ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 26th February 2023

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and discuss Vaughans School PicnicSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime Podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made coffee on the go. Went to the kids' school picnic. Start of the year, school picnic thing. Cool.

Is this a tradition or something that happens? We had them at primary school as well. Yeah, so did we. I don't think we did. Catch up and meet people if you like to meet people, Is this a tradition or something that happens? We had them at primary school as well. Yeah, so did we. I don't think we did. Catch up and meet people if you like to meet people, but I don't really want to meet people, so I just took a couple of beers and sat in a fold-out chair.

Is this another thing that my decile one primary school missed out on? Yeah, probably. Because of the stabbings. Yeah, because I didn't play Duck, Duck, Geese either. Duck, Duck, Goose. Duck, Duck, Geese. It was just one goose at the end of a string of ducks. I had no idea about duck duck goose. No idea.

Have you ever sung the fish and chips song? No. Fish and chips. Yeah. Fish and chips. Make me want to lick my lips. Eat them for breakfast, lunch and tea. No.

Oh. Fish and chips are for me I did all my rapaty Oh yeah but all my rapaty Did you have rope for heart? Uh yes Did you just do it with string or something? Yeah and if it was windy you couldn't get a good loop Oh you couldn't get a good loop

Because there wasn't enough weight to the rope We didn't have enough money okay That's absolutely fine And it shows But yeah we went along And there was an adults versus kids soccer game, which I did not want any part of because I injure children

whenever there's children. Yes. Whenever I go to jump, whenever I go to trampoline park, children end up hurt. Yeah, but you keep walking up to them and double bouncing them. Yeah, yeah.

And double bouncing them and shoving them away. But also, if you're playing football or soccer against kids, you want to win. You want to teach them. The parents went too hard out. Did they?

A kid got a blood nose. The dad booted the ball into its face. You shouldn't be booting it that hard against the kids. There was like a hundred children running around and parents are just flying in with these insane kicks. They've got to learn though, don't they? They take it so, they took it very seriously. I stayed the hell away from that.

Yeah. I stayed the hell away from that. Yeah. I stayed the hell away from that. The kids were crying and then the principal was like, chuck two more balls in. So now there's multiple games of football going on on the same pitch. This is disgraceful. No one knows where the balls are going to hit them from. Oh, yeah.

Much like Fletcher's weekends. And because you play sports. You play squash. Yeah, I play squash and tennis. Yes. Doubles tennis. Yeah. Ten pin. Yeah. Because you play sports. You play squash. Yeah, I play squash and tennis. Yes. Doubles tennis. Yeah. Ten pin.

Yeah. All the ball sports. Yeah. A lot of balls. A lot of ball sports. Softball. Softball. Yeah.

Hardball. Baseball. T-ball. All the ball. Basketball. Yeah. And then we did a tug of war. And we won.

The blue team won. Yeah, because you've been working out. You've been keeping it tight. It had nothing to do with me. We had this dude on the end and he was probably six foot six

and 150 kgs and they just tied the rope around him. Oh my gosh. He's the anchor. And he just walked. Wait, how old's this

six foot six 150 kg man? Oh. What's he look like? I can introduce you. Is he a bit of me? No, he's got kids and he's married introduce you Is he a bit of me? No he's got kids

And he's married Nah he could ditch them He'll be alright How old is he? I don't know He's got Or a calm down Is he in his 40s?

Yeah he's in his 40s That's hot Yeah He'd be great for Squid Games On that platform Oh yeah Just chuck him on the end Yeah the Tiger War platform

Yeah but he's gotta get to Squid Games He's gotta get to that level Of Squid game yeah because he doesn't sound agile enough to even get past the first round can he do that can he cut out the can he cut out the shapes from the from the hokey pokey he's probably got big man hands huge hands huge bare mitts okay wow it sounds like someone wants to go To the school picnic Where's the next school picnic I don't know Where's the next school picnic Are you picking up

The kids today Yeah do you want to come Yeah I'll do pick up It's the weekend Hayley I'll do pick up Well we're not recording This on the weekend Obviously we're not

Fucking idiots We're not working On the weekend Let's do this during the week To make it seem like We're here in seven days But they couldn't afford me Or my weekend rates

My weekend rates by the way Are fucking insane Oh I bet Just because I never Want to work the weekends. But if you want to pay me a million dollars, I'll work a weekend. Yeah. One.

And then no more weekends. I'm going to come to the pick up. You come to the pick up. And get picked up. He would be able to pick you up. Oh, that'd be so fun. It's an absolute unit. Oh my God, you need to calm down.

That's my type. Unit. Unit. Units. I've finally been able to summarise what my type is. Units. Units. Hey, remember how you just gave that Uber driver five stars

because you wanted five stars back? Yes. Let's do that with this podcast. Oh, yeah. Review it five stars, tell your friends, and we'll do the same for you if you ever need a review for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars? Well, I don't know.

Do you own a restaurant or something? Yes. If you give us five stars on this podcast, tell us where you would like your review and we'll review. We won't even go. We'll just review your thing.

I don't want people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one of those secret restaurants. Oh, I was going to say because that's exactly the opposite of how restaurants work.

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