ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - Jason Momoa Montage!

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

We've collated some of Hayley's best "Momoa Moments" from this year, and created a neat little "Momoa Montage" for your listening pleasure!Featuring some top tier thirst from Hayley, and all the moments surrounding her face-to-face interview with her hunky hall-pass; the one and only...Jason Momoa!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. I had a dream that we met. Over the weekend I had a dream. I forgot to text you guys. And we met in a work context.

Like we were all there. And I was really excited. I got all glammed up. And I looked so hot. Yeah. And then I thought I was going to be all giddy and stuff, but then we connected

on a really like cool level because I forget that I'm also very cool and I'm part Hawaiian. 1%. 1%, yeah. And we hung out. We're having lots of laughs

and stuff. And then like, we were like hanging around all of us together, like just chatting and stuff. And I like, leant my head on his shoulder and he was like down with it.

It was okay. You'd just melt. You'd just be a blubbering mess. So we can't. We just can't. He can never know how cool I am

and that's a shame because we were actually allowed to make love because he wanted to make love with me. I'm allowed to. Oh my God. Okay, great.

Has he been riding a motorcycle? Helmet free. What are the police doing about it? That's wild. Well, would you ticket him? Straight to my bed prison. Dude, that's you. Here's my, like, dream.

He meets someone, because I'm connected to the New Zealand film world. He meets someone and they invite him to a cool casual house party. Yeah. Out west. Yeah. And then I get invited to the same party, maybe via Aaron who's worked in film sets before. I turn up.

He's there. I say, Aaron, get lost. Okay. And then somehow I make my way into the conversation. No, I don't. I just start having a cool conversation near him. And he hears it and he's like, oh, my God. This chick is so cool.

And he'll be like, I'm sorry. Did you tell me that you play the piano and you like rock music? And I'll be like, yeah. Sorry, dude. Have we met? My name's Hayley. I'm Jason. And then he's like, oh, my God.

I feel a spirit with you. I'm like, dude, I'm Maori. I love the Maori culture. And he'd be like, well, it's funny you say that because I'm actually 1% Hawaiian as well. Oh my god. Come with me. And he takes me into a room we might love. That's just like, that's like how at this house party, someone else's house.

You're not 18. You're not allowed to make love at somebody else's house party anymore. He's got to go because it's just, I'm just on edge all the time. We can't meet. I just wouldn't be cool. I wouldn't hold it together. For those that don't know,

you've actually got a passcard. I said to Aaron in all earnestness, like, look, you know, we joke about celebrity passcards and stuff.

I said, but if in ever my life, Jason Momoa wanted to make love to me. Yeah. Wanted to make love with me, to to make love with me yeah me on me yeah around on you around in close proximity near me okay i would want to do that and he said and i would allow it wow you have to trust me that when the time comes and it will

he's getting closer and closer to you i I'm going to play it so cool. I want to see him do it. I want to hear him do it. I want to hear him do a southern accent. You just want to hear him do anything. I just want to hear him say my name. Right. Okay.

Because I know that he's in the country, and he might be for some time, and that a fun idea would be to do some kind of radio prank in which he would arrive and I wouldn't know. Yeah. You know that sometimes I put in less effort than others. Today, I look cute. Yeah.

I've got a cute little mini skirt on. Yeah. A little pink shirt. I'm out. Yeah. It would have been a good day for him to do that. But don't do that when you're in trackies. Please, you can't do that.

You have to let me know. Okay. So, but, okay. I agree. Do you know what I mean? So, but, these guys will get crabby if I tell you ahead of time. So maybe... Boy, be a friend.

So now, why is he buying towels? Someone get the man some towels. He's wet. He's in a spa so much. He's wet. He's in a spa so much. He's going through towels. I've got towels.

I have my towels. Because I did my show last night, we're on an empty stomach and not feeling 100%. At the end, usually I go out and mingle with the crowd, but I didn't. I tried to slip away. And I sort of went out the back and I was coming down the stairs and Eli Mathewson's audience was coming in and I was like, shit, shit, shit, go, go, go.

And then this beautiful woman was sort of like following me down the stairs. And I turned and she was like, I'm stalking you. And I was like, okay. She was like, no, I'm sorry. She said, I'm a really big fan and I love me down the stairs. And I turned and she was like, I'm stalking you. And I was like, oh, okay. She was like, no, I'm sorry. She said, I'm a really big fan and I love listening to the podcast. Big fan of ZDM and just saw my show and loved it. And you were trying to run away from her. I know.

It looked like I was, but I wasn't. I was just sort of leaving. Before you like spewed on somebody with your tummy bug. Or otherwise, yeah. And then so she was so sweet and just told me how much of a big fan she was. And I mean, I could talk about it. Do you know how long do I want to go into how much she was praising me?

Just skip over that. It was a lot. Skip over that. I'm a sellout comedian. Well, and a big crowd too. And a big crowd. Big crowd. Big crowd.

And then she wanted me to sign something and she has a t-shirt and everyone she sees in the comedy fest, she wants them to sign it. Oh, that's nice. And the only other person on it so far was Joe Lycett

who's a British comedian who I love and I was like, I'm in good company. Yeah. And then, God bless her, there was no way

we're standing in the stairwell and she just sort of put it on her chest so in a way I did a classic sign the chest. Oh, okay. So now I feel super famous.

Yeah. Lovely girl and then as I went she said, oh, I've just got to tell you something and she was like, I just got to tell you something. And she was like, I'm working on the set of that film that Jason Momoa is in.

And I was like. And now you're really interested, eh? So now I'm not leaving. No, you're not leaving. No, I'll show you a wine. What are we doing? Come tomorrow, I'll cook you a dinner. I'll cook you a bloody three-course meal. Because for those that don't know, I've found a clip here.

You actually have special permission. Yes, I do. When it comes to Jason Momoa. For those that don't know, you've actually got a passcard. I said to Aaron, in all earnestness, like if in ever my life, Jason Momoa wanted to make love to me, I would want to do that. And he said, and I

would allow it. Yeah, he's my literal passcard, not my metaphorical, my literal passcard. And so obviously I've been trying to get in touch with the guy but it's quite hard. Anyway, when she said this, I was like, what? And she was like, yeah, and I keep thinking about you every time I see him

and, you know, how much you talk about him on the radio. And then I was like, oh, my God, maybe she's shown him, like, clips of me on Instagram. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to die. And then she was like, no. She was like, I keep thinking about him because I keep looking at him and I'm thinking, like, no, he doesn't really do it for me. I was like, no. She was like, I keep thinking about him because I keep looking and I'm thinking like, nah, he doesn't really do it for me.

I was like, what? But she hasn't organised a meeting or anything? No. She said, because she did say, she was like, I was actually thinking about trying to organise something for you but he's really hard to like get to on set, whatnot. So, yeah. So that dream's crushed. That dream is crushed.

Alright, time for the big announcement. The big announcement. This is what we've been waiting for all morning. Do you know the big announcement, Hayley? I think so. Start. Add to card is back. No, we announced that on Monday or Tuesday.

The big announcement. This weekend, at a secret location, you will interview Jason Momoa. Oh. For the movie, ahead of the movie, Fast X. I can't. This weekend, and I can't say when. I know that you will be able to do it because it is well before your comedy show.

At a secret location in Auckland, you will interview your pass card, Jason Momoa. I'm panicking. And it is not a joke. Carwin will back me up here. Carwin, you've been organising this all week. I sure have. It's all real. Guys, this is going to be such a disaster.

We've got five minutes with your wall pass. Vaughn and I don't need to be there because Hayley's got this. It's you and Jason Momoa in a room. Oh, no. Oh, my God. No. What? Where?

Why? When? We can't disclose that. What? We can't disclose the location all the time, but it will be this weekend and it will be just you and him. Oh, no. Oh, no. you and him. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Is this what I – oh, no. Oh, God. I'm going to embarrass myself so much. Oh, no. I'm too intense. I'm too intense. I'm too much. Do you think?

Oh, no. I'm too much. I need to calm down. I need to be cool. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't – oh, no, I'm too much. I need to calm down. I need to be cool. Oh, my God. I don't... Oh, no. Now, you're going to do this, right?

We've organised this. I just feel like I won't be able to get it together. I feel like it's going to be such a disaster. I feel like I'm going to be... I'm just going to... I'm going to blow it. Oh, I feel dizzy. Hang on. Let me just refresh.

Oh, my God. Okay. I've got to text my hairdresser. Oh, my God. And what are you going to wear? I don't know. Like, nothing. Okay, you've got to wear clothes

I think that's just an unspoken rule of doing an interview with a celebrity What is the expectation? What does he think I'm doing? Interviewing him about the movie and his time in New Zealand Okay Could you embrace my Hawaiian side?

Because I'm 1% Hawaiian. You're 1% Hawaiian, yeah, yeah. Well, he does. Yeah, okay. I mean, maybe don't rock up in a coke-up bra, but, you know. Far out. I have not eaten enough food in the last couple of days for this. Oh, my God.

No. Oh, my God. What am I going to do? I've got to get my teeth widened. I've got to get my hair done. Is Shari listening? Shari. OMG.

Okay, OMG. Friday, I need you to do my hair. And then I'll text the tanning place. I look so rough at the moment. It's okay. He likes a nice, beautiful woman. Okay, it's a simple interview. It's a simple interview.

You don't want to know anything about the film, do you? You've got to ask him about the film. It's why you're there. Okay. The film and his time in New Zealand. Hey, Jase. It's off already. Jason Momoa, what a pleasure to sit down with you today.

So I'm Hawaiian as well. Oh, really? Yeah. Where are you from? The big island? The big one. The big island. Okay, yeah, me too.

Yeah, I'm also Maori, and I know you like that. So I've brought in my family to sing a song. Okay, you're going to have to work on the questions, I think. Wow. Jason, tell me more about yourself. Okay, here's one, here's one. Okay, Jason, who. Here's one. Okay, Jason. Who is your pass card?

Great, yeah. Okay. Who's yours? You're mine. Yeah, that again, it's coming off quite. And then I'll bring Aaron out and he'll be like, she's all yours. Make permission. Okay, you've got to get yourself together.

You've got three days, two days to get it together. Are we going to do a spin class after radio today? Do you need a... I just want to tighten up a bit. We can do a spin class if that helps. I need to go to bend on as well. I need a bra. You don't know where this might go.

You've got a big to-do list today. Oh, my God. You're interviewing Jason Momoa this weekend. Oh, my god. Play ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Play ZM. Hayley, if you just joined us, has received the news that she will finally meet the

man of her dreams, Jason Momoa. I thought it was really intense that you were playing a flashback of something I'd said on air when I was just telling a story. And I was like, what is he up to? We really stitched you up. You had no idea. Okay.

I know you've got a story to tell, but we need to talk clothing. Like, we need to talk clothing. I've got a new Zambezi suit, but the mini skirt is too short. I can't sit in that. Okay. Well, Karwin, any help there? Any ideas? So I'm thinking that Zambezi jacket, but what about the black leather skirt that you wore

in your Instagram? Yes. With it. Leather. Leather. Leather on leather. Yeah. Yes.

Okay. We're going to do leather. You've text your hairdresser. Text the hairdresser. I text my tooth whitening guy. Your teeth are fine. No, they're not white enough. He's from Hollywood.

Wow. Okay. He's from Hollywood. I'm thinking a light tan just to get me back to my summer tan. You don't want to look orange. I don't. And I don't want to make it feel like I'm pressing my Hawaiian side. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not all about the looks though. You feel like I'm pressing my Hawaiian side. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not all about the looks, though, you know. I've got a great personality. But that's not going to come out. That's not going to come out. Not in five minutes. How long does Hayley have with him? Five minutes.

Five minutes. Wow. Oh, no. I'm going to be like a child. Okay. Well, I'm going be like a child okay well I'll put my I'm gonna put my best foot forward I can't believe this

I've got great boobs at the moment that's all I'll say that's all I'll say well Monday that is gonna happen sometime over the weekend we can't say where or when but Monday the interview with Jason Momoa. I'm so excited. Just a witness is happening.

Derek, can you give me a hug? I don't think they touch the interviewers. I'm going to bring my COVID vaccines in. They just got my other one. Okay, right. Well, you mentioned that you're going to bring my COVID vaccines in. Because I just got my other one. Okay, right. Well, you mentioned that you're going to come to the gym now. Yes. For the first time in a month.

I haven't been for a month. We're going to go today. I haven't been for a month. And now you put an interview in. Well, we've been trying all this time. It's finally happened. Is this why you've been going, come with me? Come to the spin club.

The offer is here. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Hayley, over the weekend, the leather jacket's coming on. I just realised I have my leather jacket here, so I'm going to just pop that on. Well, over the weekend, you are interviewing a Hollywood heartthrob, the star of the new movie Fast X.

He's in New Zealand at the moment filming Vin Diesel. It's not. I'm literally choking with nerves. I could handle an interview with Vin Diesel. I could handle an interview with Jason Statham. I could handle an interview with Michelle Rodriguez. Yeah. I don't know how I'm going to go interviewing Jason Momoa tomorrow.

I mean, we all saw you break down yesterday at the news. I've got a dry mouth. Are you going to have a bottle of water with you, just in case? Are you going to take your water bottle? Well, I thought about, we had some intel that Jason Momoa is a Guinness drinker, and I love a Guinness. You love a Guinness, yeah. So I thought I could take in a couple of cans of Guinness.

I don't know if they'll let you do that. It's kind of product placement. But I'm a rule breaker, and that's also what he'll like about me. That's right. You know what I mean? We thought we would mock up the interview set. Yes. We've got the Fast X logo there behind its hand drawn.

Yes. We don't have a poster. Well, it's very well done, actually, though. Very well done. Yeah. And in place of Jason Momoa is producer Jared. Aloha. That was good. That washa. That was good.

And just a reminder, producer Jared, in your own person as Jared, how tall are you again? Half the size. Because I didn't know, but he's nearly two metres tall. He's 1.93 metres tall. Wow. Wow, I didn't even have to Google that, I know it.

Yeah. So we're not going to worry about producer Jared answering the questions. We just want to hear the questions. It's just so you have someone to look at. Yeah, totally. But feel free to like prof because Jared's an actor as well. So, you know, he knows. I mean, he didn't go to drama school, but just follow my lead.

I think you did the Kristen play, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Quite a few. What was the play your year? The main one was Jesus Christ Superstar. Oh, who did you play? I was Peter, the denier.

Oh, that's a good role. Is it? That's a good role. Okay, well, you're enacting royalty here. I think I need to practice the walk-in as well. I think you walk in. So Jason's there. He'll be sitting there with all the movie people,

and they'll be like, okay, Hayley, and I'll play the role of the people running the interview. What's that look for, Jared? I'm just hoisting the girls up. You just adjusted. Okay, wow. I will play the role of the people running. I'm strict on time.

You'll have five minutes. Okay, Hayley, if you'll come in now, Jason's ready for you. I don't want to. I'm scared. The clock is ticking. Okay. Show to Jason.

Aloha. Aloha. My name's Hayley Sproul. I'm from ZDM. How are you? Yeah, good. Show to Jason. Aloha. Aloha. My name's Hayley Sproul. I'm from ZDM. How are you? Yeah, good. Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you, too.

You look great, by the way. Oh, you look great. You look so great. What is it about me that you think looks great? Oh, wow. It's just got to be the face, you know? It's a moneymaker. Okay, we're short on time.

Can I call you Jace? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, my God. He's got an accent and everything. Okay, J're short on time. Can I call you Jase? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, my God. He's got an accent and everything. Okay, Jase, let's talk about the movie. Fast X is out. Speaking of Xs, Lisa, is she out of the scene completely? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm sorry for your divorce, but I know you still remain close. But that's good to know. And in terms of the scene, has anyone popped back in to that scene? Not at the moment, no. Wow. Oh, my God, that's crazy. Sorry, I have to take this stupid ring off.

Okay, so in your movie, I hear that you wanted to match your nail polish to the color that was your car. Speaking of nail polish, feel free to grab my hand. Do you like mine? Oh, wow. And no ring. Amazing. Wow. No ring. Subtle. See you like mine? Oh, wow. And no ring. Amazing.

Wow. No ring. Subtle. See that one there? It's very sparkly. Wow. Yeah, thank you. It's like glittery. It sort of looks like the shoes from Wizard of Oz.

Now, you've got quite a famous scar on your face, on your eyebrow. Yeah. And I've got quite a famous scar. I'm quite a big deal in New Zealand. I don't want to freak you out. I've got quite a famous scar on I'm quite a big deal in New Zealand. I don't want to freak you out. I've got quite a famous scar on my cheek, as you can see. I just wanted to know who had the most brutal story. So you start.

Well, I got hit in the face with a pint glass, 140 stitches. Oh, God, he's doing so well, Jess. He's doing really well, yeah. How many stitches? 140. Wow, okay. Okay, when I was a toddler, my brother was playing golf and I stood behind him and he accidentally sort of hit me a little bit in the face of the golf club.

Oh yeah. But I was smaller. Yeah. Yep. Can I just ask, could you keep the questions about the movie and his time in New Zealand, please? Yeah, absolutely. Oh no. Okay, so... You just brushed over a lot of questions there. I just have some images I want to show you. This is my partner, Aaron. Oh, wow, he's a stallion. Yeah, he's known as New Zealand's Jason Momoa. In fact, when he was in China, people got lots of photos with him and they kept yelling at him, Aquaman, Aquaman. I can see that.

He's 6'6", so slightly taller than you. Do you reckon he could take him out? Yep. It'd be a hard fight, but yeah. Okay, that's good. I've also decided to show him a photo of Aaron in chaps holding a weed whacker. Right, okay. I don't know if you showing him a photo of your partner is a good idea.

Now, I know I recently learnt, I don't know if you can tell, but I'm 1% Hawaiian. Oh, aloha. Aloha. I just wondered if maybe we should do like an ancestry thing first or like, you know, like just to make sure. We're not related.

We're not related. Or if we are related, like probably wouldn't be that bad. How am I going for time? I just wanted to show you you've hit you no sorry i just have a couple more just a couple more things you've got one minute i just wanted to show you i've got a video um sorry i'm just scrolling through that's me doing pull-ups but you don't need to look at that um yeah i know i mean I mean, I'm quite light, so it's easier. This is me, because you're a gym bra, this is me hip thrusting 100 kgs. Oh, wow.

So I'm just doing eight reps. That's two. You can see on my back's not throwing. Three, four. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five on the plates. Four, five. So that's my hip. Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.

So I've hit eight reps there. You can't show him a video of you doing hip thrusts. But it's 100 kgs. It's my PB. Would you like to see the results of the hip thrusts? Okay. Okay, one last thing. One last thing.

Last question, please. Look, I know that you are in the movie. I'll go back to the movie and I do apologise. Yeah, one last thing. One last thing. Last question, please. Look, I know that you, in the movie, I'll go back to the movie and I do apologise. Yeah, fast ex. Person. In the movie, you do a lot of impressive stunts. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever seen anything as impressive

as my marching team at the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo doing a backwards crossover? So here we are. We've just formed here. That's me at the front. See, we're going backwards. We can't see each other, Jason. We're miles apart. And here we go.

Look at that interlocking. Backwards we can't see a thing. Oh, wow. And this is a sport? Yes. Good. Yeah, it is. And that's all the time we've got. Thank you. Can I just get a quick photo? No photos. Sorry, I just want to grab a quick little selfie. No photos.

Okay, thank you so much, Jason. A pleasure to meet you. A pleasure to meet you. Oh, sorry, I've just dropped my room card on the floor. No, no photos. Okay, thank you so much, Jason. A pleasure to meet you. A pleasure to meet you. Oh, sorry, I've just dropped my room card on the floor. Oh my God, it's so weird. Do you want to pick that up? Oh, and they give you two,

so it doesn't matter. A pleasure to meet you, Jase. Lovely to meet you. Thank you. Okay, there wasn't a lot of talk about the movie there. Okay. Thank you, thank you, JP.

That was really good acting, actually, on your behalf. It was actually surprising. As a producer, as a, sorry, as Jason, producer Jared,

how did you feel? Awkward at all? Jason didn't feel awkward. Jared felt awkward. I feel the hip thrust really changed the tone of the room. Yeah. really change the tone of the room.

Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Big day on Saturday, wasn't it? Now, I have to say, so many people have been so excited for me because we posted the video of you guys basically surprising me on Thursday to tell me that I wasn't interviewing Jason, in which I had a full meltdown, somewhat of a panic attack, screamed no for a long time, and then booked a hair appointment. Thank God I did.

It was commented upon. Anyway, and so many people have just been messaging saying, like, good luck, you've got this, you've got this, to the point where I did. I felt a bit of pressure for the people. They wanted so badly for me to achieve. So on Saturday when we met up, knowing that I was about to interview Jason,

I was so nervous. Not sort of me being like, hee hee hee, entertaining nervous. Authentically sitting in the corner drinking a glass of Prosecco, not talking to anyone nervous. Now at that stage, you'd already had two shots of tequila.

Two shots of tequila and I had a Prosecco at the holding area, I guess, because this is my first ever in-person press junket. I've never done one before. There are weird there are, yeah, for people who see them on television but don't

know the behind the scenes of them, it's weird. And we haven't done them for a while because of COVID like it's all been over Zoom lately. Yeah. Which is great because it doesn't involve flying to Sydney for five minutes. But you basically go in a room with all the other media and you're called in one by one. You pretty much get five minutes, super tight turnaround. They video it, they do the audio, and then they're like,

we'll send it to you. So you marched in, you've got little to no time to build a rapport. So in a day, they could have done 100 interviews. Yeah. They crank through them. They go through them. He'd already done a morning of Zoom, so the media all over the world.

And you're only promised five minutes, and they're there all day. So you just think how many five minutes you can fit in. And if you get to the point where you're being told to wrap it up, but the person you're interviewing is the one that keeps talking, you're like, this is good. This is going well. Yes. This is going well. They want to keep talking, but the person you're interviewing is the one that keeps talking. You're like, this is good. This is going well. Yes. This is going well. They want to keep

talking, but it's always quite hard. And nobody likes doing these things. No. And I have been given... The stars that you see, they're a little bit dead behind the eyes a lot of the time, because they're just tired. They don't want to be there. But it's cool when you get an up-and-comer who's excited to be there. Yes. Or

someone who's generally loves the project. Yeah. Well someone who's generally, like, loves the project. Yeah. Well, I had sort of been given a slight, because they don't tell you even what order, and I kept saying it. Vaughan, I was like, why won't they tell me? Why won't they tell me? And everyone's like, oh, I don't know.

Sometimes they change the order. Make an excuse and say, well, I've got to go earlier and all this kind of stuff. Yeah. And then a couple of people started getting plucked. It was like War of the Worlds. The big hand came down and plucked you out and you were like, ah!

And then I was just sitting in the corner absolutely stewing and brewing, kept catching Karwin's eye across the room and she was giving me reassuring sort of nods and Shannon. I was quivering and then we just heard Hayley and I was like, oh my God. Genuinely nervous. Like all of my charm, all of my professionalism,

all of my humour just felt like it went goodbye and left me as, like, a little shell of a person. So we saw you getting into the elevator to go up to wherever they were doing this. Yes. And you were excited? Yeah, I was. And there was a beautiful, lovely man called Paul who was a security guard standing outside the room that he was in

and someone was in there before me. And he said, oh, I've just been given a bit of a word that he's a bit tired. He's been, he was out with Bloody Tyke the night before. So I think he was probably a bit dusty, but also he'd been on Zoom all morning. So the general vibe was that he was feeling a bit flat. And then the person came out before me

and I was like, now's my time. And then someone else came out and they said, he just wants to have a bit flat. Yep. And then the person came out before me and I was like, now's my time. And then someone else came out and they said, he just wants to have a quick break. So I was like, man, this dude is over it. So I get myself up, the door opened and they said, Hayley. And I walked on in and did my interview. Hi. Hi.

Welcome. Pleasure, Jason. Pleasure. How are you? I'm really well. I like your boots. Thanks man. I like your hemp sneakers. Yeah thank you. Yeah I follow you on the gram. If I seem a little nervous this is actually my first press junket. Really? Yeah my first ever. Wow. Yeah and I've had two shots of tequila and a glass of Prosecco downstairs. She's ready. She's ready. I love it. Jason I saw your film yesterday. Congratulations. Thank you.

I feel like maybe some people like myself would think that Fast and Furious franchise was not for me. I'm not the target audience, maybe. But now you're in it. I feel quite targeted, to be fair. Directly, quite immediately targeted. I loved your character. The fashion, darling. The darling.

The fashion. The nails. Everything. Did you have character, the fashion darling. The darling. The fashion, the nails, everything. Did you have much? It's my girl. Oh yeah, you did the nails? Did you have much input with the clothes that you wore? Because I loved it. Yeah, it's actually, I pulled that outfit from my costume designer, who was my last movie, Trish Somerville. It was a woman's outfit, and then I took it and went like wanted to make this bigger. Yeah. And it was fabulous. But I just wanted to use, I thought it would be pastels are just so welcoming and inviting. Not scary. So if I had met the devil or something that was completely evil and it was not scary,

I could approach it. Yeah. And all of a sudden it got me and then you're like, oh shit, now I'm in trouble. And so I wanted to make something that... Softens. It just, yeah, they didn't take it too seriously. And then when they got in close to it, it was the scariest thing that, you know, it was obsessed with you. But this is what I love, is that you don't take it too seriously.

Like, I feel like with a lot of your characters, right, you're an evil bastard, Jason, in this film. You're so mean. I know. You're so mean. I know. But you've got such a great sense of humor. I'm a comedian as well, by the way. I've actually put two tickets on the door for my comedy show tonight. Jason, in this film, you're so mean! I know! You're so mean! I know! But you've got such a great sense of humour. I'm a comedian as well by the way.

I've actually put two tickets on the door for my comedy show tonight. I know you've got the premiere but I'll just give you the flyer. It's just, that's me tonight. It's sold out but I can make space for Jason. Dude, look at that! Yeah. There's just two tickets under your name, under the door at Kew Theatre. You can come.

I love it. Congratulations. Now, um, yes, stuff the premiere, it's gonna be boring. Now, um, uh, um, look, um, you, you're, let me just refer to my notes, my first junket. Now, obviously, um, I watched the film and I, I can't help but think about the backstory of the people whose, like, lives are ruined, you know, by the cars that sort of, like, pummel through their businesses. Yeah. And I sort of wondered if maybe we could, like, do, do like a spin-off film, you and I. Yeah.

Like we play like a, because I'm an actor, I went to drama school three years. We're like an Italian couple. Yeah. And our business has been destroyed by the fast, very fast and actually quite furious cars that drive through our shop. Yeah. And we're going to rebuild our shop and our marriage at the same time. I'm in. Are you in? I'm fucking in.

My darling, the shop is ruined. My darling, the shop is ruined. What are we going to do, my love? What are we going to do, my love? And I'm pregnant. We should make more. Yes, we should make more babies. But we've got no money, income. How are we going to raise the baby?

It doesn't matter. We have sex. We will eat each other. Yes. Okay, for story rights, it's self-chance. It does. You're so talented, and I'm obviously extremely talented. You're also very talented, it's too much talent. We don't even need a fucking script. We don't, it's an improv film.

I think like a pencil mustache. Yeah, like the dirtiest little... Yes, right on the lip. On me or you? On me. Okay, on you. I'll go clean, I'll go clean shaven. You go clean, yeah. Okay. Yeah, like the dirtiest little yes right on the lip on me or you Okay on you. I'll go clean. I'll go clean. Yeah, okay. It's all your hair dark black Okay, no, no, I like where it's at. Okay, you're like Fucking shoot this this camera. This is the red. Can we get a lapel mic on me, please?

My daughter link my darling my daughter. They work on it. Um one last question I can shoot this. This camera, this is a red. Can we get a lapel mic on me, please? My darling, my darling. My darling. I'm going to work on it. One last question I just want to ask you. I know you're looking for a New Zealand citizenship at the moment.

I want to live here. I haven't actually tried to get one yet, but I need to do that once I'm not working all the time. There's a real quick way around it, Justin.

Yeah? Yeah. This engagement ring does not have a wedding ring with it, so it could be quite easy. This, Jason. Yeah? Yeah. This engagement ring does not have a wedding ring with it, so it could be quite easy. This is your first time? Yeah.

Come here, give me a hug. This is the best. You're the best. You killed it. Thank you, Jason. You're welcome. But seriously, I would happily marry you. I'm going to sit on that one, okay?

And I won't sit on you I'll even take it. just be there. Wonderful. Bye. Bye. Honestly. I won't sit on you. I was going to say. The worst part of the whole thing is we have no money.

What will we eat? We will eat each other. And when you see the video, the look in his eye. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. So the video is being edited, and it will be out tonight. The look on his face, you can see him turn, right? Some of the rustling you hear, like at one point he says,

because I told him it's my first in-person press junk, and he says, you're doing great, and gives me a hug. The last bit of rustling is when I said, no, I won't sit on you. And then I said, can I have a photo? And then he slaps his knee and I sit on his knee and I like clasp onto him and then just like throw him the phone. Like he has to now take the photo. Oh my God.

Wow. Even listen to it back. I mean, you can hear at the start, I'm so nervous. I'm talking like a million miles an hour. I know, you're talking so fast. Oh my God. Breathing halfway through. Words are...

Yeah. Anyway, okay. So this happens. It does it in there, people. It does it in there. I feel dizzy again. This doesn't happen. You come out of the room, right?

They close the door and like the security guard's just there. Yeah. And whoever's going in next. And I was just like... and I like powered through them and the poor group that was next was like, oh my God, like they must be trying to think

what was it good? Was it bad? And I just get into the lift like, oh my God. And I come down and Shannon and Carl were there like, oh my God. And I think we filmed my reaction

and I was coming out to meet you guys and I just like fell to the floor with adrenaline. In front of an old man who was like, are you okay? No, I'm not. Anyway, straight after this, right, we had a little chat and just said like, what a day.

And I just left on such a high and I had to head straight to the theater because I was doing a double show on Saturday. Walk, walk, walk. And I was like, I'm the theatre because I was doing a double show on Saturday walk, walk, walk and I was like I'm too up, I am too up and I was walking past a bar and I was like I'm just going to go in and have another drink I just need to like go and have

a Prosecco, so I like turn into this bar and then my phone was like ding and then it said Jason Momoa tagged you in a story and I was like what? Jason Momoa tagged you in a story. And I was like, what? I've got the story here.

How many million followers does he have? 17.1. 17.2. This was literally, I would say, like four minutes after I left the room. All right, Hayley. I'm doing my fast ex right now. Hayley just left the room. Alright Hayley, I'm doing my fast ex right now. Hayley just left the room. Unbelievable. Her first interview ever.

I couldn't stop laughing. She has a comedy show going on. There it is. Check her out. Check her out on Instagram. Laughed my ass off. True talent. And I can't make it tonight babe because I gotta go to the premiere show. I know you left a ticket for me. And I hope to make it tonight, baby, because I got to go to the premiere show.

I know you left a ticket for me. And I hope to see you soon. I have to head up and shoot Coromandel this week, so I won't be able to make your play. But I want to see your comedy show. He called you, baby. Oh, he called me, baby. He called you, baby.

Like, I die. And then we immediately, because I saw this pop up, and we just all went into a six-way group chat. My phone was like, and the six of us were like, what? Just screaming. What? Just going, oh, my gosh. And then I get the notification that he has followed me on Instagram. And then he sends me a DM.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Well, if you missed it just moments ago, the interview with Jason Momoa. Yes. Fast 10, the movie. You got to see it on Friday, a little sneak peek. The preview, the New Zealand premiere

was Saturday night. Yes. It's out this Thursday, May 18. Yeah. And after the interview, we also shared that he had tagged me in a story. Basically, I'd given him a flyer to my comedy show, and he was like, just met this girl, and she's, what did he say?

A true talent. Is that what he said? Is that what he said? He called you baby as well. He called me baby. He called you baby. I want to say like over 200 messages from women being like, he called you baby.

I was like, yeah, he did. Anyway, so a little bit later on, I was heading to the theatre trying to absolutely calm down and I got a message from Jason on Instagram DMs and he had responded to a story I'd posted earlier that day that I just had not, obviously I didn't know it was going to go, you know, like we were going to have such good rapport that he would be such a fan of the Sproul.

And I had posted videos earlier that morning, that morning, makeup free in a pink cuddly robe saying like, hey, a couple of tickets left for my shows this evening. And he had obviously gone through my social media and watched my... You know when you follow someone in history, that person kind of jumps to the front of the story. Yeah, he does.

And it's me like literally hood up on the pink robe, sitting with my like renovated kitchen in the back, saying like, you know, snap up the final tickets. And he just messaged me saying, I need that pink robe for Fast 10 Part 2. Absolutely loved meeting you. Break a leg, love. Oh!

And then I said back, it's all yours. Love meeting you too. Thank you for embracing the chaotic energy. Was such a pleasure. X. And then he gave it a little heart. And now I would just like to clarify, that is where the DM stopped stopped and I've had a lot

of people messaging me asking if I cashed in my passcard. And you will never be told. Nah, I didn't. Of course I didn't. No. What did your fiancé of 12 years? 12 years. I can tell you what he said because I had a beer

with him at the pub last night. I rang him and I was so excited. And he was just in general, because he came to see my show that night, in general saying, what a big week, what a great day, you've done so well with everything.

That's what he said. He said, I'm so proud of her. Oh. But he wasn't like, this big man's going to steal my fiance? He didn't seem worried at all. He's not worried. He's granted permission.

He was just like, I'm so proud of her. She's had such a big week. She's done so well. And then he said he saw her show and he was like, I was just sitting there in awe of my fiance. I was like, that's so nice. Meanwhile, this dude is going to absolutely destroy her if he gets the chance.

Come on, man. Do you know what's great? On Saturday night, though, like we went out with our mutual friends, Kasia and Jake, after the show. We were at a bar and whatnot and Aaron had his hair up. And then everyone kept talking about Jason Momoa and I went to the toilet, I came back, and Aaron had taken his long curly hair down

and he was sort of like a button open on his shirt. I think he was really trying to remind me that I have my own Jason Memorial already. And plus he had his own, Cassie was telling me he had his own fangirl experience. A lady came over and she spilled

drink all down herself and she really wanted a photo with Greg Grover from Nova. So you know, he's not, he's no second tier, is he?

His options, his options are open. So I am a woman of morals. I will stay loyal to my fiance forevermore. Oh. Who did you tell me you were?

Yeah, that was my tum-tums. That was my tum-tum-tums. Hey, guys, I reckon that was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Ah, not for me. Oh, OK. Nowhere even close. No, nowhere even close. Nowhere even close.

You haven't been here long have you? No I haven't. No. Well if you were listening and you had fun why don't you give us a little review and

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