.
It's an oyster martini.
No.
Hang on. I like oysters.
Hang on.
And I like martinis,
but not to you.
No, no, no, no.
So it's like,
it's a beautiful,
it's at this bar in Melbourne
and it's a beautiful martini,
like a gin martini.
Yeah.
But then,
instead of olive brine
or lemon juice,
like with a twist or dirty,
they put in oyster slop,
like oyster slop juice,
and shake it up. No, no, no. You're gonna
shit yourself for the second time in a week
after this. Yeah, you're coming off of rough guts
and you're having an oyster teeny. Oh, yeah!
No, but I can think about it
and it doesn't make me feel queasy.
Wait, you were so excited you've had this drink before
you're looking forward to it. I've had it once before and I think about it often
But when I'm in Melbourne I very rarely stay right in the CBD
But I am
I am the first night
Listen I found a five star
Recipe for an oyster teeny
On Epicurious
Is that like when you're a little bit
When you're a little bit epi
But you're also not epi
Yeah
But like anything
60 mils of gin
Yeah
Standard
We're making a martini
That's a double
One raw oyster
With the juice
Yeah
And a strip of lemon
That's all that's in it
Yeah
You're just drinking gin
With an oyster slotted
Gin and oyster
I'm pretty sure this one
You're gonna be horny and crying
Yeah
Could you use oyster sauce
From the supermarket in the bottle?
That's different.
Yeah, that's gross.
That's gross, eh?
No, you've got to go fresh.
Like, you order the oysters.
I very rarely eat oysters, but when I do, I really enjoy it.
Yuck.
No, I just cannot imagine that tasting nice.
Yeah.
It's so good, and it comes with a little oyster on the side.
Also, Vaughan was poisoned by oysters before, so it's really put me off them.
Aaron's severely allergic to mollusks,
like rock, like...
Snails.
I know he loves eating snails straight out of the garden.
Like clams and power and stuff.
Good to know you've got an out plan.
Yeah.
I actually keep a dozen frozen in the freezer at all times.
Yeah, really.
Just slip into his mouth while he sleeps.
Sum one up his nostril while he's sleeping.
Sum an oyster up his nosy while he's sleeping.
I have had enough of you.
And it goes down.
Yeah.
Well, I'll give you my review because, honestly,
I know it sounds feral.
This sounds as gross as the ham daiquiri,
which we made one New Year's leftover Christmas ham in.
Ham daiquiri.
A ham daiquiri.
That's feral.
Yeah, it was fucking disgusting.
Oh, yuck.