ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -8th September, 2025
Episode Date: September 7, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon's hit a new low...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Now apparently producer Shannon has disappointed us, but we don't know why yet.
And now I'm nervous.
What could this be?
Shannon, what's happened?
Well, you remember a few little bit of pods ago, I told you that I had slipped into addiction on Hayday.
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
It's a game.
It's a mobile app.
and where you basically run a farm
and I had told you that I was getting up in the middle of the night
to look after my cows
and it's really stressful
I mean Carwin had my phone for daffield all day
and she was getting in on dated with notifications
that my chickens were hungry
my lobsters needed to be called us.
Did you take care of them, Carmen?
Yeah, I've got lobsters.
No, no, no, I can't be trusted with someone else's hayday farm.
No, okay.
Wait, where do you put lobsters on a farm?
Oh, listen, I'm level 51, just humble brick.
Wow.
I've got lots.
Okay.
I've got everything.
But no, I have done something that is a new low in my life
And it's not paying for it because I've done that many times
I was going to say have you paid
No, I've disconnected my card because I can't trust myself
No, it's a new low for me
I have entered the world of Hayday Reddit threads
What?
Are you going on Reddit and being like,
How do I get the most out of my lobster farm?
Like literally.
Oh my God.
I've never been, I'm not a Reddit girl
I don't have an account and I'm proud to say it
but I was, my honey plant...
How's that for a Gen Z accomplishment?
Guys I've got something you should have.
My honey plants were just dying constantly.
Honey plants?
Yeah.
Bees make honey.
Honey isn't grown plants.
This is madness.
It's a nectar plant and you make honey.
It's a whole thing, do you know?
Okay.
And they just kept dying and I was like, this is really stressful.
And I don't know anyone who plays Hayday and I can't talk to anyone.
And I said, do you know where I go?
Where's the worst place on the internet?
Is that a flag?
Is that an embarrassing first flag that you don't know anyone else that plays this
game and
yeah honestly actually
so I was like I bet there's a
Reddit thread for this because there's something
on there for everything and I went there
and there's a whole community of people
looking out for each other adding each other I've made
some like made friends
from it like so people would be like here's my username
I'm selling XYZ
and I was like I need that so like those game of friends
you know like the people that you never
meet in real life but they're really good friends
and then you go to someone's wedding and
you're like who the fuck is that
and you're like oh that's I used to play
Halo 3 with them.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
We met on Reddit.
Yeah.
But it's like self-admittedly so sad.
Yeah, that's a new low.
Some self-awareness is good.
I'm just going to say, why don't you get a hobby, but you have an amazing hobby.
You always crochet.
Yeah, you're so crafty.
And you make so much stuff.
Well, this is a good hobby for like bedtime.
Because I start slipping into darkness quite early.
And I can't crochet past a certain time of day.
So this is my evening hobby.
It's farming
A little bit of farming
Couch farming
Yeah
So when I started playing
My partner was away for the month
He didn't know about this
And he's come back
And he's like
Why is your phone in landscape
And what are you doing
Like he keeps seeing me farming
And he's like
I'll actually say it's none of your business
So how do you
Yeah
Yeah but this is a new low for me
Imagine if you thought
Your partner was cheating on you
Because you
They're always so secretive
With their phone and stuff
And they get notifications
And they're like
Yeah
But it turns out they're just playing
an embarrassing game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's sleeping with someone else.
No, he's got a honey plant he needs to water.
I think you'd rather they were cheating on you, wouldn't you?
Yeah, actually, yeah.