ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th August 2023

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley hasn't been invited to the media event of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with My Macca's Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now you may have heard that Jason Momoa is back in New Zealand, right? He loves the All Blacks, he's got friends in the All Blacks, he went down to Dunedin to see the All Blacks play. I saw the photos, he had a photo, didn't he?

Was it Richie McCaw? Yeah, Richie. And then he's up in Auckland, I believe, doing some Meili vodka promo. His vodka. His vodka, which honestly is so delicious. Yep. It's expensive. But delicious. It's expensive.

It's quite expensive, but it's really delicious. Well, you're paying for the name, aren't you? Yeah. But also, like, it lives up to it. It's really delicious. Yeah. And then I heard through the NZ Herald that he was hosting some media event. That's me. I'm then I heard through the NZ Herald that he was hosting some media event. That's me, I'm media. Events I love. You love events. Jason Momoa. Alcohol and

events and Jason Momoa. This is your triangle of, you know how fire needs a triangle to survive? Yes. Oxygen, fuel. Fuel, spark. Is it? Oxygen, fuel's the fire triangle? Oxygen, fuel, and ignition.

Fire triangle. Standby, standby. Standby, standby. The fire triangle, or combustion triangle, is a simple model for understanding the necessary ingredients for most fires. The triangle illustrates the three elements a fire needs. Heat, fuel, and an oxidizing agent. There you go.

Well, I need, Mamor is my heat. Yep. Alcohol is my oxygen. And what's your fuel? The events, going out and going to social events. This is my fire triangle. Events, Jason Mamor, he's hosting, he's doing cocktails.

I'm not fucking invited. And it's quite funny because you have been every day at work well i still haven't got an invite i still was like should i should i message him should i message him and say thanks for the invite did i did yesterday as i checked my inbox in case i my out my trash in case i like accidentally missed something i was like who's promoting this thing don't they know about our undeniable connection you don't they anyway from the inside from the media world i have a friend who is a journalist he told me that it's predominantly um going to be an audience of maori and pacific uh media oh you're too white he doesn't fucking know that i'm maori i know it doesn't translate on the face and then i'm literally purple translucent

skin at the moment but i'm ma Māori. He must have dismissed this. He must have, right. So now I was like, do I post, do I do my pepeha on Instagram? Do I let him know what my maunga is? Do I let him know my waka? I don't know. Do I have to do this? Should I post a photo of my grandmother and be like, me and Nana back in the day?

Be like, she looks Māori. Yeah. I don't know. I think you've, but Also you're missing the point here You can't go to this event Because you're working Doing seven days For which the money will help fuel your renovations

So you can't cancel A paying gig To go to get a glimpse Of Jason Momoa I would though I'd pull out last minute He's here for a long time There will be many events So to get a glimpse of Jason Momoa. I would though. Would you? Yeah, I would. Right. I'd pull out last minute. He's here for a long time.

There will be many events. We don't know this. Anyway, I've got a bit of a plan because I am out tonight. I'm filming till nine o'clock. Okay. Now apparently he's going to be making drinks at one place and then going up to another place. What if I'm around? What if I'm just near? No, I'm always near that part of town that he's at.

I'm always near there. Now you're just sounding like a stalker. No, I'm not stalking. of town that he's at. I'm always near there. Now you're just sounding like a stalker. No, I'm not stalking. We have an undeniable connection. I know, I know. We have an undeniable connection. No, I don't want to be too intense. Yeah, because have you just listened to yourself?

Yeah, I've heard that back, and I've sort of compiled that with everything else that's going on. Maybe not. Yeah, okay. Well, have fun, everyone who's invited to this cool Jason Momoa cocktail event, and have fun living in my triangle.