ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 18th January 2023

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and discuss some self-care!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime Podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. It's been a windy week and I've noticed you've upped your lip balm. I have, because I marched on the weekend, which was insane. Yeah.

Because that was on Sunday when the storm was kicking in. And you're marching this weekend. You've got nationals coming up? Nationals coming up. So on the Sunday, I obviously didn't get sunburned, but I got windburn. How does windburn work? Is it just an extreme drying? I think it just dries it out.

It's like someone going On your lips all day But all the time And it's the wind Not someone's breath Why have you got a problem With my flavour? So have you seen this? Look at her

She's got a minty lip balm I've got a minty I've actually got two lip balms And both of them are mint It gives me a little tingle in the mouth I'm not a fan Of flavoured lip balms Yeah I know Because it mint. Gives me a little tingle in the mouth. I'm not a fan of flavoured lip balms. Yeah, I know. Because it just kind of gets me

excited for food. Yeah, I'm starving right now. A strawberry lip balm. Now I want a jam strawberry donut. No, but you never crave mint. You never go, oh god, that's utterly gagging for a mint. Yeah, but that's the chocolate. But is that peppermint or mint?

Or spearmint? Because that peppermint or mint? Or spearmint? Because that peppermint chocolate is peppermint chocolate. You don't have mint with chocolate. Mint is like what you have in a sauce on a roast. Yeah. So is that a roast or a chocolate biscuit lip balm? Technically, this would go well with lamb. Lamb.

Okay. So it's a lamb lip balm. Okay. Do you remember that mint lube? Oh, God. That made my fanny feel funny. Mint lube. See, that's nice.

Because this feels cooling. It's got like an icy tingle to it. I don't want that. Anything artificial flavored, like mint, any flavored lip balm, flavored lube, flavored Connie's. Why is there flavored condoms? No thanks. Who's eating them?

Who's having a little on a flavoured condom? All people do, don't they? There's still mint lube. I thought this was a mid-2000s, just pre-2010 flash in the pan. Spearmint or roast lamb. Roast lamb? It's mint. I remember it smelled like you were making love to your Sunday roast.

Oh. Not enough gravy though. Because you can't just making love to your Sunday roast. Ew. Not enough gravy, though. I feel like that's- Because you can't just have mint sauce on a roast. You've got to have mint sauce and gravy. You've got to have both, yeah. Classic roast shop question. When you go to the roast shop, have a lamb, medium lamb, mint sauce and gravy.

Minty lube in your fanny. Don't pull your bum. Don't do it. I think it was meant to tingle everybody involved. Yeah, but then the girl, she'd get BV for sure. Yeah. She'd have a bloody terrible bout of BV. Yeah, I mean, you've got sensitive skin as well.

Head to toe. Head to toe. You don't want to be tingly anything. Not a tingle tingle. Yeah, no, fair enough. Yeah, the tingly body wash. There's that tingle bit. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

The mint tree. The mint and tea tree. But that gets into your bits as well, because when I loofer, I loofer arms and legs and feet, and then the genitals. You loofer the genitals? Just a light loofer. I don't scrub.

You don't exfoliate every day? I don't exfoliate. There doesn't need exfoliating. Right. Okay. A light scrub. And it's the last place you hit. What if you drag something from one of the dirtiest spots to the...

I would argue nothing's dirtier than my bum. And it's just right next door, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Bum's last. And then I put it on the wall and Aaron uses it for his shower. That is disgusting. Our relationship is gross. I'll always give a loofah a pre-lather and a rinse

before I actually lather it up to lather myself. And it's because of this exact reason. You don't know what it touched last in the last person. Why don't you have his and hers loofahs? Nobody's got time for that. Loofahs are ugly enough, let alone having two of them in your shower. No, I don't even have a his and hers towel. We're so far in.

Ew, do you share the same towel? Yeah, most of the time. Oh, we have two towels. I'm not quite sure who owns what. Yeah, exactly. We've got two towels on the run. Right. I always just touch it and I use the driest one. Yeah, same. Which can be the one Shardae just used. I really wet a towel when I use a towel. Yeah, right.

You're quite... Why do men do that? Oh my god, men wet towels so badly. No, you've got to do the hand The hand squeegee. The hand squeegee. I hand squeegee when I get up and it's just full. But why are you so wet? Because there's more of us. Not always.

There's more body hair. Oh, maybe. And maybe the body hair holds the. No, but Sade's got a full long head of hair. Yeah. But she doesn't get it wet every shower. Okay. Aaron's got big sopping towels.

Yeah. Does he really ruin a bath, Matt? Destroys. Does he destroy a bath? He's not hand squeegeeing. He's not. He's not hand squeegeeing. He's turning off, opening the door and coming out.

He's also got long hair. Long hair. A long beard. Hairy chest. Does he have a body hair? On his legs and chest. Nowhere else. Really?

He's got a hairless back. Hairless back. Son of a bitch. Hairless bum. Hairless bum. Yeah. There's a strong massive person that would got a hairless back. Son of a bitch. Hairless bum. There's a strong person that would have a hairless bum. You look at him and you think, that's a hairy bottom.

To me, that much beard should equal that much bum. I don't know what happened. He's got bum alopecia. Lucky bastard. Back bum alopecia. Italian. Italiano. He should be hairy. Down there in the Mediterranean. What is it? Italian. Italiano. He should be here. Yeah, down there in the Mediterranean. Yeah.

Lucky me, I guess. Lucky him, lucky you. Yeah, lucky all of us. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy.

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