ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th June 2024

Episode Date: June 8, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a Naughty Little Poll!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Naughty little poe Naughty little poe Naughty little po, naughty little pole, naughty little pole. Beautiful singing. Actually stunning. I probably could just get a whole one made that says naughty little pole. No, this is too much fun. Okay.

Do you find your friend's partner hot? Would you sleep with them? Do you find your friend's partner? So any of your friends, their partners, do you find them hot? Hot enough to sleep with? Any of your friends, whoever partner, hot enough to sleep with? Yeah, I'd have a hoon on shouts. Knock myself out.

Do you have a hoon on any of the gaggle? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, there's quite a few. They're all good looking. Do they want to have a hoon? Do I have to go with people who want to hoon me? It's fictitious, isn't it?

Yeah. So, I mean, yeah. Well, would you sleep with them? 22% of people said yes. 78% said no. Oh, wow. Oh. Because you often hear of, you know, the odd cheating with friends, partners, and, you

know, you're hanging around these people all the time. Yeah. Bonds get made or forged. For sure. Anonymous, please. But yes, I do have a friend whose partner is hot enough to sleep with, but probably wouldn't sleep with them, even though I'd be tempted. Even if none of us were in relationships anymore,

there's too much history and I know it would hurt too many people. Right. If there were no history and no relationships, then you fucking bet I would. Oh, wowzers. I'll settle in relationships, then you fucking bet I would. Oh, wowzers. I'll settle in the meantime for the spicy dreams I have. They're dreaming about it. I don't think I've ever had a dream about shagging someone else's partner. That's hot. Well, Jason, my mom's

got a girlfriend, so you have. Well, you know, but it's early days for them. We never know. I have many dreams about shagging her partner. Next, I'm just going to leave these all anonymous. I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Not while we're together, but certainly if we separated. Oh, okay.

I'd be at my friend's partner. It's good that some people are drawing the line here. The friendship line. Have some freaking morals, yeah. Have some respect. Yes, but not sleep with them as they're married, but you can find people hot no matter who they are. Doesn't matter that you're doing it.

Doesn't mean you're doing anything about it. Yeah, totally. Thinking about it's one thing, doing it's another. Acting on it's another. Sometimes yes, but most days no. Hee hee. Ha ha. Hot cold.

Comes and goes, hot cold. I mean, yes to the fact that they are hot, no to the fact that I want to sleep with them No, hee hee, ha ha Hot cold Hot cold I mean, yes to the fact that they are hot No to the fact that I want to sleep with them Because I'm my friend's partner If they weren't partnered up, that sounds like they'd be Trying to get their hooks in Most partners you come across aren't hot However, you can find in certain

Situations or circumstances That you'd have a field day with them A field day A field day. A field day. And then the emojis that follow are usually the face that I'd be like, oh no! Like that face,

but now that I'm seeing it in this context, it's like, hoo! Hoo! Hoo! And then a brown shucker hang loose. Oh, okay. Hand.

And then a sweaty hot red face. Right. What a combination. What a combination. Hot stuff. Hot, yes. Attractive, no. I know my boundaries and I also know what good taste when I see it.

Mm, okay. So this person can say, yes, they are hot. Yeah. But they've not much more going on for me than the fact that that's a well-put-together body. Yes, right, right, right. My friend encouraged me and her straight boyfriend to hook up. Now it's just one of those things we all laugh about. Wait, so that was with another guy?

Yeah. Sounds like it. Yeah, a gay man. Hot. And her friend's straight. What if that's woken up something in the boyfriend, though? That's all right. I mean, you up something In the boyfriend though That's alright I mean you've done that

To yourself That's alright You did Better we know now Yeah Yep You dipped him In the piranha pool

And he liked the nibble What a pool He liked the nibble Yeah No I'd sleep with my friend though From Anonymous So they want to sleep

With their friend But none of their friend's Partners are ticking the box And I fool them Right So there you go I wonder if any of Aaron's Friends want to sleep with their friend, but none of their friend's partners are ticking the box enough for them. Right. So there you go. I wonder if any of Aaron's friends want to sleep with me.

Now I'm thinking about that. Probably all of them because you're so hot. Oh, my God. Good. Did I do good? There's no delay. That was real good. Honestly, brilliant.

Did you notice how Bourne still hasn't said anything? Now, if they didn't know your personality, they might. Oh, see, you've really copped that up. That's not it. It's basically what he said. No. It's basically what he said. You've really...

How have you insulted me so deeply? Because they'd probably be like, wow. Wow. She's hot, but fuck me, she's a lot. She's a lot. I would if she just... Just shut up. If she shut the yeah.