ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th December 2024

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We received a surprise from a lovely Aussie listener!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And just while we're recording today's podcast, a parcel arrived, a Christmas parcel. You know who this is? Who?

This is our friend Colleen. For years, you, her, only me, Colleen, and then she was on a cruise and she got off the cruise and four went. Four go'd? Four went. The planned excursion. Yeah. And hiked up the hill to our studio and without any plans sat outside

and we waved and she came on in. Oh, yeah. And it was Yoo-hoo Colleen. Yoo-hoo Colleen. The original Yoo-hoo Colleen. All the way from Australia.

And she sent us a, here she sent us a lovely box of packages. Oh, Colleen, you did not, how much did that cost Colleen? What did it say

on the Australia Post label? 25.75 Australian. Oh, Colleen. You should give her a ticket to your show for free. Where does she live? She lives in New South Wales. Oh, Colleen. You should give her a ticket to your show for free. Where does she live? She lives in New South Wales. Oh, there you go.

She could come to your Sydney show. Absolutely, I will, Colleen. Oh, no. Oh, what? Oh, no. Is something broken? Oh, no, no. Our hearts, maybe.

Oh, Colleen. Individually wrapped packages. Carwin gets one too. Oh, that's lovely. Oh, she's good. Fletch. Lovely. This one's for you. That's for you Individually wrapped packages. Carwin gets one too. Oh, that's lovely. Oh, she's good. Fletch. Lovely. This one's for you.

That's for you. Wrapped up. Hayley, when you get yours, don't read the label first. It tells you what's in there, but I think it'll be better if you see it. Okay. Okay. For the drink. Gif.

That's a butt plug. Oh my God. It's a sparkly butt plug. It's a sparkly butt plug. No, that's a bottle stop, hun. Oh, it's a bottle stop. A wine bottle stop. Fuel. That's gorgeous. You could probably use it for both, although that's a bottle stop, hun. Oh, it's a bottle stop. A wine bottle stop. Fuel.

That's gorgeous. You could probably use it for both, although that is a little bit small for your vaping anus. That's right. Colleen, Colleen, I am so sorry. I apologise. Colleen, I'm so sorry. If you go quietly, you can actually hear his anus.

It says, hold the drinks, Trolley. That is lovely. And it's a little bottle stop. It's a sparkly. The cat will love that because the sun will reflect off it and he'll chase the dog. Prisms. Colleen, that is so lovely.

Thank you. I would apologise to Colleen. She sent a card and, of course, you always read the card first. Oh, okay. Sorry. To FEHZM team, I hope you enjoy these little stocking fillers sourced mostly from the Kirribilli markets under the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Oh, my God.

I'll see you in Sydney, hon. That's a rad spot under that Harbour Bridge there in Kirribilli. Do you think Colleen will show me around? And she'll take me to the markets? Colleen will take you to the markets That's so lovely Enjoy Christmas and break and festivities Oh thank you Colleen

Season's greetings Just open it Don't read the card This is your one So don't read the label This Oh, who's is that one? Okay, this is your one. It's lovely. This is great. Okay, so don't read the label. This is like Christmas Day, isn't it?

I'm not reading the label. This is like Christmas Day watching family all open gift cards from each other. Oh, is it for my Christmas tree? It's for your tree. It's a bird for my Christmas tree. It's a cockatiel. Oh, that's so cute. Native to Australia,

actually an invasive pest in cumu. I try to shoot them when they land in our jacaranda. Oh, Vaughn. You bastard. Oh my God, this is perfect. If you're listening, you're unaware why. My themed Christmas tree

is birds and flowers. Yeah, that's going to look great. That's going to look perfect. Oh, thank you, Colleen. I'm just going to run these out to the girls. Okay, yeah, lovely. Yeah, you run it out. That's lovely. You've definitely got to give her some tickets to your show. Hey, why Va to run these out to the girls. Okay, yeah, lovely. Yeah, you run it out. That's lovely.

You've definitely got to give her some tickets to your show. Hey, why Vaughan's out of the studio? Oh, my God, let's actually bitch about her. Are you kidding me? That guy's such a bastard. Do you know what? Here he is. Yeah.

Hello, darling. What are you two mad bastards being up to, right? Oh, just singing your praises home. Oh, beauty. Okay, I'm going to open mine. Oh, thank you, Colleen. That's so lovely. This is so lovely.

How do I open it? It's a little black box. Maybe that is a butt plug. I don't know what this is. Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza. On the flip side. Oh, is this a card game? A standalone expansion pack.

I've played it. Is this a social card game that is going to flip your game completely upside down, race your friends in this hand-slapping, laugh-inducing, action-packed version of our popular party game, Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza. But watch out, you can easily be fooled with its crazy reverse twist. This game is fast, fun, and friendly. I've played it. I've played it.

It's so good. But why did Colleen give Vaughn a party game when he doesn't go to parties? Actually, you should probably give them to us. It's a family card game. You can play it with the family. Oh, he's got one of those. I've got a family. Do you know he made humans And he likes them and stuff

I really do Do you like playing games and stuff Yeah we've been playing A lot of Pit lately Have I ever played Pit with you Yes The card game The card game yes

And you've got to collect The commodities And everyone's screaming Two two two Trading two two Fun It's a lot of fun It's chaos

I'd love to play You should invite me Back to your house No thanks I'm around all summer Just you and me I'll just bring it to work You and me living. You should invite me back to your house. I'm around all summer. I'll just bring it to work. You and me living five minutes apart.

I'll just bring it to work. I'm around all summer. Happy to play. It's just that you really throw out the pH balance in the pool because of your

wildly acidic vagina. Wildly acidic. Bleaching everything. We had to get the chairs in the studio reupholstered. Oh, come on. Oh, Hayley.

You mad bastard. No, I'm perfectly Oh, Hayley, you mad bastard. No, I'm perfectly balanced, Tom. Thank you so much. Let's go to the producer's booth and see what Colin's got to produce. Hello. Hello. I don't know why we don't... Oh, that's nice.

You've got some little... Shannon, what have you got? We've got some wooden ornaments. Oh, that's cute. What are you doing? This one's... No. Leave it to the performers, darling.

One of mine has a bunch of birds, like Australian birds. Oh, cute. And the other one's got the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Lovely. You've got the Harbour Bridge. Don't have a tree. Oh, well, we're going to stick it in a plant. Plant.

I've got a fake plant. Yeah, put it in your fake plant. Put it on your fake phone To our Australian listeners Wow that accent is terrible I will give Colin Friends can come to my show in Sydney Yeah message

Message Colleen Colleen's really showing up all the other listeners of the podcast Who have not sent us fucking anything Please we're not encouraging that I know that there's more than just Colleen listening I'm not saying there's too many more who have not sent us fucking anything. No, don't be. Please, we're not encouraging that. I know that there's more than just Colleen listening. I'm not saying there's too many more, but I know there's at least three more.

No, don't be silly. You don't waste your money, but we do appreciate it. Maybe just vouchers? Maybe credit cards? Maybe we could just give you our bank account and we could just cash a quid. That would be the cash equivalent would be. Don't be silly. No, I feel bad Colleen spent all that money.

No, Colleen. That is so lovely, Colleen. And Hayley will give you tickets to her show. Oh, of course I will. If you can make it, message out. Message, get in touch. Yeah, message me. DM me on Instagram and I won't delete all.

She will. I've been so much better. Okay, good. People comment that, oh my God, she replied. And I say, I'm trying to get good. And next time, Fletch is inney for an amyl nitrate fueled binge weekend he'll catch up with you for a coffee that's not what happens he goes to sydney for the beautiful beaches

we go for concerts concerts yeah but isn't thaterts, gigs. But isn't that, I thought that was, Amble Nitrate was the official sponsor of the Lights Festival that you always go across. No, no, no. Don't be. That's Nitro Circus that you go across. That's what I'm thinking of. I love Amble Nitro Circus. It's just a whole lot of motocross riders with gaping butt holes.

Their whole seats like slipped. I love you guys. Book flip. God, we only do this with the podcast, don't we? We're very nauseous about podcast listeners. Thanks, Colleen.