ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 11th March 2023

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and discuss SpiceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime Podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Or ask for a cup of milk like Hayley has right now. Oh man, this concoction is not going to go well. I'm now like, Producer Jared, bless his soul

Went and got me a full fat milk That's all I asked for I have a cup of that and this chilli You've gone downstairs To get some Vietnamese And you asked for a mild I did mild So it's like a Vietnamese salad

And don't get me wrong, I usually rock like a medium Even a medium hot If it comes to Indian cuisine. Yeah. But the other day I got one of these salads and it just like blew my mouth and bum off. It blew your bum off. And I was saying to Aaron like, doing exactly what I'm doing now. And so I went down there and like the white girl I am, I ordered a mild thinking this wouldn't happen.

Go down. No, I can't. She won't go down, Vaughn. am, I ordered a mild thinking this wouldn't happen. Go down. She won't go down Vaughan. No I simply won't. She won't go down because she's ashamed because she can't handle the, it's not mine. I believe her words were I will not be that pakiya. I will not be that pakiya. My Maori grandmother will be turning

in her grave that I'm having such a hard time. Now the Maori there's traditional Maori cuisine, it's not a spicy cuisine. No, it's not. The kawa kawa leaf, which if you listen to the show, we are big fans of the kawa kawa leaf. Big fans. That's not spicy.

No, but it does have a peppery to it. But if you think of a hangi, like when you unfold a hangi and you've got the meat, potatoes, cabbage, a bit of stuffing, ain't no spicy. No, no, no, no. And even like Your traditional fish And everything Would never have been spicy

And when you talk about Like going back The spice trade Would there There wouldn't have been Any trade down here The Pakiha Brought the spice

Back in the day The Pakiha bought the spice Yeah But the spice regions Were all that That middle belt Of the globe You know

From the Tropic of Cancer To the Tropic of Capricorn It was hot enough To grow all the Hot spicy stuff I got About the only thing My vegetable garden

Grew this year Was potatoes And chillies And I've got these chillies Have I showed you A photo of these I took a photo Of it this week

Oh this bastard Look Look how devilish That looks That'll burn Hayley's ring off It looks like Satan's pocket asshole

Doesn't it I just want to reiterate I'm usually not a mild gal But it's like that looks. That'll burn Hayley's ring off. It looks like Satan's pocket asshole, doesn't it? I just want to reiterate, I'm usually not a mild gal, but it's like the red, it's a red chilli. So it's like normal, but I think they've changed

the chilli. It's burning on my chin. So it's not sort of like a cherry happy jalapeno. No, no, it's not a bloody.

You've got to tell them because if you don't tell them, this is your second one that's burning your ring off. I love this place, don't I, as well? I love this place. You've got to say something.

Have you got a chilli in there? One left? No, I've taken them all out, and I've just sort of split them there. But I think what happened is I got mild, and it was all in a cluster. It was all chopped up. I'm coming for a look. And I just ate all of it in one. So I've just Googled.

The Maori did have a spice, the horopito. Oh, the horopito. Which is also called the New Zealand pepper tree. So when that was ground up, it can replace normal black pepper as seasoning. Yes. So they were like boomers with their spice. You know, mum, just a bit of cracked pepper. We've touched on it before, but before cracked pepper,

when there was white powdered pepper Yum In the 80s Yeah mums love that It kills it on a tomato sandwich It fucking kills it Asian food White pepper always Yeah

I went to those Asian cooking classes remember Yeah Two of them The Japanese and the Vietnamese Of which this is Was like never use black pepper in Asian cooking What are you doing Unless it's like a black pepper

Recipe Beef Like a Szechuan or a beef. Always use white pepper and man, it changes things, eh? White pepper rules. Oh, white pepper rules. White pepper definitely rules. It's like there was a move away from iodised table salt.

And you've got to get that iodine or you're going to get that big old goiter. No, I had some this morning from the kitchen in there because I didn't have me cracked Himalayan. Himalayan salt, no iodine, you'll get the goiter. It's so salty though. David goiter. David goiter.

You'll get David goiter. You'll get David goiter. I don't want it. You'll break out in number one hits. I don't want it. I don't want to get the goiter. You'll be rich. You'll have a big lump in your throat.

Is that the only way to get iodine? So iodine comes from the sea. And so that's another reason people always live by the sea because if they went to from the sea, they got the goiters and the goiters ended up killing them. And then in the Americas, and if it goes undiagnosed and you do nothing about it, it can affect your child. And they reckon that's why rednecks are rednecks and hillbillies

because they lived in the hills of America and they were so far away from any iodine, they got goiters generationally. They got the goiters. And their children were born a little bit slower. I thought because your mom was my sister and my sister's my cousin. I mean, that certainly didn't help. But the salt.

They did these tests and they gave these teenage girls iodine and it disappeared. Huh. But then if you had a goiter and you got pregnant and you had a baby, it would affect the IQ of your child. So you're saying you could give your goiter to your doiter to your goiter

to your doiter for sure I just realised I did the whole show with my headphones on backwards so well that means

the show's backwards then isn't it we're going to have to play this in reverse well should we speak in reverse and hopefully they'll work out

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