ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th April 2026

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Just Between Us... what's the juiciest thing that's happened at your workplace??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following little bit of Pad may contain adult demos, course language and may not be suitable for young listeners. Listener description is at West. What is that language? Discretion. What is that accent, rather? It was an accent.

I was hoping she would do it. Macedonian. Oh, okay. I was hoping she would translate it. Lovely. Listening to discussion. Lovely. Beautiful.

Welcome to a little bit of pod, the big show, the live pod, we'll be back. It'll come back. You know the drill by now. Yeah, Monday the 13th. 13th of April, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. If World War III hasn't, because, you know, I'm first on the list.

I don't know if you know this. I'm first on the list to be called up. What, the draft? Yeah. You were far too old. And you've got glasses now. And I've got a bad back. And I've got glasses.

And I'm going to be. Flatfoot, you're a minger. At home in the... We can't make a World War III movie, you know, saving private Fletcher, he's a minger. No, yeah, you're right. Am I going to be in the factory... A no minger.

We're going to be in the factory making parachutes with the ladies. Yeah, yeah. You know what? Dainty fingers. I'm okay with that. Good goss. We have a good gossip. Yeah.

Good goss. Good goss in the parachute factory. Well, today, for just between us, what juicy thing happened at your workplace? This is where we've put these up on Instagram and you've got the little response box to get back. Love this. All right.

Number one, lesbian love triangle that divided the entire workplace. Oh, okay. Okay, more details. Are there's no more details? God damn it. Lesbian love triangle. So were they all lesbians or did they become lesbian? Okay, what industry is this?

They were pre-lesbian. Pre-lesbian? They were pre-lesbian. They were like already lesbian. They became lesbian in the packaging. What is like, you know, like gay guys, there's the stereotypical industries like flight attendance, hairdressing. Yeah.

What are the lesbian? Curriers. Are they? Curiers, gay as. Are they? No. Yeah. Female meat packers, gay.

Really? Are you, I feel like you're just... Just shooting... Yeah. What a stereotypical lesbian job? Yeah, I know you mean. There are these always been stereotypical gay man's job. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, not that that's true at all, because then you'll meet guys, that a flight attendants are straight. And boy, do they love to crowbar that into a conversation in the first minute. Well, they've got to get it out there. Hi, I'm John. I'm straight, by the way. I'm a girlfriend. I just like my job.

I've just Googled it. It's just kind of everything. Computer science. Or IT woman? So you think more like male dominated industry? Police. Yeah. Lesbian police officers.

Somebody said, I'm a lesbian in the amount of other lesbian EMT. So that's obviously a lesbian. America but that's like paramedics. Oh yeah, okay. Lots of lesbian paramedics. Someone said, I'm an unemployed lesbian. I'm a cheese monger. Okay.

I hate the word monga. I hate monger as well. You know those will be a minger. Fish monger. Yeah, I'm a fish monger. If I might digress, are origins of the term monger. Like, were you a fruit monger? Monger.

Like, is a fruit monger a thing? Like, is it just a shop, a seller? It's the same origins of the word. manager. Oh! The term monga originates from old English mangaree, which I probably would say manjari.

Yeah. Mangere, but it's spout like Mangare, the Auckland suburb of Middle English mongeri, meaning dealer, trader or merchant. Okay. And it also gave us the origin of manager or a fishmonger. You could be the general monger of glissons. You know, I'm the general monger of lipi.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. RIP. I do mongerising for supermarkets. Yeah. My merchandise. Yeah, I'm the local QMU New World manga. I like it. Okay, juiciest thing.

I lost the tag. Guys, just give me five seconds to find it again. I got so many tabs open and it's all diabolical. Yeah, that's all right. Origins of the term manga, what are the lesbian industries and this. Next one, the head of the board got done for speeding five times resulting in loss of license was our work. Our juicy little works. Because that is, our little pod today is, what's the juicest thing that's happened at your work?

We've had the lesbian love triangle and a CEO or a head of the board that can't drive anymore. I worked in a public pool and blowies in the spa were just the beginning. Bloys? What? With staff or the public? I would think public. Public. What the hell?

When a blow job happens in a spa, first of all, you've got to be careful where your water intake is. You don't want your hair stuck in the intake fan. Was that a final destination, death? I don't know, but when I was a kid, it was a big, like, don't stick your head under in the spa, because if your hair gets caught in that, you can't get up to breathe, you'll drown in the spa. You'll scalp yourself.

So, when a blowjob does happen in a spa, does the person who is giving? Does their head go underwater? They have to go underwater. Do they have to hold their nose? Because the water would go up the nose. Or do they sit on the, does the person receiving sit up on the edge?

Why do you cold up there? I think you'd sit up on the ledge and get a cold shoulder. Get a cold back. Warm toes. At a public pull, that's wild. Yeah, and if they were just the beginning. Yeah, like what else has happened?

What else happened? Yark, that makes me never want to be in a public spa again. Whatever, says a woman that hired a bloody, one of those private, Routa Turoa hot pools and absolutely went feral. I did not go feral in that hot pool. There were cameras there. Which you found out after the fact. You threw a towel over them.

No, I didn't do anything in there. Sully's holy waters. No, I didn't do anything. I promise. I would never. I could write books, this is our next one. I could write books on the staff drama that happens inside prisons. Yes.

This is a real. Why haven't you? And give us more of the air... Give us a little tease of the book. I think that's all. What was that series Babylon? The Hotel, the Air Babylon. And it was like a compilation of many people's industry secrets.

Yeah, Babylon prison would be. A prison one would be amazing. Hell yeah. Air Babylon was a phenomenal book. Babylon. Hotel Babylon. Great books. I think they made TV.

They made TV. series, didn't they? They definitely did out of those two. The next one, a very gay male manager had fun times with a female colleague in a pub cupboard. A very gay. A puppet. He can't have been that gay. A little bit gay.

A little bit gay? 80% gay. They said very gay. Yeah. But he must have been tempted by a Sheila in the pub cupboard. I mean, I've hooked up with a few gay men for some fun, you know. Really in the pub cupboard? Not in the pub cupboard, you know, in front of everyone.

In the puppet. We're having a giggle. Right. 100% in a fair happening with the director and the GM, both married and the director, has eight children. What? Oh, no wonder. This guy's a breeder.

Yeah. And it's, I don't reckon they're all to the same person. No. Nah. Well, I reckon eight children. I'm going to say five partners. Over eight children. Yeah, five moms eight children.

Jeez. It's a lot. That's my vibe. You're going to need one of those imported, like, Japanese people-mover vans. You know those real little ones? Like a little rural school band. Yeah, a little muddy school bus. They pick up all the kids from around the district.

We had sex at work after a late not work barbecue and left sex juices everywhere. Oh, I'm sorry, but please give your juices a spray and wipe. If you can get away with sex at work, please do so. But the sex juices must be white. Yeah. Yark. Yark. My aunt.

Do you think anyone's ever had sex in this very studio? It'd be very hard to. Not this very studio, but wait a minute. What was someone over my shoulder saying something? Shannon's like without a doubt. She's nodding. In the studio. Really?

It would be very, I mean, you could pull the blinds, I guess. Where? In the Saturday door, it'll be on Fletcher's chair, eh? The bench is too high to bend somebody over. That's maybe why the couch is legs broken. Could be. Oh, yeah, could be. Now, Shannon's put her headphones on as if she's got information.

Have you got goss? Have you got internal goss? No, but my first summer at ZM, I did shows all over the summer break. Yeah. And when you're here by yourself, opportunity can arise. I'm not saying I. Shatam! I'm just saying, security will do perimeters,

but you're the only person in the building. Zidium's the only station that has, like, live shows, really. So there's not even people around. I am positive at this happened. It's giving big Shannon did it. No, no. I did it. Totally did it.

Did it. My auntie had a job where a co-worker popped a squat and paid in the middle of the office. Okay. I'm sorry what? That's the juiciest thing that happened at their workplace. Do you reckon it's still hard to fire them? You know, when workplace is going to fire someone, it's real hard? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to go through, like, different steps, and you're like, okay, now... Some Gen Z pisses on the floor, and you tell them off, and they get all sad and sulky about it, trying to take it HR. Like, okay, we are just going to give you a written warning for pissing on the middle of the floor office. Are you piss shaming me? Yeah, actually... That's actually really able to us to me to shame me. I identify as a pot plant. Yeah.

Somebody else said, I fucked a married guy in the showers at work. I work in the insurance industry. No regrets. Laffy face. Wow. And you'd assume that would be a boring, stuffy industry. That's why I reckon they act out.

Yeah. I reckon those boring stuffing industries are the kinkiest ones because they're so bored. Yeah, they're not having heaps of fun at work, so they've got to make their own fun. Yeah. Wow. And the showers are work.

Yeah, wow. Do you bet that in the showers here at work downstairs? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely. They are a bit yuck, eh. They built this brand new building in 2015 and put in like 90s plastic showers. Yeah, they're awful.

And one toilet down there? One toilet's weird. One toilet's really weird, but it's below street level down there, so it's got to be it pumped up. Yeah, yuck. We found a crossbow and bolts for it in one of the lockers at work. This was in a government department.

Wild. Someone in a government department is like a crossbow to work. Well, that's it. That's the end of my list. That's the end of my list. we asked you, you know, just between us and the pod, what juicy thing happened at your workplace?