ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -9th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a PSA for all work bathrooms!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I have long been an advocate for calling out the piss poor behavior of women, you know? And I'm going to do it here again one more time. Right. This is women hating on women. And I've mentioned this before. We do not maintain a good public bathroom.

We are. Oh, yeah. You guys are bad. Where are animals, people expect it from men, but women. Jesus Christ, the kind of stuff that you will find in a shared woman's bathroom, it'll blow your mind. Really? It's just feral in there. Okay.

And I went to have a pee-pee before during the show. You may remember. This is in our work toilets. Literally 15 minutes ago. A little pee-wee in a wee-wee. I had a pee-pee-wee-wee. And I went into cubicle number three. That's my favourite.

Is that the, because we've got, my favourite is the one straight when you walk in the door. It's a disabled one. No. And is that bad? Accessible. Accessible, sorry. Yes, that's bad because you have, you're very able body. No, I always use that one.

It's so much roomia. It's got its own hand basin. Yeah, you can wash your hands in there and get out of there. I have asked a wheelchair user once before, do they hate the fact that everyone uses their bathroom as a shit, as the shit toilet, where we'd take our poops? And they said, yes, it's very annoying. They constantly have to be surrounded by poops.

You need to sit down for both businesses? I hadn't thought about that. Yes. So mine's the one next to that. And I go in there And I sit down on the loo And then I look to my right And on top of the toilet paper holder

Yeah Is a used plaster You thought I was going to say tampon I thought you were about to say tampon And I was like no As a used plaster Like all shriveled up They've taken it off

I see dried blood From whatever wound It looked as if it had been Wrapped around a finger And they've just placed it on top Of the fucking toilet roll Wasn't there a sanitary bin or like, or just put it in the toilet? Yes, flush it.

I don't care. I reckon a couple of rounds of bog paper would weigh down a tissue enough to get it into the system. I love when you do that, eh? But you are flushing plastic. I don't get a shit. Don't put it next to me while I'm peeing. They've got a sieve though at the waste treatment plant. The sit gets full of plasters.

Yeah, but it's still bad. Samis wipes. But it's still better than, it's still better than, you know, leaving it for your work. Do you think they put it there and they're like, oh, pick that up when I'm finished? And then forget about it. And then forget about it. I often do that. No, you just hold it in your hand if you took it off while you were taking a poopies.

Oh, that's gross. That's so grame. Women, get it together. We can't be just leaving all this crap and like pooping up the bloody walls. We just can't be doing it anymore. Get it together. We are ladies. And it's time we start behaving like them.