ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th October 2024

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has a question regarding housesitting...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've got a question, Vaughan. If you were house-sitting friends' house, would you use their Sistema takeaway, would you use a container to take away your lunch?

Yes. Because Big Hearted James has messaged me saying, now don't freak out, but I've got one of your lunch containers. Oh, okay. Now I do wonder though, because has he put a bolognese in there? Because you know I don't like staining my containers. Yeah, he's called a stainer. Yeah, a mince or, you know the mince is really bad at staining,

a bolognese or a tomato sauce. Yeah. You will never., you know, the mince is really bad at staining. A bolognese or a tomato sauce. Yeah. You will never. Have you asked him what he put in it? I've just messaged him. So what did you put in it? I said, oh, really? Have you left a bolognese stain?

Question mark. Waiting. I would never. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Lovely, boring chicken and broccoli. Oh, that's beige. That's not staining. That's okay.

That's not staining. Because I was just like, I wouldn't take someone else's container off the premises. That's all I was going to say. Right. It must stay there. Or stain there. I would.

If he's house sitting and he needs a container. I mean, there's certain things you would never take out of someone's house if you're house sitting, like their vacuum cleaner or their bed. I thought you were going to ask if I had somebody's house,. I mean, there's certain things you would never take out of someone's house if you're a house sitter, like their vacuum cleaner or their bed. I thought you were going to ask if I house sat at somebody's house, would I masturbate? I just assume that goes without saying. The answer is a resounding yes. Yeah, I think that goes without saying. I mean, you don't want to know about it.

Yeah. Would you take a hookup back to somebody's house? You were only house sitting for a weekend. Yeah, maybe. Really? Yeah. For a weekend, I don't think I would. A week or longer?

Maybe. Also depends whose house it is. Like, if it was just some random flat, then sure. But what if it was like, I don't know, like your family's home or something? That would be weird, right? If it was your auntie and uncle's house. Yeah, that would be, you wouldn't do that then. No.

What if you were house-sitting for a month? Yes. Yes. That's a long time-sitting for a month? Yes. Yes. That's a long time. That's a long time. That's a long time. Yeah. If you were just looking after the place,

like just popping in to just feed the cats and stuff. But not staying. That's a no. You wouldn't go to town then in the house at all. But would you ever wank? No, absolutely not. You would need to check out after the cat or the dog

you live alone anyway take 10 minutes absolutely not you never know where there's a camera no that's true unless they do it right in front of the camera well there's something else that needs to be discussed container not stained

I'm all for using a container if you need to