ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th February 2024

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; The Gaggle blew up over something...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Grab any medium cafe hot coffee for just $4. Only in the app M's Feb 9. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Gets out of hand today. It does. Got out of hand.

It gets a little out of hand. Not too... It's not. Well, it does involve a hand at the end. I would say if you're listening with kids in the car, I'd give this one a hot scan. Yeah, I'd come back to later. Because there is a bit of spicy content.

Spicy content. Go to the next one, then just click on the three dots on this one and be like, Mark is unplayed, so you can come back and listen to it at your own discretion. Yes. Clever. With that little ears around. Welcome to A Little Bit of Porn. And yesterday the group chat with the gaggle got quite excited, didn't it?

Well... Not as excited as Drake. Nudeleaks this week of Drake. Yeah, I know. Now, did he release these himself? No, I don't believe so. Someone leaked them. Somebody leaked.

Because I feel like we wouldn't be approaching this so jovially. If it was a wahine. If it was a wahine. If it was a woman, yeah. I know you're probably right. I haven't seen if he's commented on it. He has kind of acknowledged it and just laughed laughed it off right i think he was asked by someone on a podcast or someone and he's got a

huge cock he does a little embarrassing cock he wouldn't be laughing it off would he no do you know i sort of feel at the moment like if i had nudes leaked and i was looking hot i would be like oh my god invasion of my privacy but also like Yeah that's my body Do you know what I mean Yeah those are my breasts Oh embarrassing Enjoy it Not On my private jet With my big wang

God it's a flop It's so floppy It's bouncy It's like So in the gaggle It just popped up One member of the gaggle Just popped up

So Drake Dot dot dot And my wife My wife My wife like My wife I like. She like.

I feel like I need to watch that movie again. Dude, we watched it last week. Did you? We watched it last week. Has it aged well? Aged terribly. Who cares? It's so good.

Yeah, okay. It's so good. I need to watch it. Right. Bore it. Bore it, right, yeah. I remember the first time I saw it, it was the most hilarious thing. Yeah, it was.

I've never seen it. It was great. I laughed and laughed and laughed great I just laughed and laughed I just love how he How he I just admire the craft How he tricks people And gets

And the balls to be In those situations Ballsy He shits in a bag And gives it to an old woman At etiquette class Yeah You just forget these things

And you're like Oh my god And he's married to Isla Fisher Yeah Yeah How does he do it And so my wife she says

what's this about Drake and I said oh have you not heard Drake's got nudes he does and she's like oh where do I find them and the link

that I'd seen them on was deleted because obviously these are somebody's nudes and somebody else had shared them so that's a no no so that was deleted

off X which won't delete hate speech or neo-Nazi stuff but will delete nudes bouncy diddles so no dicks but plenty of Nazis X, which won't delete hate speech or neo-Nazi stuff, but will delete nerds' interests. Bouncy diddles.

The big bouncy diddles. So no dicks, but plenty of Nazis. Heaps of Nazis. Bizarre. That's why it's called X, because if you do an X and then you drew four more lines on it, it's a lot of swastika. Put the little dashes on them, eh? Pre-made, pre-made sort of semi,

you know how you buy a par-baked roll? It's a kit-set swastika. It's a kit-set swastika. You buy a par-baked roll, five minutes in the oven, she's ready to go, the X logo, few sticks. It's a par-' set swastika. You buy a par-baked roll, five minutes in the oven, she's ready to go, the X logo, few sticks. It's a par-baked swastika. Gays in the group chat had that pretty quickly for your wife. Yeah, they did.

It was like a screenshot, screenshot, link to the video. Here we go. Yeah, here it is, here it is. So bouncy. And then, did she just disappear for a little bit yesterday at the house? I think she had a wink. Do you think she had a little Fiddly D

Fiddly Skiddly diddly diddly I didn't like the video I was giving her Heaps of shit about it If I sounded that thirsty To see some celebrity Females

Leaks Should be Like Disgusting Yeah There's a horrific Double standard Isn't there

Yeah there's a bit of A double standard You'll be alright I can still find them I didn't there's a bit of a double standard. Oh, boo-hoo, you'll be all right. Yeah. I can still find him. I didn't, it's a great penis, and bravo, Drake, you know. Out of 10? It's a, I would say it's a solid nine, but it is quite floppy, doppy. It's a floppy.

So minus points for that? I think that's 8.8. I've never seen a dick pic, but I would imagine post-shower warm dick is the dick you want to send. Yeah, because it's not fully strained in. You don't want to do post-exercise dick. It goes a bit smaller.

It goes very small. Post-beach or swimming dick? No. Just like nice like I've been outside, but it's not cold. Warm. That's why I reckon warm post-shower. Warm post-shower. Smooth. No. Just like nice, like I've been outside, but it's not cold. Warm. That's what I reckon. Warm post shower.

Warm post shower. Smooth clean. But I liked it, but it was the angle. Yeah. Because he's like spread wide and it's coming like at the butt and the ball. You know what I mean? It's like a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.

Because I understand it looks bigger from the bottom and technically he's lying down and shooting into a mirror. So he's actually adding points there that probably- If he was going from the top and he's lying down and shooting into a mirror so he's actually adding points there that probably. If he was going from the top and he's also throttling it Well he's waving it around like a wand. He's throttling He's really throttling it. It's still wild that you

pulled up this video on the work wifi I don't know it just came up. I just don't know how you're gonna get away with that. I don't know is it anything to do with the meeting I'm about to have upstairs do you reckon? I don't know. There could be a myriad of things they want to talk to me about. They might just want to see the video.

We've talked about it. We've talked about it now. This is content creation, ladies and gentlemen. So what you've done there is you've got an excuse there. Thank you. And is that just why we did this? Yeah. Just to get you out of trouble.

Getting ourselves out of trouble before we get into it. By talking about something more. So this is preventative. This is preventative podcasting. It's a new genre of podcasting. It's called preventative podcasting. You see you're going to get in trouble for something. And then join us for tomorrow's preventative podcast,

where I release another podcast, hoping that my wife doesn't hear this one where I said she had a wank I'm not sure how we're going to approach it yet we can do a sex positivity

kind of woman's self pleasure that kind of thing that's just your podcast that releases next week season 2 sex.life

little plug there he's a comfy man I have a question around playing with yourself because I've got acrylic nails, but we can talk about that afterwards. Yeah, let's not talk about that now.

I'll go palm heavy. Get out. What? Not a palm heavy. What about this part of the hand, the karate chop? Oh, no, no, no. You know, if you karate chop something at the side. I am going to end this preventative pod.

I'm going to end this preventative pod before we need to do another preventative pod. I think we need to do a preventative pod I feel like we need to go back to the start and do one of those warnings we do at the end because we're not sure how out of control We probably should have known given the content of this podcast We knew we were going to talk about Drake's wang Pre-warning we should have done pre-warning

We'll end this now and then do the pre Stop doing that gesture of pizza slice