ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 28th January 2023

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and chat to Producer Jared about his religious encounter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. They do the work, but you get the payoff. Fleach, Vaughan and Hayley's Overtime Podcast. Work it, do it, overtime. Hello, welcome to Fleach, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime. It's thanks to McCafe. Try their refreshing McCafe iced coffee, available now at Macca's. Look how freckly my hand gets when it gets a bit of sun.

Oh, yeah, you do. It's a ginger gene, isn't it? It's a dominant ginge. Yeah, that's why you can tell I'm not a real ginge because I don't have freckles. I get sun spots. Or just rashes as previously mentioned. You know, I reckon a tan on your body is as good as dropping 5kgs.

Yeah, it hides a lot, doesn't it? It slims you up. Yeah, but also tans are bad in general. Tans are bad. Look at this. My tan on my upper arm is a series of freckles. Jesus, that's the Milky Way. Oh, don't act like he's not just trying to do a little tricep.

Look at him there. Oh, my God. Look at the freckles in the back of my... Good oof. Yeah. Goodness. Get a little bit of... Are these freckles?

Oh, yeah. That's just a little trick. And this is... People at home have to use their imagination. Were you gymming over the holidays? Substantially. I did. I kept...

Well, no, when we... I did a lot of running. Oh, okay. Ouch. Ouch, my knees. I did a lot of cardio. I did a lot of running. But no, I kept going to the gym and stuff as well.

Because the weather was so shit. I can't relate to that because I was away in in costa rica and dominican republic and columbia and it's beautiful weather every day the nose pepsi capital of the world and um not not gymming you saw james at the gym on socials though did he go to the gym at the resort there was a gym at some place we were staying and we all went and but once. Once? Yeah, I went to the gym once. But then you're like, I'm a little bit hungover.

I won't gym today. Yeah. I did a couple of PTs a week when I was back in Auckland. I think I did four PT sessions over the month. Over the month. That's pretty good. Over the break. And heaps of marching and shit.

Yeah. But also it's holiday. You just do, you know. My problem was like, I'd have good intentions I'm going to work out today And then 12pm I'd be drunk And then you'd be like

Shit I forgot Now it's too late It was important to get there Before the drinking kicked in You've got to do it Now over the holidays Producer Jared had a moment At the front door

Didn't you? You had a knock at the door I did I had my first encounter With the Jehovah's Witnesses The Jehovah's Witnesses The Book of Mormon? Nah, Mormons.

They're Mormons. But Mormons do it as well. It's all in the title. Jehovah's will be dressed conservatively, but in civilian clothing. Oh, they're on the cover. The Mormons that knock on the door are in a white shirt with a black tie, like in the Book of Mormon, with a little badge that says their name on it. Elder Smith.

Hello, my name is Elder Price. Elder Sproul. Hello, my name is Elder Smith. Oh, my God. I love Book of Mormon. I would like to talk to you about it. Elder Smith. Hello, my name is Elder Price. Elder Sproul. Hello, my name is Elder Smith. Oh, my God. I love Book of Mormon. I would like to talk to you about a book. I remember at school, I think it was the math teacher. He was the undercover one, and they bing-bonged on the door,

and I was like, what's the math teacher doing here? Yeah. I always felt so sorry for the kids that got taken in the car. You'd look out the window, and you were like, I know you're from school. And you'd look at them and then next time you saw them at school

they'd look at you like, please don't tell everybody else that you asked. Right. Producer Jerry, before he tells his story he wants to know if it's alright to call them

the Joho's. I don't remember asking that. I think we could, you know, you just miss the subject saying is it okay to call them Joho's. It's short for Jehovah's.

It would technically be Jeho's. Jeho's, yeah. Joho's. It's short for Jehovah's. It would technically be G-Ho's. G-Ho's, yeah. Jo-Ho's. Jo-Ho's? Yeah. I reckon you can go for it. So you open the door. J-Ho!

That was the pussy. Jo-Ho! Jo-Ho! That's how they should bing bong hello. Jo-Ho's! Jo-Ho's! Love it. You open the door without knowing who was there.

I always say, like, who is it? Do you have a spy hole or a peaky window? No, not really. We've got, like, a frosted door, a frosted glass door, but I just... I would never answer the door. Dude, you also live three houses down from gang, from a gang. Yeah.

I wouldn't be opening my door to nobody. Yeah. Who was it? It's the granny. No, it's not. It's the gang. Yeah, the Joho's were standing outside. Three lovely young lads.

One was from Canada. Were they cute? Were they hot? One was pretty attractive. Was it really Canadian? It was. Yeah, he was twingo. It was live.

I feel like the Joho's keep it tight. Yeah, a lot of walking. They work out. Yeah. Hey, he was live. I feel like the Joe Ho's keep it tight. Yeah, a lot of walking. They work out. Yeah, hey, it's me. I'm Joe Ho from Canada. I'm working out for Jesus. This is a nice hoose. Great hoose.

Yeah, so they wanted to talk to me about the good word. The good word. And I kindly said thanks no thanks this is a not good household for the Lord

not good household for the Lord this is the devil's den this is an agnostic household you can't say that because that's a challenge to them now yeah fair point

to be worth 10 points now versus the standing 5 points you should have just said I've already got a God I'm busy yeah I should have but yeah they gave me the spiel.

I said, thanks, but no thanks. See you later. You're hot. Goodbye. And then... He gave him a slap on his ass as he turned around. Did you get a photo?

And you converted him, so you get 10 points. Yeah, I get 10 points now. And right before they turned to leave, I saw one of them lean and look past me at my bookshelf. And I was like, oh no, here it comes. No Bible in there. Oh no, 50 shades of grey. And I was like, oh, no, here it comes. No Bible in there.

No, 50 shades of grey. And then he says, do you play D&D? Oh, he's a nerd. He's a nerd, Joho. Yeah, it took me by surprise because, you know, satanic panic and stuff. Yeah, man. The churches, when Dungeons & Dragons came out, the churches were against it. Really?

Oh, yeah. Witches and warlocks. Witches and wizards and magic. Remember how skittish they all got about Harry Potter being satanic? Well this is where you are playing the game So you get to decide how evil you are And you're fighting all these evil demons and stuff See they're against made up stories

Wildly against made up stories Fascinating Interesting Using dice Yeah Yeah right Factual reading only Right

Very evil Yeah and they basically Came out and asked me to be their dungeon master Sexual Are you sure the Canadian wasn't gay I'm not Why don't you tie me up Oh master I like it

Yeah I like that Oh I ruled a nut one That's bad for me Yeah so they asked me to DM them I like that, eh? Oh, eh? Yeah, and they... Oh, I ruled a nut one. That's bad for me, eh? Eh? Yeah, so they asked me to DM them. They wanted to come in, hang out, play some games, roll some dice.

You could have got a trifecta of conversions back. Yeah, that's 30 points. That's 30 points. Either that or a hot four-way. And this girl brings it over and is like, what the fuck is going on? I'm having sex with three Jehovah's Witnesses right now.

He's spanking them with a Bible. And Jared's like, I just rolled a four. I had to. So, wait. Yeah, you roll a D4 to see how many

of you are allowed to fuck at once. Surely this is just something they get taught, right? It's like, have a look in the house, see if there's

something you can connect with. They're not Greenpeace. Greenpeace are always got a snappy answer for whatever you're doing. Hey, have you got a minute? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. Hey, those shoes are pretty cool. Sorry, I'm in a hurry.

So are the icebergs. To melt. So are the seals to be clubbed to death. Okay, well, you got me now. So what did you say when you got into this wicked D&D chat? It was pretty rad, man. Yeah, we chatted about their old characters. What characters did they play?

One of them had the nerve to play a warlock. Which is, if you don't know, evil, and you have like an evil patron. I like that you had to ask, if you don't know. We're well aware. If you don't know. We're well aware. Like we don't D&D. Maybe paladins or clerics. I expected a whole bunch of priests. Yeah.

But no. So I kindly said no I can't do that. I play virtually and I don't think you'd like the content I put out. So you didn't hook up with any of them? Not one. Unbelievable. It's not your bloody holiday, mate.

I'm still trying to rub your holiday on your face. So, wait, were you snorting coke off these dudes or what? Were you, like, balls deep in an Aperol Spritz or what? You weren't rolling up that Bible? They weren't calling you papi. What's going on here? We've got holiday cross contamination.

You are making a wild like this. You're not touching the dragons. You can't just make up my holiday board. Of course. You had a few warlocks in your time. Another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy.

I'm just reading what's written here.