ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th September 2026

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... you might get blown away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I saw a lady, a little old lady. A little old lady. What was that from? Dumb and dumber. That's right. A little old lady.

I was just saying little old lady like kind of having fun with it on my own, isn't of my own reference. Yeah, it was Jim Carrey said it. And she was at the traffic light. It's about to cross the road. She got blown over by the wind. it was so strong. Oh my God.

Poor frail things. See, I, this is why we squat, you know? What, in our younger age? In our younger age, because I just don't want to be being blown away in the winter. I mean, I'll never be a little old lady. I know. Imagine being so skinny. You get blown over in the wedding.

Imagine. Pept me up. But she was, she was a little old lady. And I was just like, because I was at the lights over the road stopped on a red light. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, like, what do I do? Do I run the red light and just pull over and help her? Or do you watch and use it as a podcast?

Or do I watch and use it as a little bit of pod on the Fleetron and Haley podcast network. Was she right? No, so I was like, what do I do? I was like, maybe I just get out here at the lights. But then luckily, like over the road, like two women ran over. Oh, thank God. And helped her out. So I was like, well, I don't need to get out.

And then another two people ran over from the servo. Oh, it's where. And I'm like, well, that's enough people. Well, that's four people helping. Yeah, that's one for each limb. And to be fair. it didn't like she wasn't like she wasn't out for the count

well because I saw an old lady eat shit and she hit her head on a concrete curb and she was bleeding from the head and everyone was surrounding and everyone from every cafe at some point you're going she's embarrassed as well you know we'll leave her a lot you don't want to have to you want

yeah too many people there how skinny how light do you have to be as a woman who weighs in her 90s to get blown away by a gust away I mean you just got to a wind's strong enough, don't you? I reckon anybody any weight could get blown over if the wind's strong enough. If you're elderly and it's windy, you're almost better to take one of those umbrella, picnic umbrella weights.

You know that you put the concrete weights on the bottom of the... Slot yourself in one of those. Slite yourself in one of those. There's a lot of hard work dragging that around though. But I mean, you're not going to get blown over. No, well, you won't. Some heavier shoes? Fill the shoes.

Weighted vest. Weighted vest. Like those training, you know, cross trainers where those weighted vests. When you do burpees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got reinforced to me that I don't want to be that old. I will not get that old. You've said that so much lately.

I know. It's horrible. I don't want to get old. Yeah, but we're in the age of peptides, babe. Oh, okay. Peptides is like meaning we're going to live longer and stronger. We'll be 90 and jacked. Cut, like absolutely ripped.

Whereas, yeah, no, I'm terrified of diet. Unless we all find out in the, you know, 2030s, they give us cancer and we're screwed. Yeah, but everything gives us cancer. They'll have a peptide for cancer that. the peptides gave you. And we'll just keep stacking peptides. You know how we're like, as humans, what are we, like 80% water or 90% water or something? We're just going to be pin cushions for peptides.

You're going to be trying to find a flesh that you can put a hole in and be like, oh God. You go to the doctor, the doctor's like, I might actually prescribe you not a peptide. And you're like, excuse you. Is there a peptide for that prescription, mate? Because of fuck that. The doctor will probably just be a peptide. The doctor will be a peptide. You go in, it's just an oversized needle.

AI and pet tides are just fighting over who gets to control us. Honestly, to both of them, take me. Make me smarter. Make me hotter. Do it all.