ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 11th April 2023

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

Fletch & Hayley discuss why they don't have Covid, and their cool new Drinking Game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Just the two of us. Just Fletch and Hayley. Just the two of us.

We can make it if we try. Just the two of us. You'll hear us mention Vaughan's got the vid. He got the vid. You may have seen on social, got it over the weekend. We don't have the vid currently. I've been testing every day. I've been testing, I've done three tests this

weekend. No vid. Did spend a lot of time with kids though over the weekend so probably got everything else. Some kind of norovirus or some spewing, shitting thing. Yeah, I don't want to shit and spew myself. It's been so long. Actually, though, nice to slim down.

A couple of bug-induced KGs down. Yeah, just dehydrate a bit, you know. But Thursday, because we didn't have the vid, we went out. We had a boozy lunch. Fantastic lunch. You know it's a good lunch when literally they keep bringing food and you go, it's got to stop. Yeah, because we had to do it because it was a big group.

We had to do a set menu. Yeah, we were a bit pissed off about that. The food kept coming. It was. Oh, my God. Great stuff. En Croyabla. Yeah.

It was so good. A big group of us. Yeah. And then the lot of us all went back to a friend's house and had some more drinky poos. And can I just say a bravo to you, sir. We really, we called the evening when it needed to be ended. Oh my God, we did. We were tapped out.

We were at home by like six or seven, weren't we? Not typically my forte. I will say not typically my forte, knowing when enough is enough. But while we were having drinks at our friend James's house, I've come up with a really great new drinking game. Now, we played this together, you, me, and Vaughan. We played it in studio. I can't remember if we talked about it.

I can't remember either. But we'll just remind you of this game. It's great. What you do is you go through the parties, the political parties of your country of choice. This would be a great – we should have gone into the lounge and put it on the big screen. Yeah, we had a laptop. If you've got a projector

grab a laptop or an iPad and set that up in front of the group. Yeah, totally. And then you'll go, for example, if you're in New Zealand you'll start with, say, the National Party. And then you go into the National Party and you go, who we are? And you go, our team and it brings up all the headshots of the members of the National Party

and then you all go through and you decide which one you'll have sex with now there's two options one you can have sex with them because they're attractive yeah two you can have sex with them for the story which hayley when we got to the act party you chose david seymour for the story good story good story yeah good story yeah because sometimes would it be would it be some of them were easier than others the green party you know i've got a big crush on chloe swarbrick that was an easy one for you instantly you were just like dabble kerry allen yeah from the labor party yep hot hot hottie very hard with national a lot of old white men well again i went for the story uh a classic jerry

brown because i just thought for the story for the story i'll always do it for the story or yeah jared said you could also sleep with someone to assert dominance as well just oh yeah okay i quite like that right i can't remember who did you choose from the national party it was slim pickings i think i went for a story one as well yeah i think you might have yeah i think you might have just gone straight to the top for a luxon oh speaking of top then we went to i mean if you're uh not in new zealand please feel free to look these people up then the the leader of the opportunities party is actually a hottie and you said you'd absolutely go there, wouldn't you? Yeah, I would. We didn't get on to Australian political parties,

but you could just keep doing this around the world. Just get around the world. Exactly. Look at the political parties and choose your person. And I think we were going screen by screen, weren't we? Line for line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great game.

Oh, great game. And then the next step of the game is to follow through. So that's... I think that's actually next week yeah you're meeting david seymour next week i'm meeting david i'm meeting jerry chloe and kiri yeah and we're just gonna see what happens see what happens yeah so watch the space