ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 8th April 2023

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and discuss a proposition that  Fletch's friend received!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Stunning. Do you know what you call that in the world of acting? It's called a pregnant pause. Thank you.

Well, I actually, I didn't go to drama school, but I just... She just calls you fat. I just learn it on the street. No, it's when you leave a pause that's longer than a normal pause in a sentence called pregnant pause. Now, I forgot to mention a follow up to something we talked about a long time ago. Because, you know, recently my friend Lewis has been staying. He has. Lewis Capaldi.

You meant Lewis Capaldi. No, not that Lewis. Oh, sure. We won't name him. We weren't supposed to say. Another one. He's just gone back to Australia. Right.

How did his traverse across America go? You're thinking of Lewis Hamilton. No. You're thinking of... Lewis Hamilton was my next one, the Formula One. I was going to ask him how the... You're thinking of Lewis and Lane. Clark.

Lewis Clark. Lewis and Clark. Lewis and Clark. Not Lois and... You know Lois and Clark. Lois. Clark. Lewis Clark. Lewis and Clark. Lewis and Clark. Not Lois and Clark. You know Lois and Clark? Lois and Clark. The Superman TV show. Yeah.

It was a word play on Lewis and Clark. Trans-American explorers. Oh, okay. No, how did they get on in America being trans then? You know what? Native Americans don't give a fuck. They don't know. They don't care.

It wasn't politicized, was it? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. There was no left. They don't care. It wasn't politicised, was it? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. There was no left. There was no right. Famously. And I don't know if you remember this story, but my friend Lewis was approached by someone online to do looning.

Yes. Oh my God. Do you remember this? Blowing up balloons. And you know, I forgot to tell you this story. And then I was talking to him yesterday and then I remembered about the story that he told me. Okay.

So for those that missed it he was offered money yeah i think it was like a hundred pounds to blow up or after he used to play the trumpet no you're thinking of a different lewis you think of louis armstrong yeah no so he was offered a hundred pounds for some random guy online to blow up a balloon yes and he did it because he was like it's funny and it's a hundred and it's a hundred it's two hundred dollars did he just set up his camera like that and be like hi yeah and like he's like i don't care if this video goes viral because it's not rude it's not rude it's not something that can like go you know come back and haunt you yes and then he was saying

that this guy who gets people to like blow up balloons and loon paid someone else, not my friend, £1,000 to blow him up. What? To blow him up? Like make a seal on the mouth and be like. What? Like this? Yeah. Like put the camera as if I'm going to blow you up.

No no no In real life Like fill him with air Like that's air How much work Can a human body take? Your lungs are full We used to do this as kids

We used to do this as kids Just put our mouths Into each other's mouths And try to like Give each other mouth to mouth What's like your kissing technique When we talked about Harry Starsky You love blowing a bit of air

I promise If I ever get to kiss A really hot Really famous, I'll fill them up. But so this guy. I could be earning a thousand dollars for doing that. But I don't understand, like not kink shaming at all, but does this guy want to be a balloon? There's something. It might be an inflation.

It might not just be balloons. It could be any sort of inflation thing. But on his mouth, not on his... Did he block his nose so that the air could escape from his nose? And how much air? One breath, I'd fill you up. I don't know. You're same.

I've got monster lungs on my other bloody horse lungs. We used to do, when we were kids, we used to do all the time, your whole stomach and chest would go woof like that. Isn't this wild, though? Oh, my God. There are so many other ways. Meet me in person and buy me out. There's so many ways to make money these days.

A thousand pounds, that's 2,000 New Zealand dollars. Oh, now we're talking. Yeah. I mean, you've promoted a lot more for less, haven't you? Absolutely. Yeah. Like you've worked hard days for less than $2,000. Hell yeah. Yeah.

I would blow someone up. Hit me up at Hayley Sproul on Instagram, man. I'm done. You'll do balloon blowing as well? Oh my god. It's easy money. I've thought about, you know, I've thought about the feet thing before. Oh yeah, but then they get your feet accidentally. They've got yours on a database

already, don't they? Yeah, they do slip feet. I keep uploading mine and they keep deleting them. Yeah, but you've got kind of weird manacles. Manacles? You've got manky man feet. Mancy man feet. I cut my toenails the other day.

Oh yeah. Do you go square or round? Round. Yeah. What do you mean square? Some people go square across the top Some people just like Don't even bother Just go across the top Oh my god no way That's young

And it tags the sock It tags the sock Because you've got a corner You've got a hard corner Let's sit a little pole this next week No I mean 100% of people Round Surely will round it

No but you're saying There are people that go square Yeah yeah Ferals Yeah when you trim your toenails, do you go round or square? We'll sit a little poll for next week. We'll sit a little poll. Okay, if you had to rate, review, or marry Fletch, Vaughn, or Hayley,

what one would it be? Okay, I would marry Hayley. I would have sex. Wait, which one is it? No, no, no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment.

I could have sex with the podcast. I don't know how that would work. Give us a sexy little review, though.