ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th September 2026

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's handbag strikes again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now, guys, really close call last night in bed. Okay. I'm in bed next to my man. No, no, not that close. Shit, it is close. They're right next to each other.

The perinium is just, it's an inch wide. Oh, you're an inch wide perinium. I don't actually know how wide my... What is the average distance? I don't actually know. Hit a Google on that. Once the... I could get a couple of fingers down there and sort of have a pitch.

Average. No, Hayley. No. No. Some thickness. Oh, no, don't. No, it's too much. It's too much.

Too much, Haley. No, no, not that close call. So, um, yesterday we're going to bed and... The average distance between the vaginal opening and the anus known as the perennium or the gooch. I just... I always thought the gooch... was men more, balls to anus. Oh, I've never thought the gooch to be...

I didn't know I had a gooch. Very much. I thought the gooch was everybody's. It was about 1.5 inches. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I said one inch. No, females have a perennium. Yeah. Which is the anatomical term for the area often called the gooch or taint.

Because I would have called your perinium a gooch or taint. I would have called the asshole would have been the taint to me. Well, it's either way itself is the taint. No. No. The taint's a perinium. Is it called the taint? Poo. Pooh.

Tainted. Pooh, poo. I kind of like it. Pooh, poo. Anyway, enough of this. So, that wasn't the close call. So, Mike was like, he's got a bit of a toothache.

And I was like, oh, God, no, like, you know, you've got to get on that. And I was like, oh, I've got some painkillers. We're at my house, got some painkillers. And I was lying in bed and I was like, I've got Bongela. Because, you know, when I was really run down in the middle of the year, I had mouth ulcers.

Yeah. Like bonjella, like a baby. Like a teething baby. Like a little baby. I've got Bongella that might just sort of temporarily help And he was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've got this bag. You'll see it every morning.

Your little makeup bag. Your little red bag. Girls, I'm always have little bags in our bags, bags and bags. And so I'm rummaging through the bag, and I was like, it's in here. I've seen it. We're in the dark, by the way. Okay, oh, God. I like this.

Here we go. I'm rummaging through, and I feel the Bonjella, and I pull it down, and I pass it to him. And he was like, thank you. And then I was like, ooh. Could assume he was manners. I said, Stop!

Vaginal cream. What does this, what does this cream do in the vaginal? That's the thrush meat. Oh God, okay. This is in the kit. It's just in the kit, I think, from when I've been traveling. Also, isn't that like three times the size of a Bonjella chew? No, it's exactly the same size.

Is it? Oh, okay. Because I, then next to what I found my bonjella. Oh, right, okay. Poor boyfriend nearly robbed Clomazole 2. percent vaginal cream on his teeth. Oh, that wouldn't have been good for the gums? It's a steroid, isn't it?

Well, if he had oral thrush, maybe it would... It'd be fine, yeah. Help it balance out, but it wouldn't do anything for the pain that he was feeling. Oh my God, it was so close. It was like this moment where I was like, this tube has slightly more rigidity than the Bond jelly. And I just in the dark felt it was like, hang on a lot of her stop. So funny if he'd just spread it on and then be like, it's not doing anything.

It doesn't have that nice sort of soft minty... minty taste to it. It's not really numbing it. It's sort of, anyway, that would have been fun, wouldn't it?