ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw something wild on the plane this weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Guys, Fletch already knows this, but Vaughan, okay. So we flew back from a place yesterday. Is it a secret where you flew back from? Well, I'm just going to keep all details anonymous as possible. Hailey was sitting next to you. You learned some things about the passenger next to you.

I know. I certainly did. So we landed back in Auckland. And I had been sleeping for most of the flight. And as we were sort of cruising towards the gate and all that kind of stuff. And I was on my phone. So I looked down like this and I could see that the passenger next to me was also on her phone. You should have said taxiing. Yeah, that's what I meant. I couldn't think of the words.

Yeah, taxiing to the gate. Taxi-taxiing! To the words. You're taxiing to the gate. Taxi, taxiing. To the gate. Yeah, to the gate. And I looked down at my phone to sort of, you know, what have I missed while in the ur? And I noticed her phone, and as you do, you have a side glance.

Your eyes are drawn. Oh my God, I always look at what people are looking at. What app are they on, or what are they doing, or who are they messaging? Or, you know, I just am curious about people's lives. Boy oh boy. Okay, one one she had the grandma font size. Oh yeah. The biggest you could. Yeah. So how was I not a you know not gonna read what she was writing. Yeah yeah. Love this. You know and I noticed she was in a

messaging app and I just saw the word pegging. I pegged you, pad. And I was like, I pegged you, pad. And I was like immediately locked in to find out more. And it was like price for 20 minute pegging session. And I was like, oh my goodness me. And then she kind of like this. Now just for our innocent listeners, this is when somebody comes around to your house

and hangs out your washing with pegs. That's right. And they get it all done in 20 minutes. In 20 minutes, yeah. And then afterwards they do do you in the bum. So then I was like, how curious? And then as she finished, she flipped that phone behind another phone and then was messaging like, landed, you know?

And then she kept like switching between these two phones. Then she opens up the saucy phone again and is talking about how much she charges for and then was messaging like, landed, you know? And then she kept like switching between these two finds. Then she opens up the saucy phone again and is talking about how much she charges for a couple session. Peggy a couple? Well, this was a different message. I don't know if Peggy was involved in this session.

How many messages were there? So then she goes back out into the message bit and there's dozens of just numbers. One person had lost their sunglasses and was asking if she'd found them. Yet this price for a couple session, which by the way, Vaughan, $550 an hour. $550 an hour? That's twice the price of couples therapy. Maybe this is it.

Maybe this is what people need. It was so juicy. I was just reading all of that. I was actually loving it. I wonder if she could afford the premium seating area. She was on the plane. She was top front of the plane. What kind of, if we could give the briefest of description, what sort of age range are we talking of this?

Mid to late 40s. Okay, cool. And definitely like an eclectic sort of eccentric person. She had that energy. Yeah, okay. Some piercings. Definitely like an eclectic, sort of eccentric person. Yeah, okay. Some piercings. I was waiting for Hailey in the arrival, she said, look for this lady when she comes out. And I was like, okay.

And I was like, yeah, I saw her. And Hailey's like, let me tell you. Did we get a price on the pegging? No, because I said price for pegging 20 minutes, but then her head turned. 20 minutes of pegging, That's barely scratching the surface. This is what I meant, I was like, shit, so they're arriving warmed up? Yeah, pay for the hour and I'm gonna treat yourself. Or that's an experienced PEG-E.

I just, you know what, it was big bold font, she wasn't even tilting her phone away from me. And I was like, we're just out here living, aren't we? How good. How good. How good for all those people there. Everybody involved. And I tell you what I hope that- You've got 550 bucks an hour for you and your partner to get pegged, like...

Money well spent. I hope that the person who did text her is saying, Hey, I think I left my glasses in the room. Have you had a look? I hope he finds them. He's not getting those back. Oh, so you think she was in... This other city, Manawma, set it on business? Maybe?

Okay. I mean, if you're charging $550 an hour and you had a couple of potions. Doesn't it shit you when you leave your sunglasses behind though? I know, after a wonderful sesh. I thought I was gonna say, doesn't it shit you when you go to a nine to five job

and you don't even earn that hour a year. Oh my God, I know, I have people listening and being like, sorry how much? Sorry what? Ideas are sparking. Well done. Ideas are sparking. I know Haley did say to me in the live, she's like, God maybe, you know, I could do

this after radio. Be some kind of niche. Yeah. If radio doesn't work out, I wouldn't be mad at $550 an hour. Like I'll take it. You're acting like you get paid that now. That's what I mean. I'm like, what am I doing here this early in the morning?