ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th October 2026

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... one wrong turn nearly ruined an entire day...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well, you would have heard on the big pod that I was in Sydney last week. Love Sydney. Meeting a spicy girl. Yeah, meeting a spicy girl. I, what I'm realising is, you know how you guys will say to me often? Like, what do you have to make friends of everyone?

Yeah, we do. And, like, I can't just get in the car and just be driven somewhere and say, thank you, have a good day. Can't just be served and, you know, I've got to make friends of everyone. And I did this with my Uber driver. He was so nice and was driving me to my hotel. And this was like, I landed 5pm on a Friday, on a weekday, whatever day it was, Thursday. Too good to get the trainer, eh?

Like, literally the easiest way. No, I was over there with Uber. They gave me free Uber credits. Oh, okay, that's nice. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on now. Would have been a real power move to take the train. Yeah.

They were over there with Uber. Really? They were laughing at me because I kept. kept catching lime bikes. I was using lime bikes around the waterfront and stuff. I was like, well, technically, I do it through the Uber ad. So, you know, we're still kind of using the credits. Anyway, so I'm in this Uber with the driver,

and we're having such a good yard. I'm having a really nice chat about the beautiful weather. It was 28 degrees and all this kind of stuff. Chatting away about how cold New Zealand's burn and da-da-da-da. And I'm making him laugh. Tell him what I do for a living. Oh, he's fascinated by me. I'm over here.

He just wants five stars, right? He just wants five stars, Haley. This is what they do. Well, he's not fucking getting it because. I'm charming him so much. I've got him laughing. He's in the palm of my hand. 5pm on a weeknight in Sydney, CBD.

I charm him to the point that he's no longer looking at this maps. He takes one wrong turn. It adds 12 minutes to my ride. Because we're in the inner city gridlock thing. He was like, oh, I just missed your turn. I was like, that's all right. And then I see it go, bing, plus 12 minutes. I was two minutes away from the hotel door.

And I was like, oh no, I did that. I couldn't be mad at him. I couldn't be like... You distracted him. No, but this is what they do. You're making out it's you and your charm. It's what they do, Haley. No, hey, we all were vibing.

We were vibrant. Pre-agreed price, though. He's not going to charge you anymore, right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how does that work? I actually don't know. I thought it was kind of made up of a column A, column B. I mean, I don't Uber regularly, but I always just thought the price that they indicated to me

what it was going to be is what you end up getting charged. No, I don't think it's guaranteed. it's sort of like, about this? Yeah. About this? But it's always like $26 and 13 cents. Well, he tried to, he basically was like, distracted by my charm, I think. I'm beauty.

Oh, that's, of course. I didn't mention beauty. Yeah. I think he was like glancing at a red vision mirror. I was like, holy shit. I can't believe I'm even getting to talk to this woman. I can't believe she's even this close to me. She's so attractive.

She's so incredibly attractive. Whoops, wrong turn. Add 12 minutes. He's delighted because now he gets 12 more minutes of my bloody wiring on. But I'm now close. walking it's 12 minutes longer and I'm over it. So then I just suddenly go quiet. And the problem in Sydney, when you're stuck in traffic,

you could literally get out and walk two blocks and you're there. It was totally like, it was just around the corner, but I had to go like forward, right, right, right, right. And I was like, oh my God, I should have. But I didn't. But anyway, I think, I think it's your own fault. Yeah, I think I'm learning from this. Yeah, you're so beautiful and funny that it's...

I've got to stop distracting the world with this. Let him look at me, but like, don't talk. Because once he finds out I'm double-barre, he'll be like, oh my gosh.