ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th November 2023

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared has discovered the Middy may (or may not?) be wearing Maternity clothes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I'm adding to cart, I'm adding to cart. What we're doing here is we're talking to producer Jared who has admitted to us that his midi has been buying maternity pants. He's just sent us the link. Ahead of recording

this, I'm adding to cart. Oh no, no, no, no. My medium large is sold out. Oh, they look comfortable. But there's only petite. They're like a loose linen pant that you'd wear to a vineyard. Or an island. I didn't really know how to describe them, but

that's pretty accurate. Jesus Christ! They're $123. Yeah. These also aren't maternity pants. These are just Thailand fisherman pants. That's what I was just about to say. They don't look like maternity pants at all. No, they're just loungewear, my love.

Oh, sweaty. Oh, no, she said because she bought them from her colleague who was having twins, so they had a big belly and, yeah. Oh, the Lullaby Club they do a maternity range but these pants she has, they ain't maternity She's just wearing a nice normal So you're trying to say that your lovely middy who I'll say is a petite lass

you assumed she was wearing maternity pants I hope you didn't say this to her I said, oh I found those green pants you were missing, and she said, oh the maternity pants, and I said, what? Sometimes that's a test. test oh I think I think what they're called looking on this website

they're called mama friendly so because they've got a drawstring and they can extend you get a bigger size but you can also just buy them

if you're not if you're not maternity right it does sound like a test there yeah she was asking you what she was doing is

oh fuck you've failed another test I know we're working this out as we speak she's so slim she probably just isn't used to wearing a loose

fitting pant you know she's used to wearing a loose-fitting pant. She's used to a skin-tight, skinny jean. Yeah. She's got a flowy pant. Every track pant feels like maternity pants to her. Do you think she... Oh, my God. Okay, here's one of two things.

Jared, she has said to you, I'm wearing maternity pants so that you say, Oh, my God, that's crazy. You're insane. Okay, there's the third alternative. You're insane. You're so small. Why on earth would you do that

passed but you failed I didn't do that two she's hapu she's up the duff she's prego she's bun in the oven

but she hasn't told you she hasn't told you three she wants to be and she she is starting to curate a small selection of clothes

and preparations for an expanding belly welcome papa bear I will go hey papa bear I will just say to curate a small selection of clothes and preparations for an expanding belly. Welcome, Papa Bear. I will just say, if you're listening, the midi, check the bank balance. Yeah, that's financially responsible. What have you got going on there?

Now, I need to buy these pants, regardless of whether or not they're maternity. But they've only got them in little skinny sizes. They've got them in little midi sizes. There's a green pair as well. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Shop women's loungewear.

Well, you can shop on your own time. No, I'm going to shop on your fucking time for these pants that could encompass either a growing belly or a growing belly from a different means.