ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -9th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it turns out a few of you are doing naughty things while you're in bed with a partner...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bitter Pod. Wow, this is a spicy one. Naughty little pole, naughty little pole, naughty little pole. Wow, this is a spicy one. During our mid winter break, we are bringing you some naughty little poles. Our live show in the big pod is back on the 21st of July. I would say that these naughty little poles are not for young ears. No warning.

So skedaddle little kids. Do you think about someone else when you're having adult fun times with your partner? Oh. Do you or have you? Do you think about someone else when you're having adult fun times with your partner? Oh. Do you or have you? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like I think it's a problem if that's every time, right?

But you can't enjoy it without thinking about someone else. Yeah, but have you doesn't necessarily mean you're fantasizing about the person. Maybe someone else just popped into your mind. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, like, I haven't thought about Jason anymore. Certainly, certainly, certainly a dead giveaway if they're not looking you in the eyes

and your eyes are shut. And they go shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Stop talking, you're ruining it. Put on a sort of American Hawaiian accent, shut up. Shut up. 78% of people said no. Okay. Neither.

22% said yes. And there were some people brave enough in the DMs to explain why and who? We don't judge. This I like. Let's go anonymous. Okay. Yes and we talk about it. Okay so they find it attractive. What a grown up conversation. Would you find it attractive if they were like, I'm thinking about them while we're doing it. Would you find that attractive? I'd find it attractive if we were doing it together.

Like if they said to me, hey, when we do this, let's think about this. And I'd be like, I'm on board. Cause I've given consent. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But it's not gonna start an argument. Oh, you don't like me then. Probably will.

Cause I'm a woman. But I like the idea of it. Right. Yes, says Anonymous. Two. The guy from work that I've got a crush on pops into my mind. Work fantasy. They must not work with mingers like I have to. Wow.

Fairly's Mutual. Fugly bitch. Fuggo. Feeling's mutual, fuggos. Oh, anonymous plays. I've been with my partner for 10 years and while I've kept it tight, he hasn't. And it's fun to fantasize sometimes.

I'll take it one step further and say it's people we both know too. I swear I'm not a bad person. Not a bad person. But we fluctuate in life, you know, and you've got to roll with the punches. My goodness. Someone they both know, like his friend? The scum. Anonymous Therese is not necessarily a specific person, just the thought of a faceless third party.

Okay, so that's an interesting way of dealing with it so you're not you don't feel bad for imagining an actual person that exists Faceless Thirds. It's a hybrid of just some hotness. Yeah a hot presence. Yeah. And the third thing meaning that your partner is also involved in this fantasy. Yes. Interesting. By the sounds of things. Go you. what a beautiful act of imagination. Anonymous 4 says, yes I used to think of somebody else because I was so bored with the performance. We've got to add that communication. There's a post tense there. There's a post tense there. We've got to communicate. Anonymous, do book characters count? I think in this day and age, most women who read the Smut have shut their eyes and thought of um Gustav von Puffenthalt

the third. The head of the mafia yeah. Oh Gustav von Puffenthalt the third I want to live with you in your Austrian castle that I read about in your book and make sweet passionate love so they do they imagine book characters wow and anonymous last oh my god oh no my god John Mayer every time what John Mayer John Mayer your body is wonderland that would be a lovely thing for it is Wally that well what about this though I'm gonna be John Mayer on the go I got a bit of John Mayer okay crank into a bit of John Mayer Oh gravity's a bit slow is this a bit slow for love making? Put on your fucking I got a bit of John Mayer here for us. Let's crank into a bit of John Mayer. Oh, Gravity's a bit slow. Is this a bit slow for lovemaking?

Put on your fucking body as a wonderland. Why would you do this song? Why the fuck? Because this is his number one song. We just literally... This is not his number one song. On Spotify it's his number one song. Put on body as a wonderland.

No, this is too poppy. This is in lovemaking music. You can make love to that. It's too jorty. One and two and one. It's a good rhythm. One This is a lovemaking music. It's too daunting. One and two and one. It's a good rhythm. One and two. It's good. New Liners actually is my popular song on Spotify. This is the only song that Jot Mayer did that anyone knows.

Let's be honest. He's got a nice face and your body is a wonderland. I feel like he's out of the news so much now. So many K.A. More because of Katy Perry. That's right. That kept himkey, aye. Yeah, like. More because we're Katy Perry. That's right. That kept him in the spotlight for a long time. Whose body is a wonderland, by the way?

Who is this about? Yeah. I don't know. No one's ever told me my body's a wonderland. I know, but a lot of people have said like, nice body or. Your body's more like Rainbow Zen. Yeah, it feels like Rainbow Zen. Log flown.

Yeah, used to be really like, good. Yeah. And nowadays it's like, possible. They shut down the pirate ship. Yeah. Bit rusty. Yeah. Gold Rush needs a bit of a zhuzh.

Yeah. Just doesn't have the same sparkle it used to. And your candy floss is overpriced. It's very, I know. And the corkscrew roller coaster, bloody vomit it all over there. Okay, enough. Enough of the analogy.