ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -9th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's grim act (sorry in advance)...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I do want to say that I know it sounds bad that I was at the pub by myself. But... Okay. And I'm in the middle of a food challenge. Yeah. But why did I...

Why was I there? You were killing time. Oh, it's killing time. Yeah. It was killing time. And I had my laptop in my car and I was like, oh, I'll go to the pub and I'll have my dinner there. I'll put my headphones in and I'll do my prep for the... radio show that we host, Fletford Natalie, on ZDM.

You should check it out. You can listen to the podcast anywhere you go. You're listening to it right now. Yeah. So, didn't really need to tell you that, did I? Yeah. Anyway, so I go there, and I've got my laptop, and I have my little glass of wine and my meal. It was a burger.

It was fine. And I put my headphones in, and I'm doing my prep and whatnot, and I always have music playing, because I like to just shut out the world. Yeah. And then I felt a fluffler, like a kind of, from within. Well, like a burp? It certainly was. But what I, when you, I couldn't hear it because I had music blasting in my ears.

Yeah. But what I did clock was four people turning like with disgust towards me. And I still have no reference as to just how grotesque and loud the burp was. Okay, well, I can, Vaughan and I can probably say that working with you, you sometimes will rip out the most disgusting, unlady-like burps. You're very unlady-like. I've ever heard of my life. I know. And I imagine it was one of those.

But when you have no reference for sound, I'm like... And also, by the way, this was like a Sunday and very quiet and it's like a small... It's not a busy, peopled pub. And there was a small number there and they're not playing music. Do you do this at the gym, though, with headphones and farts? Yeah, yeah. Because I'll do it and then be like, oh, that's right. Hang on, how loud did I rip that?

And then you look around and everyone else is wearing headphones. So you're like, yes, I got away with that. And there's music blasting. Yeah, I definitely do it like, or like, and you're like, how? Like on the planes when you're watching a movie, eh, and you've got the headphones in. Yeah.

I fart from Auckland dollar. Something very gassy about whatever. It's the food, it's everything. The compression. Yeah, the compression squeezes the farce. Yeah, but you have the rumble of the plane, but you also have your headphones in. You don't know how loud you're farting.

I have no idea how loud I burp. You'd have to be farting pretty loud on a plane to get to get notice. Yeah. wasn't as hard in a quiet pub I tell you four places and it was that kind of like holy holy and then just to see you know this tiny elegant woman in the corner

they must have been like what the hell how could such a big noise come from such a petite elegant lass yeah it must have been the gluten in the burger buns it must have been the gluten in the burger buns or the fizz of the prosceco I think that holy matrimony there

so apologies if you did see me alone in a pub with my headphones in having a big fat solo burp yeah I know not how loud I except.