ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th February 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Allow me to introduce you I don't think we've ever heard from her before, producer Karwin Oh my gosh, I'm just finally making it Welcome, after all these years we've ever heard from her before producer carwin oh my gosh i'm i'm just finally making it welcome after all these years we finally let you on uh now you have a tale to tell us involving a bathroom yeah so i uh a couple days ago went to brisbane brissy for a little 26 hour

trip no big deal 26 hours yeah this was a work junket yeah yeah yeah they said flitron hayley no thanks producer carwin yeah wow yeah i think they just fletcher and hayley no thanks producer carlin yeah yeah i think they just couldn't afford you guys um uh so i got to do some interviewing and things but to to do interviewing you have to take our professional little radio mics and they have to go in your carry-on so i I had quite a heavy carry-on. Yeah, they are really heavy. Don't tell, don't tell their New Zealand. They didn't notice, actually,

and I really shoved it under my seat so they wouldn't. Yeah, you've got to carry it like it weighs nothing. Yeah, yeah, swing it slightly and hold your core so that you're not getting rocked by it. That's what I do. They know, though. Swing my bag. They know.

Do-do-do, so light. And wear sleeves so they don't notice the big bruise that I have on my shoulder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, but obviously i'm traveling alone so when you go to the toilets at the airport you have to take all your stuff with you because i'm not trying to set off a bomb threat oh yeah i know i hate that like i had to take a big suitcase and i just left it outside the cubicle i was like well if someone thinks it's a bomb yeah totally. Because you can't roll your suitcase right into the toilet.

No. Some airports are big enough. Although you could use a disabled stall, but then you come out and the person in the wheelchair is waiting for you. And you're just wheeling your 23 kg trolley around. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, I need to go pee before my flight. Take my stuff with me.

No big deal. Get their massive line there's only two toilets two two women's toilets that's terrible for a woman's toilet and a massive line of people now these were small cubicles and there's and keep in mind a massive line of people now i was like oh i'm not putting my bag on the ground disgusting so i hung it on the little hook that's disgusting hung it on the little hook it's uh quite heavy i'm sitting there just having a little wee boom the door swings open because it's so heavy it like turned the lock oh no was it one of those doors and where the stall is so far away. Like it's long. Like you can't just reach and shut the door again.

No, I managed to kick it. Like my foot. Oh my God, this is so shame. But it was still a little bit open. Thankfully, women's toilets, right? We're all girly pups. It's fine. And I was like about to stand up and, but I was wearing like little tights.

So I just had, you know, it wasn't a dress. Like, you could definitely see me. Oh, my God. There's something so... It's embarrassing. I don't know. It's, like, childish being on the toilet. It's so sort of embarrassing.

43 this month. Still don't know what to do when I'm in the toilet and someone tries to open the thing and they're not. Yeah. I'm in here! I always just had to say, I'm in here. I always just say this, I'm in here. This panicked cry, not just like, currently busy. You didn't come back from the toilet today because you didn't want to leave because someone

else was in there. I just didn't want to talk to somebody. So I was just over here washing their hands. I was like, I'm just going to stand here. Crazy. But also the other way around when you open a door and someone's in there. Yeah. Shut up.

It's kind of going, pardon me. Oh, sorry. Pardon me. But you're just like and then you see them and they look vulnerable and stupid and embarrassing yeah their pants around their ankles and you say can i come in yeah what are we up to and they're like whoa so no one saw you you think oh no no They did. It was a massive line. And it was, not only was it only two toilets, but, like, the space was tiny. So, if you were trying to wash your hands, you kind of had to line up right in front of the toilet doors.

So, at least, like, three lovely women saw me. And it's fine. It's fine, but also it's so shame and embarrassing.