ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 10th April 2023

Episode Date: April 9, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley power through some more Overtime, and discuss sheet colours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. You've just received a giant package, a box of sheets. I did, because we, um, everything's so slow with renovation. Just while you're wiring on, I'm just going to go and shut the curtains.

Oh, please, I'll wire. I'm about to hit my light. He's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous of my light. The morning light comes into the studio windows. It's difficult for me. It does highlight Vaughan's natural beauty.

Yeah, and yours. It's hitting you right now. My brown-eyed boy. It's just a brown-eyed boy. I love when people argue over what colour my eyes are. Because you're the green blue. Happened at the pub last weekend. Hazel.

Green. I've always said Hazel. Hazel. So then last week at the pub, everybody was like, green blue. No, they're not. That's what Hazel is. I've got Hazel eyes. That's what Hazel is.

No, Hazel's green brown. That's me. Am I green blue? You're green blue, baby. Yeah, you're green blue. Well, well, well. Someone's updating their Tinder profile. Someone's updating their agent's profile. Boy, you've green-blue. Well, well, well. Someone's updated their Tinder profile. Someone's updated their agent's profile.

Boy, you've never had Tinder. Well, it's about time with these eyes I've got. They're wasted. You are on. I'm going to shut the curtains. So I got some sheets because the house is taking so bloody long. It's so boring that I like to every now and then indulge myself in a bit of fluff for when it's finished,

including the perfect colour sheets with the colour theme we're going with. Maybe just a little quieter on the curtains there, please. I'm trying! Rout! Oh, he fucked me up. Shit, what a shamble's he made. That curtain's got a patch on it. That shouldn't have a patch on it. Yeah, some sticky tape.

Well, that's the issue you have with the studio. Not the bloody wooden crates left on the floor. While I was blinding there tell me the sheet colors again so um for the grimace purple i've already got i've already got the main sheets for the smaller room and then for the second one we've got dark navy sheets and that's going with a rust duvet all all linen, of course. Yeah, lovely, lovely, yeah. And then for me and Aaron, I've got dusty pink sheets with a dark navy duvet cover

and that's going with a sort of plum-coloured wall. Very lush, very romantic. Now, how much lovemaking will be made in these dusty pink sheets as somebody who has dusty pink sheets? Well, hopefully... And has never made love in them. We're not allowed to make love in those sheets. And then dusty pink. Do you have six sheets?

No, we've got a town. No, we've got a dusty pink duvet. Wait, the dusty pink sheets aren't the problem. The charcoal blue black sheet, you can't have a sheet that's a black sheet. It's like a mild gray when you sweat yeah shows up real bad any way would i don't i mean i don't know juices juices show up fluid but that's the spirit like a csi episode the second sphere room who's coming over to my house and having sex i hope you guys aren't expected to do that you're saying just around the road It would be weird If I was like Do you want to go around And stay at And while we're there

We'll get down Yeah yeah Wait but you can't expect People not to jizz On your sheets I do expect When people stay at my house No we were having

Some decorum about it sir Sir some decorum Why do people just Go on sheets You know No one means to No one means Sometimes they do

Okay what would you call Body fluid friendly coloured sheets Just white When was the last time you saw a vagina Because they do all sorts You're going to wear it as a camo With a dusty pink They do all sorts I'm just going to worry it's going to camo in with the dusty pink. They do all sorts.

I'm just saying you've really gone for some vibrant colours. They look nice, but. They're going to be really aesthetically nice. And I don't know, maybe like Sade and Vorm will have to find ourselves a towel. Oh my God, I said best colour for sheets and it literally completed it with to avoid sex stains. Oh wow. What does it say? What's it come back with?

Okay, when you're picking sheets, thinking about staining, it's easy to hide bodily fluids with light colours, especially white. If you choose dark sheets or red sheets, the lightly coloured stains will certainly stick out. Well, I know, but aesthetically they're nice. This is on mattressadvisor.com.

It's not even some sexy website. Wow. Well, I'm sticking. Me and Aaron have the blush. That'llcom. It's not even some sexy website. Wow. Well, I'm sticking. Me and Aaron have the blush. That'll do. It's fine. And just a shout out to my friends who I know listen to the podcast. When you come to my house, it is a guest sex free abode.

Just get some towels. Easy. Sort of. Yeah. Dark colors like navy blue should hide any sweat stains you may be dealing with. We run hot. Since urine has some yellow pigments, brown dark sheets may be the best. We've got rust.

Shedding, pissing, bedwetting. Yeah, there you go. Well, if you piss the bed, you'll be fine. You never know. And because semen and vaginal fluids tend to be clear or white, neutral colored sheets like white or cream can be great for hiding stains. Yeah, there you go. Who's not washing them?

Who's not immediately? Hiding them from fucking her. You're just putting your fluids on it And then just leaving it for weeks And then just lying on it See ya see ya later Actually I'm going to have to stop you there That's copyrighted Suzy Kato's a very good friend of mine

She's already sued me twice So if you could maybe get her To drop her litigious action That would be great Tell her I'll review her five stars Yeah If she does the same for this podcast. And then she tells all her friends.

And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars as well.