ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 4th March 2023

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and have a go at the Newlywed Game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee. On the go. Absolute full disclosure, I heard this idea on the Always Sunny in Philadelphia podcast. Love that podcast.

I've tapped out. I tapped out long ago, but I could happily return. I tapped out and I returned and a year had passed. So I've got this massive back catalogue of always sunny episodes to get through. They basically do every episode of the podcast as them talking about an episode of the show. I keep forgetting to

watch it. I started season one after your glorious recommendation. It just gets better and better and in some ways worse and worse. Yeah, worse and worse. I love that. It's so insane. But they played a game, because they've known each other for like 20 odd years. They played the newlyweds game, which was a game show where a newlywed couple would go on and they'd be asked the question at the same time.

But it would be pitched as like, what is Hayley's favourite colour? And so then Hayley writes down what her favourite colour is. We write down and then we all reveal at the same time. I've seen this, they do it on YouTube, you know those ones where they get like, this person talks to this person and they did it with couples and you get a guess. It's called the newlywed game it used to be a televised game. This is exciting

So we can do it Hayley Pardon me? Are we all doing it? No no no We do each other. Karween's questions Oh okay. Can be put to any of us. Right. So she would like, maybe what is Hayley's favourite colour?

And then it would be like, what is Fletcher's kink? And then I'm like, how long is this podcast going to be? I know that one. Why? That one. Wow. Why did we go from colour to kink?

Well, I just fit the bill, you know. Do that, do that. Like your strengths. Right. Okay.

So I've got a piece of paper, I've folded it, because we're going to have more than one answer Yeah, I've got mine in four Are you making one of those things? There you go Red, blue, R, E, D Yeah

What number? Four Pick a lucky number One, two, three, four Oh, I meant to open that one You're a poo You're in love with Rachel Okay

Carl Wayne's here Hi Hello Hello Okay, so we'll start off with an easy one Okay What is Fletcher's favourite way to relax? I don't even, I don't relax much Okay, I got my answer

Wait, I don't even know my answer Oh, I don't know I know all the things you like to do, but how do you relax? I'm just going to write Write something Okay Okay Three, two, one like to do but how do you relax i'm just gonna write write something okay okay three two one he can't that's more accurate no i wrote watch the netflix yeah i wrote netflix tv yeah okay but you're right i can't i don't do a lot it's a point h yeah that's a point

all right yeah so okay we could have got nice, some game show music for this or something, but it's too late. We'll edit and post. Jared can edit and post. Like, it'll start right now. It'll start right now. No, he's shaking his head. Oh, for fuck's sake.

I believe he said get fucked. I'll put it in the background on my YouTube then. Game show music. That's Mario, actually. Tread lightly, you'll be sued by Nintendo. Oh, this is good, yeah. Oh, this is great. Next question can't win.

What could Hayley not... Wait. What could Hayley not live without? Ooh! Got it. I got it. This is sad. One, two, three. Booze.

Rolly. Alcohol. Oh, yeah! Do you see I rubbed out Satisfyer protein? Also true. Points to you. Yeah, that's sad. In the order, though, Rolly would be second, eh?

Or would Aaron be second? I'm fine without Aaron. The cat. The cat. I really thought you were going to say cat. Yeah, I know. I do love my cat. It is booze.

A little glass of wine. She loves a cocktail. You can't drink your cat, can you? All right, next question. You probably could if you put your mind to it. What about a blender? I've got a great blender. You've got the right size blender for my big boy.

Jesus. Okay. All right, Carl Wayne, back to you. I've got a great blender. You've got the right size blender for my big boy. Jesus, okay. Right, Carween, back to you. Okay. Come closer to the microphone. We need to put Carween into a little glitzy dress. Not enough baps out. For a game show. I'm changing to Oh, funky.

Oh, it's a bit more funky. See how this is done, Jared? You just go to YouTube. Oh, it's a bit more funky. It's a bit more funky. See how this is done, Jared? You just got a YouTube. All right, can't wait. Okay, who would Fletch trust to wipe his search history in the event of his death? Oh. Oh, yeah. I think it's one of two

He wouldn't even know How to turn a computer on Wouldn't he? No I'm changing it Changing? But I just thought Because he was a lawyer as well

Like legally You'd feel a bit more No he's technologically Is he? Inept Inept yeah I was going to use A really bad word

I knew you were I knew you were I just wanted to jump in with I jumped in like the bullet was coming. I jumped across. Rennie! Rennie! Okay, three, two, one.

I put me. Vaughn. Yeah, I put Vaughn as well. Yeah, points all around. Also because we've joked about wiping each other's search histories anyway, haven't we? I think you're going to say who would he trust to wipe his bum when he gets old. Also Vaughn. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we know that's not happening, though. No. We're here for a good time, not a long time. He'll get the pillow. Don't fight it! Also takes trust. Go to the light! I've got you, my friend!

Okay, who, which fictional character best represents Vaughn? Ooh! I don't, gosh, I don't gosh I don't even know because here's what happens if I put someone cool I'm just going to get roasted for five minutes

yeah you are you are you knew that yeah yeah yeah put your answer down put your answer down yeah yeah yeah um

oh okay I've got my answer. I'm just going to put this. This is not really the answer, but I'm just going to put it anyway. Okay, Hayley. Two, one. Bluey's dad. Should we go on Bluey's dad?

I put Chewbacca. I put Han Solo. I knew it was something Disney. But I'll change my answer to Bluey's dad. Can you do that retrospectively? Can I get a point? Because it's more like my answer, isn't it? Am I winning? I'm going to order a point Because it's more It's my answer isn't it Am I winning

I'm gonna order a point You don't have any points Hayley and I are drawn On three points a piece In this game Okay Who would Hayley rather go On a long road trip with

Out of the two of you I don't know I feel like you could Road trip with either of us I'm just a people person I get along with everyone Yeah I can't put myself Because then if either of us. I'm just a people person. I get along with everyone. I can't put myself because then if it's not me, I'm going to be like, aw.

Just back what you think. Fuck yourself. I don't know. I don't know. Just say yourself. I'm just going to put Vaughn. I'm just going to put Vaughn. You're just going to put Vaughn. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. What is the answer? Three, two, one. Fletch. I put Fletch. Yes. I put Fletch., two, one. Fletch. I put Fletch. Yes. I put Fletch. Why didn't I put Fletch?

You should have supported yourself. You didn't believe in yourself. You know, Bourne's driving is so slow. Oh, yeah, that he does drive slow. I don't think it was a driving thing. I just thought, because I'd have to tell my kids, right? Yeah. Ooh, yeah.

Yeah, double down on Fletch. Double down on Fletch. Yeah. Okay. Do we want more? Yeah. Yes. Okay.

What is Fletch's most annoying habit? Oh. Oh, that he would recognise as his own annoying habit. That I would recognise. This doesn't actually annoy me, but I think you would count it as an annoying habit. Of a rush. What?

You can't read out your answer out loud. Shut up. I've already finished writing mine. Impatient. That's not a habit. That's just a personality trait. That's just who you are fundamentally at your core. Three, two, one.

What's the answer? I wrote clearing his throat. I wrote choking on apple skin. Yes, I always do that. What was your answer? I do have a royal gala. I love a royal gala. I put being impatient.

Being impatient. Yeah, because I'm impatient. That's not a great trade, is it? No. Anyway, hurry up. One more? Oh my God. All right, all right.

Come on. One more, one more. One more. What is Vaughan's biggest red flag? Is it the fact that I'm married and have children? Wait, his red flag when he's looking at a woman? Or his red flag as a person? No, if you were to look at me, what is my red flag?

Yeah. Yeah, what is my... If you were to date Vaughn. Or be his friend, I guess. Absolute gym best. I'm not a gym best. I'm not a gym best. He's a pervert.

Yesterday at the gym, I'll say this. Yesterday at the gym,'ll say this Yesterday at the gym I was on the treadmill running And I heard a commotion Over my I had headphones on Over my And I turned and I looked

And I was doing that thing Where you just have to turn Because you're running on a treadmill And you can't look for too long Yeah The girls at the gym Another girl who goes to the gym Was parked up in front of them

And like She was like Popping her arse out And like pointing to different parts And they were like Yeah it looks great It looks great Oh god it's looking great yeah and i was just like it actually goes quite well with this music in the background i'm running but i'm like you're literally describing yourself being a piss no because they were pissed

no i'm saying my red flag for him he he hates going out. I do hate going out. Oh, yeah, he does. You do hate going out. And I love going out. You love going out. I couldn't date you. Right. Well, I didn't write mine down.

I just put the way he looks at me at the gym. You explained your story. That was enough. Yeah. But they were inviting. Not you, though. They were asking for you to look at them. I was only looking around being like, what?

And I was trying to decipher what was happening. And then one of the girls got up, walked around the desk. Yeah, Lululemons. If you wear them, you've got to expect it. Walked around the desk. No, walked around the desk and she's like, I think this part looks great. And poked her in the bum. Hot.

I'll be a piss, that's hot. It was insane. It was insane. Anyway, that was fun. No, that was a fun game. That was fun. It was a fun game. Get to know your friends by playing this silly little game.

Silly little game. This music goes to one hour and two. I don't know if you were trying to write it out to the end. I'm writing it out to the end. Well, let's write it out. It doesn't change much. I think there must be a loop spot here. God, the trombone player at this point. His there must be a loop spot here.

God, the trombone player at this point, his lips must be sore. An hour. It's one of those long YouTube videos that's hard to drag it right to the end. Are we riding this out? We're riding this out. It's got 13 seconds to go. I'm just giving it repetitive nature.

Oh! Yeah! given its repetitive nature. Oh! Bam, bam, bam! Bam, bam, bam! Yeah! Well, congratulations to you, podcast listeners, that you've reached the end. So I would assume if you've listened all this way through, you're either asleep, in which case, wake up! Or you enjoyed it.

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