ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th June 2023

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley complain about meetings, and Vaughan popped into a Basketball Tournament!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Yesterday on the way home from work, we had a staff meeting. Oh my god, Hayley, you missed that. I know, but when you guys were messaging me at like 11.30 with content about it,

I was like, huh, you guys still at work? I know. It was a long day for us. We didn't get home until 12. Oh, my God. I know. No, Han. I knew.

Also, some people are allowed to zoom in on these meetings, but not us. Well, you know. Anyway. At the end, I zoom out. Yeah. Out of here as quick as I can. Didn't you fall asleep in a meeting the other day? Dude

Hayley you in here but we were having this meeting My back was a bit tight So I lay on the floor My neck, my back How was your pussy? Was that tight? It was actually very nice I lay on the lounge floor and stroked my pussy cat

Beer came in and he lay on my lounge floor and stroked my pussy cat. Beer came in and he lay on my chest. And he does this thing when you stop petting him where he goes, pat, and smacks you on the face. And he's like, do not stop. Oh, that's cute. And I'm not very, very usually friendly with the cats. Yeah.

But we lay in the sun. It was a beautiful day. Anyway, I yawned not enough and I made it. I was lying on the ground and I put my hat right forward because the sun was coming in the window. And then I found myself going and I was like, I'm just going to ride this. I'm going to see what happens. And then I was like, and I literally made that noise as I woke up.

And I was like, how long was I out for? And it can't have been any more than a few minutes. It can't have been long. It can't have been any more than a few minutes. But on the way home from staff meeting, so that's two meetings in one week. Yeah, we've done a lot. Which is three times the amount of meetings per week.

Yeah, I think for the next three weeks, Hayley, you have to attend all meetings and we go home. No, I owe you. We've taken a lot of punishes this last three weeks. I'll go home and make cakes with my Iraqi friend. Yeah. Iraqi? Iranian. Iranian-Pakistani?

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there it is. There you go. I mean, if you've got an Iraqi friend. They'll do, and they'll do in a pinch. It's like when you don't have self-raising flour and you make your own flour, self-raising flour. And another form of a baking pinch.

Anyway. We are referencing your co-host from the Great Kiwi Bake Off. Pax Asadi. Yes, the lovely Pax. A lovely man. So on the way home, Indy went to a basketball tournament. She's got this great friend called Layla who loves sports and it's influenced her to get into more sports, which is great. But now Layla's hurt and Indy had to go to this basketball tournament

that wasn't going to happen. And then Sade volunteered to not only supervise but transport and keep score of these games. Oh, no. I said to her, you better not join the fucking PTA. That's what I said. Oh, yeah. Never join that because don't they get sued when like kids-

No, that's the Board of Trustees. Oh, you never join that. No, never. Because you get sued if kids go missing on a camp. Never join a PETA or a bot. No. No. A lot of meetings and someone's always like too involved.

The helicopter mums and dads join and then you've got a whole bunch of issues so on the way home yesterday I called into this basketball tournament and I took Sade a sandwich and a coffee and I rocked it

what a lovely husband Vaughan why she at the end of the day I made both of my children thank their mother because then she went and hung out

and helped at August's netball practice great mothering she's a good bitch she's a good bitch and I walked into this basketball tournament and I said to Indy, how's it going? And she's like, we have been smashed every tournament.

She's like, we just played them. I'm like, there's no way that those kids are the same age as you. She's like, they're from an intermediate. Oh. These kids are huge. But the same age. You're not the same age. The build.

These kids are built and tall. And it wasn't mixed. It was against other girls. Right. Jesus. Like, we've got some big future prospects for our sports teams out there. The size of these kids are anything to go by. And athletic, too.

Yeah, okay. Tall, athletic. Right. It sounds like Indy School needs to be poaching a few of these, you know, because a lot of the schools are poaching. Yeah, well, they're a public school. I don't know if they've got money to. Can you not offer a scholarship to a public school? I mean, you could offer to waive the school fees.

A free school uniform and a canteen allowance. But you've got to travel 80 kilometres round trip a day to come here to be on our rugby team or our sports team. I drove past your daughter the other day when I was heading off to work. What do you mean you just drove? Where was she going? She was having a durry out the front. She was having a durry.

She was having a, no, they have a vape outside school now apparently. Yeah, right. They sneak out for a vape. No, I'm pretty sure I saw her. There was a big group of intermediate students, and they were waiting for something. Waiting for a something? Like a bus?

Yeah, I think a bus. Oh, yeah, maybe. Yeah, right. Maybe. They've been doing planting. Did you ever do planting when you were at school? Yeah. They've been planting out of waterway.

No, right. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. No. We just generally made those muddier on the cross-country run. But anyway, they're big and they're smelly. Right.

Adolescents. The smell. Even you saying it, and I don't know how I know it, but I know it. You just know it. You know that smell from high school PE. PE was the worst. Feet. Chucking a bit of Lynx Africa.

Oh, yeah. And you got yourself a cracker stink. You forget teachers have to deal with not only everything else, but the smell. Yeah. The smell.