ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod...cast - 30th August 2024

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A Daffodil'emma!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to a little bit of podcast. A little bit of podcast. This is a tiny little bit of podcast. Now, is this cheeky? Is this cheeky? Okay, go. You know we've got new neighbours that are renovating at the moment and their house is like vacant most of the time and they're not there.

These are the people that, because they're not there and da da da da these are the people that because they're not there they still put the bin out I sometimes put my trash in their bin

yeah and the old neighbours that used to live there we used to be very close to them like we'd hang out all the time we became great friends

and it was very like so great so great they had to leave and they literally were like we're fucking out of here. So on Friday night, we had some guests over for some drinky poos

and some dinner that never happened. And we... You've got to eat. Well, you drank on an empty stomach. Classic Hayley. Always forgets dinner. No, we had plans to go out, but we were having too much fun. And so I was like, I ended up ordering a couple of pizzas.

Anyway, so I was getting the house ready, giving a good little zhuzh before they came over. And I had a vase that was empty. Oh, okay. Because my supermarket flowers that I bought for myself had died. Yeah, I'm fucking sick of waiting. So I'm just buying myself flowers every week. Okay.

And I thought, oh, damn it. Like, I'd love to get some something nice in there and i was like i'll just go and try and find something and at the graveyard no there's no local graveyard where i live uh i where do they put the dead people by your house yeah i know we come to you so many ghosts so i went looking around my garden but we've got zero flowers we're a green we've got no flowers anywhere limes a green, we've got no flowers anywhere. Limes, a lot of limes. A lot of limes.

I was like, maybe I could make some sort of branch or like orange sort of thing in the vase. And then I peeped over the fence and I saw a myriad of beautiful daffodils. Oh, it's bulb season. I fucking love bulbs. Oh, same. This is the last weekend of winter, Connors? Oh no, next weekend. Is it? No. This weekend, because it's the first of September. Oh, so tip, tip, tip, timber. Wow, same. This is the last weekend of winter, Converse. Oh, no, next weekend. Is it?

No. This weekend because it's the first of September. Wow, yeah. You go by the month, it's easier than working out when the equinox is. I saw a lot of daffodils at the weekend. So many, and I love them, and they smell so good. Yeah. So I saw these daffodils, and I thought,

I'll just grab a pair of scissors from the kitchen, and I'll just walk onto their property through down the back of their house and I'll cut me some flowers. Cut yourself some daffodils. You'll be stealing. No, I'll help myself, I think, is a better term than steal. And I put them in my vase. And I just, I was like, they don't have cameras on.

Also, if they caught me, it's not like I'm doing anything completely dodgy. I just. Well, you are trespassing. You're on their property without permission. Yeah, I know, know but i feel like you don't want to get a restraining order against your neighbors we're at the night you know it's the we're neighbors we're neighbors yeah so do you think that's fine and i just went and talked like a bunch i took quite a few living there right nah because i recently it was our friend's birthday and i said i'm gonna pick jana our friend i'm gonna pick up some daffodils and shadow was like oh my god let's just buy my

flowers i'm like no way it means, let's just buy her flowers. I'm like, no way. It means so much more to give someone flowers because I've taken the beauty from my house. I've sacrificed the beauty. I've given the beauty to somebody else. I have friends with beautiful gardens and when they come over to my house with flowers

that they've put a little ribbon around and they've picked themselves. That's amazing. It means so much more, right? I don't mean anything to you apart from this free gift. Yeah, well, freebie. Couldn't even spend $15 on me. I sacrificed the beauty of my house to bring it to yours.

So you went picking Janna flowers from your garden? Yes. Yeah, that's absolutely fine, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I sort of did the same, but my garden temporarily extended to the neighbours who we don't really know's garden. Right.

And I walked into the property because no one was home and I thought it was fine. Have you thought about while they're renovating, putting a gate between your house and their house at the back where they just won't see it until one day they see it and then you say, that's been there forever. Well, because we were going to put in a gate. So you can sneak in the back and raid their fruit trees.

Yeah, man, because they've got good fruit trees, good flowers. We were going to put in a gate when our friends were living there and then they moved and so the gate never happened. Too late for the gate. I could put in the gate. That fence has got to go. Yeah, I reckon jamming a little. Secret gate, one of those things that doesn't look like a gate.

Yeah, fruit and flowers gate. Fruit and flower gate? Yeah. Okay, I'll do that. Hopefully they won't notice.