ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 12th April 2023

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss what Hayley did in her carSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. He's back from home. Yeah, hi Vaughan. Hi guys.

With the vid. With the vid. He's got COVID-19. Is it still the novel coronavirus when you get it the second time? It's not so much novel, is it? It's not novel anymore. It's a well-established virus. It just doesn't feel novel at all, is it?

No, there's not a lot of novelty. Novelty. Novelty. Unnecessarily posh. Novelation. Now, are we going to do... Yesterday we... Oh my god, she's got COVID. Now, are we going to do... Yesterday we... Oh, my God. She's got...

Now she's got the COVID. Now she's got the COVID. She's got the novel virus. I've got dry dust throat. I've got dry dust throat. It's not COVID. I tested again today. I've tested every day.

Now, there was a moment yesterday. What were you talking about? What were you doing in your car? Oh, because Tesla employees, ex-employeesees admitted to reuters in a news article yeah that people at worked at tesla could look at the inside of cars at footage and i was like oh my god um imagine what they might see and then we were talking and then there's a video clip and Fletch just sort of remembered I had told him and Vaughn a story of a car trip I took once. And I pulled her face and we laughed and we moved on

because it was not appropriate for air. And it was a secret that I told you. And somehow overnight the secret has become an online poll. Well, Shannon, Shannon Lette Pyjamas put up a question box. What do you think Hayley did in the car? Is this the Desert Road? It's the Desert Road story. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

That's all I wanted to know. I'm not going to say what the story was. Then that's completely, yeah, disgusting. No, go on. It's up to you. It's a private moment. You do it in the sanctity of your own vehicle. Do you want to hear some responses?

And you don't have to comment, Hayley, at all. Yeah. Okay. Belinda says, was it shave? No response. No response. Okay. Who's shaving in their car?

No one's shaving in their car. Yeah, that's not. I've given my face a shave in the car heading to laser because you have to pre-shave before laser. Oh, yeah, yeah. And so I've got those little like, you know, blade on a stick things and been like, in the car park like this.

Oh, my God. People looking at me. But no further comment on whether that was what made Fletch pull a face yesterday. I don't feel comfortable reading Fergus. Whoever Fergus Mac is on Instagram. I'll say it. Yeah.

Something that meant she had to put her knickers in the bin. Poop emoji. Like, did you poop yourself in your car on the desert road? I will confirm that that is not true. Is that why the car's the stinky dink? No, I didn't shit in the car. And that is not why the car's the stinky dink? No, I didn't shit in the car, and that is not why my car is the stinky dink. Janie.

I've never seen that first emoji that Janie's used yet. No, neither. What is it like a... A woman blowing wind. But it looks like a fountain. No, it looks like a goddess, sort of a wind goddess sort of emoji because the lady looks like she's made of clouds and she's blowing.

Yeah, but does it look like she could be a statue, like on the wall, like a fountain? Yeah, it could be. I don't know, why don't you ask her? Why don't you ask her? Statue. It's an emoji. Statue bro. So there's a blowing woman emoji and an eggplant emoji. And you were solo on that trip on the desert road, weren't you? So. So unless there was a backpacker involved, so not that one.

No comment. I don't feel comfortable saying that one. Vaughn can read that one. Alicia's. Yeah. I'm at home and my children can hear me. I will not be reading that one. Okay.

Alicia said Maz in the Maz. No comment. No comment on the desert road Yeah Steph Oh my god Paddled the pink canoe What? What?

What does that mean? Doesn't that just mean The same as the one before? It means the same as the one before Paddled the pink canoe Yeah Oh guys Elise, much more innocent

Did you crash your car? Oh, Elise Elise, innocent Did you crash your car? Oh Elise Elise no No And then someone says Chicken stroganoff Oh no that was From something else

From something earlier In the show Although that was Another metaphor I was like I don't know What that one means Yeah did you stroganoff Your chicken on the

Desert road I did stroganoff My chicken on the Middle of the road What a bloody hell Kind of innuendo is that Oh my lord No comment

No comment at all. No comments made. I tell you, I told you in secret. It's a beautiful stretch of road. I thought you said it's a beautiful story. I was like, I don't know that it is. I don't know that it is. You'll just be left wondering your whole life what Hayley Sproul did on the desert road on a solo trip.

Oh, well. Got to keep some things to myself, you know.